What am I doing with my life-
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*Pours spiders into Lucifer’s bed*
“THIS IS BECAUSE HES MEAN TO THE CUTE SPIDERS! AND AS THE HUMANS SAY btch A$$ dck fck fck!”
- Chastity
Luci: *UNHOLYSCREECH*-
VIN GIMMIE HUGGIE
Vin: oh uh..alright *hugs*
LUCIFER PLEASE TAKE MY SOUL AND END MY SUFFERING
Luci: *takes your soul quickly*-
God: LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR!-
A a ah hey I’m giving up my soul who’s up
Luci: *quickly raises hand*-
God: *tackles Luci*-
Lucifer. My Morningstar
Luci: ....I'm worried-
How to make lean. Get cough syrup with codeine. Mix soda ,mainly Sprite,with couch syrup. Add sweets like jolly Rancher to make extra sugary. And enjoy your purple adventure
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ajdjsk I know this was awhile ago but abt the fnaf fandom thing I still love fnaf n I don’t think I’ll ever leave the fandom uvu so I’m with ya pal
Hhhh, I feel so left out on things ;; but that's fine, I'm just gonna stick with Harry Potter and all that-
GOD LISTEN TO WHAT I LEARNED FROM THE HUMANS TODAY!
Chastity clears her throat before making peace signs with her fingers, “Lil’ Tay here flexing on you haters!”
God: *disappointed father look*
Luci: ....I'm actually scared
Hoi, long time no talk
~sleepy Ryan
Talktomechild-
Hey dia what do you think of your fangirls
Dia: this is the worst idea ever-
Can I have a Huggie from everyone
Everyone: *hugs*
Lucifer, I'm upset - violet
Luci: *gives you candy and a hug*-
Lucifer is secretly really good with kids
Luci: *protecting all the children*-
God: Lucifer you can't adopt them-
Luci: *hisses*-
Faith: I may be 5’0 but I’m not ten
Pft-
Endermen are relatable. I don’t like the sun and I get pissed if you look at me
Lol-
No* i am upset* is the name of Drakes new song
I-
Oh-
Khali: *hugs Zoe* hey wassup house are you-
Zoe: stressful but okay ^^"
Listen to drake *I am Upset *
Hh I'm sorry,,
Would you say Drake killed triple x tentacion
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Chara: *hugs Diabolos* Please don’t think this is weird I just really need a hug and I was too afraid to ask the others-
Diabolos: ...*small pat*
I’d fck a chick, let’s go Dia
- Jeanne
Dia: *blushes* wait wha-
GOD DOESNT LIKE SPIDERS
WHY IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RN
DONT EVER TALK TO ME OR SPIDY AGAIN GOD
- Chastity
God: I never said that-
Luci: *snickers*-*gets hit by a bible*-
Genderbent
Diabolos
Dia: ....ok wtf-
What made you think spiders were a good idea God-
God: idk, what made mosquitoes a good idea?-
Luci: *nervous smile*-
I've been wanting to ask this for a while but I never got to it,Since Zoey or whoever it was is William's Daughter(Purple Guy/Spring/Scraptrap),I'm not sure how to explain this well but is it like an Alternate Universe or something?
I mean you could call it an Alternate Universe, but Zoe is just really an oc of mine and she's mainly in my fandom that me and my gf made called "Drifting Colors" so yeah, its most likely an Alternative Universe.
Hai Kyle it's me Moka *Huggles* oh ye Zoe could I be a babysitter
Zoe: sure *smiles*
Khali would be a good babysitter for the baby- along side if Ada--
Zoe: *nervous* y-yeah
Zoeyyy, when the baby is old eniugg, can I babysit??? -smol boyo Ryan
Zoe: *giggles* of course
Greetings, Zoey -Betty
Zoe: greetings
*gives siren Zoe a head pat*
Siren Z: *smol fish blep*
hey angeeelll can you give me wings? -Chara
Angel: uh..that's...only if you do good things..and..you're already a demon so...you can't be an angel, child...
Lol who wants to play Ouija
Luci: *smirks*-
*throws bones at Hell hounds-*
Hellhounds: *devours it*
I have a fever and my throat hurts Lucifer whai
Luci: ask God about that
hEyADMINCANWERP-OofDarwin
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you can’t make me stay out of the lab *touches door and alarm goes off*-
John: *locks you out*-
What do you want the baby to be? -Khali (she ask the many of questions--)
Zoe: I'm..hoping a boy really but..then again...I don't know
Zoe, what will you call the baby? - Khali
Zoe: I don't know yet, I still don't know if its a boy or a girl yet
Zoe meets all of the other au Zoe’s-
Purge Z: ....why am I here?
Male Z: huh...I don't look bad as a female
Siren Z: ......?
Zombie Z: *eating guts*
Older Z: ....wait I'm having a kid? Well then-
Pirate Z: oh sorry, I was looking at the gems over there-
Zoe: .......*looks at Admin*
Admin: *drops pencil*-
Hey Zoey what’s ur opinion on Grape Soda?
Zoe: gross
Lucifer can you throw me into the darkest place in your kingdom pwease? -Squishy
Luci: *throws you into the darkness pit*-
Abby: Hi Mr Morningstar!!
Mr Morning: greetings, child
*gives both of you a box of cookies* here- now both are happy-
Luci: oh *holds*
Admin: *pushes it to the side a bit* .....
Sorry she's so easy to drop *shrug*-Ada
Luci: *narrows eyes and brings her to bed*
Ada drops Khali and Luci gets mad because Khali is like smol-
Luci: *picks up Khaki* Ada!
*gives mom a hug*-
Admin: *hugs back*
*gives lucifer some cookies* I made those for you- ~violet
Luci: oh..thanks vi *little smile*
Admin: ....
Luci: ....*gives some to admin*
Floridian Swamp Cat and her babies-
Yus-
Sure you mah be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of god? -Patience
Luci: *looks at God*
God: he used to be-
Oh- well good luck Sis- -Neon
Zoe: thanks
Hey Zoe, how's being pregnant coming along? -Neon
Zoe: ah well, my back hurts and I can get mood swings easily *nervous smile*
*pets the hell doggos*
Hellhounds: *nuzzles*
Hewwo, tis a shy pewson so weally likes your art, and everything about you account, but scared and awkwardness keeps wanting to have an actual conversation with the great Zoey :’)
Awe, you can always talk to me and I'm glad you like my art uwu my dms are always open for a chat
Is there any hell doggos?
Hellhounds: *tackles them*
Luci: yes-
Fite me Zoey `0v0
Zoe: I can't, I'm pregnant
Rp or video chat? Please ;w;
Rp because I'm not good with video chats ;w; sorry
Friday the 13th au?
I'll think about it
*shoots again, but is out of water* Uh oh-
Purge Zoe: *pulls gun out*
*smiles innocently* -Khali
John: *rolls eyes*
Are you curing your gay?--Khali
John: *narrows eyes*
*shoots purge Zoey with a water gun*
Purge Zoe: *blinks, letting the water drip off my face* ....-
I am very curious- are you curing something? -Khali
John: no.
*just clinging on to John's back* but I wanna knoW-Khali
John: why?
But I wanna know what your working on, Johnny Boi-Khali
John: nothing you need to worry about.
Fight me Diabolos
Diabolos: *boop*-
Can I rp with u
Of course!
Hayy Zoey there’s a new purge coming out-
Purge Zoe: *smirks* about time~
Angel do you guys use your halos as frisbees
Angel: uh..no?-
The child now bites lucis tail
Luci: well then-
I didn’t mean to step on your tail sir-
Luci: its fine, child..just make sure to be careful *sets them down*
*steps on Lucis tail*
Luci: *wraps tail around their ankle and lifts them off the ground*
Despond- *rolls over* How many children you want? ;)
Despond: um...why?
She bites luci
Luci: *blinks and pokes* I believe I can't feel pain, child.
Ahhh I need your help cuz I wanna add you to my flight rising but I don't know what dragon species you would like or fit you and I WANNA RP
I'm into like..fire/lava kind of dragons and wE CAN RP MY CHILD-
*on John's back* what on earth are you doing friend -Khali(oof darhere, back at it with the demon child-)
John: ack!-*winces* I-I'm trying to do work-
Hi Luci owo
Luci: Greetings, child-
Ravioli Ravioli John and Admin have the Gayoli uwu (you know, same- also have a good dayoli admin-dar)
John: ohuh-
Admin: thanks-
Zella: show us your scaries form
Zella: alright *turns into huge black mist and limbs turn long and sharp and eyes go completely black as two more hand grow out of her back, hair goes crimson red and mouth turns into rows of razor sharp teeth*
*goes to hell*
*Follows Satan around the whole time*
Luci: *looks* um..hello?
Admin, who is your closest amigos?
Admin: ah..well..thats a bit hard for me since..everyone on ig i know is..really close to me
Please take me with you and give me all the hugs and cuddles-
Admin: in all honesty, I would and protect you and everyone I love-
Beep beep
Lucifer!- please come back-
Pleeeeaaaasssssee
Luci: *appears* you summoned me, child?
can we see a yandere Zoe?
Admin: yes, when my art skills wake up-
What’s the super bad thing you did? Why’d you do it? Would you take it back? Do you hate God? Why? Why?
- Charity
Lucifer: child just please go back to Heaven, I'm busy
Hey bruh I love you no homo-Darwin❤?
Heh, thanks ❤
Hey angel? How’s your wings?
Angel: ah, sore..but they're healing okay
Why do you have horns and we don’t? Why are you guys bad and we’re good? Why why why? Also is Miss Angel your daughter in law since Greed is your sin?
- Charity
Luci: because I'm the Devil and I'm bad because I did something horrible, and why? I have no idea, kid and no, Angel is not my daughter in law..that's only if they get married. *annoyed*
Oof hey what would luci do if, theoretically totally theoretically--, Khali is in a relationship with a goddess? ÚwÙ
Luci: well..I mean one of my sins are in love with the Virtue leader so uh...fine? As long as it doesn't start a war-
"Thank chu" the child wipes some of the blood
Luci: np, child-
Luci do you like spicy foods?
Luci: *eating a ghost pepper* uh-
I rather nightmares then not doing something stupid and not listening to you-
John: okay, see you in the experiment room, then
Just this once please! I just wanna see it!
John: kid, the only thing you'll be seeing is nightmares
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