Qoohme

What should people stop buying?

Other people

Zoevdm replied 2675 days ago 1

Dont listen to these anon people, youre not a hoe

Thanks? nah they dont phase me

Zoevdm replied 2677 days ago

As you grow older, What are you starting to hate more and more?

People

Zoevdm replied 2718 days ago

Stop photo shopping btch

Stop qoohing me btch

Zoevdm replied 2747 days ago

So what's happening with all the dad jokes

I've left them on read

Zoevdm replied 2747 days ago

you guys must relax,? zoe is only joking, she's not a hoe so stop treating her like one?❤️

omw??thank you? no one understands this??

Zoevdm replied 2794 days ago

If a guy fingers u does that make him gay?

well, is your dad gay yet?

Zoevdm replied 2794 days ago

Pls allow me to show u how a girl should be treated

your dad already has

Zoevdm replied 2837 days ago

Boring.....

is what
what your dad said
about u yesterday.....

Zoevdm replied 2837 days ago

What's something that took you way too long to realize?

how messed up people are

Zoevdm replied 2839 days ago 1

Heard you give good blow....

nah bruh..... ur dad was obviously talking about another Zoe

Zoevdm replied 2845 days ago

I'd tap your dad tho

i don't even know what to say?

this is the most obscured thing I have ever seen in my entire life.... besides the size of your ur house ??

Zoevdm replied 2849 days ago

send the tens

nah bruh.. go check your dad's phone

Zoevdm replied 2851 days ago

but that A$$ tho??

what A$$? ?

Zoevdm replied 2852 days ago 1

whats wrong with society

everything

Zoevdm replied 2854 days ago

When's your birthday

12 June 2003

Zoevdm replied 2855 days ago 1

Zoe?
Who?

Van Der Merwe

Zoevdm replied 2858 days ago

I asked my dad's advice, he said you don't swallow, your s*cking skills are like a 1 outa 10 and your are a horrible naai, so ima gonna not tap dat ??

can y'all please fcking stop ?

Zoevdm replied 2860 days ago

Dammnn girl ??I've seen your nudes and I must say, your hot as hell???I'd definitely tap that

you're *and bruh.... don't go through your dad's phone

Zoevdm replied 2860 days ago

Hi thanx for using your fingers on a different cause for once and dropping a qooh TK.Rain

? ??

Zoevdm replied 2861 days ago

Life must be difficult when you hate yourself
And it must make you so melancholy to see your boyfriend pay more attention to Zoe than you TK.Rain

? ?

Zoevdm replied 2861 days ago

But I'm sure there's someone out there looking for you and the other 100 girls that look just like you so run along and go grab him before Zoe or I "throw" ourselves at him TK.Rain

yaas preach ??

Zoevdm replied 2861 days ago

Lesbian much.. ?

nah... I'm as straight as the wall between u and bloem care

Zoevdm replied 2861 days ago 2

why don't you give a damn about anything

coz rivers are bigger

Zoevdm replied 2861 days ago 1

u a trained btch or does it come naturally

it comes as naturally as your dad to my room

Zoevdm replied 2861 days ago 1

I would not touch you

bruh its chilled... I ain't the new iphone

Zoevdm replied 2861 days ago

Y u throw yourself at guys???

why u throw yourself in my qoohs

Zoevdm replied 2861 days ago

any beef lately?

bruh.... the whole fcking cow ?

Zoevdm replied 2862 days ago 1

those white glasses tho

straight outta 2007???

Zoevdm replied 2862 days ago

u savage

better than being average...

Don't u think ??

Zoevdm replied 2862 days ago 1

What's p*rn hub? Your personal life ambitions website? ??

yaass btch??

Zoevdm replied 2862 days ago 3

I wanna smash....

so does your dad

Zoevdm replied 2863 days ago 1

who the f**k u think u are?

ur new mom... soon enough

Zoevdm replied 2863 days ago 2

I would not tap that

it's chilled... your dad already did...

Zoevdm replied 2863 days ago 1

How far have you gone with a guy?

idk... ask your dad

Zoevdm replied 2863 days ago 1

I don't understand u?

babe, u don't have the manual, ?

Zoevdm replied 2866 days ago 2

I'd tap that

your dad already did

Zoevdm replied 2867 days ago 1

Qoohme

Zoe Van Der Merwe

Qooh me b***h

Question sent to Zoe Van Der Merwe!

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What should people stop buying?

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Dont listen to these anon people, youre not a hoe

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As you grow older, What are you starting to hate more and more?

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Stop photo shopping btch

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So what's happening with all the dad jokes

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you guys must relax,? zoe is only joking, she's not a hoe so stop treating her like one?❤️

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If a guy fingers u does that make him gay?

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Pls allow me to show u how a girl should be treated

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Boring.....

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What's something that took you way too long to realize?

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Heard you give good blow....

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I'd tap your dad tho

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send the tens

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but that A$$ tho??

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whats wrong with society

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When's your birthday

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Zoe? Who?

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I asked my dad's advice, he said you don't swallow, your s*cking skills are like a 1 outa 10 and your are a horrible naai, so ima gonna not tap dat ??

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Dammnn girl ??I've seen your nudes and I must say, your hot as hell???I'd definitely tap that

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Hi thanx for using your fingers on a different cause for once and dropping a qooh TK.Rain

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Life must be difficult when you hate yourself And it must make you so melancholy to see your boyfriend pay more attention to Zoe than you TK.Rain

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But I'm sure there's someone out there looking for you and the other 100 girls that look just like you so run along and go grab him before Zoe or I "throw" ourselves at him TK.Rain

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Lesbian much.. ?

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why don't you give a damn about anything

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u a trained btch or does it come naturally

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I would not touch you

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Y u throw yourself at guys???

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any beef lately?

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those white glasses tho

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u savage

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What's p*rn hub? Your personal life ambitions website? ??

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I wanna smash....

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who the f**k u think u are?

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I would not tap that

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How far have you gone with a guy?

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I don't understand u?

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I'd tap that

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Zoe?
Who?

Life must be difficult when you hate yourself
And it must make you so melancholy to see your boyfriend pay more attention to Zoe than you TK.Rain