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Because I am going to swear an oath of celibacy. Best not to break it!
Being offended is for lesser beings, so what if I'm offended?
Tumblr trash, but still worth a read i suppose.
Hair. That's why I'm proud to be bald :)
Benjamin Franklin
yuck
Why a childs love isn't immature
Started out good, but dipped down to pathetic/cringe
*thumbs up*
Won't get married to an African lady, since I'm extremely far from Africa m8
A loser with lack of talent
Both trash honestly
Antarctica
Neither, Antarctica ftw
Take a guess
There is no definition :'(
Emotions revealed, taught me a thing or two about people
Industrial era man
Kiss
Miss
Kiss
Miss
Miss
I think most people will say "disastrous", because of this week, but me? Spectacular as of now
absolutely, as a nation we have a tremendous problem when Istanbul declares Constantinople obsolete. I called my friends and they admit we have a tremendous problem. We must absolutely unify with each other to ensure that Istanbul is changed back to Constantinople
Nah, i've got nothing to lose m8
the ocean is way better
got a problem with that?
A... Ya know what, nvm
f*ck off
nah not anymore
... Don't make me do this...
i'd name it some kingdom and take it back to the medieval days
if they're a plagiarist. I have no respect for people who steal ideas, especially if the idea is revolutionary.
wait! lemme get my legal studies notes!
nuke friendly
potential gymnastics pro
Olympic material
too casual, neither
jazz 4 life
honestly, it's good idea to keep out the mexicans
NATO boiz
have you, you desperate f***?
killing yourself, that's the best method
important
please die
no opinion
Not you, if that's what you're asking
1v1 me in Club Penguin plz
we got a tough lad over here
well, non-existent would be the best reply
I fear losing my hearing most, I wouldn't be able to hear the stupid sh*t that comes out of my mouth
I secretly know how to get all the chicks, but I just don't do it, because I like to play fair
What?! I'm nowhere near attractive!!!
Last I checked I was a moron, not a soothsayer
That I was a cheesed*ck, turns out it was true, because that's my nickname
I admit I'm an absolute moron and I've fcked up countless times, but calling me a cheesed*ck is wrong. There are guys out there who tune half of their city, while I haven't even been recorded for tuning a single girl. Next time someone thinks of calling me a cheesed*ck I'll just refer to this answer, because no I'm not cheesy with the ladies and I'm not a dck, I'm just a moron who doesn't understand how life works. No one understands how life works so cut me some slack.
Myself, god i'm such an annoying person
Turn on the air conditioning, gonna get ready to chew up the power bill.
Nothing, happiness does not exist, it's simply an illusion :'(
Closest answer would be "someone ugly" :(
Hahahaha... Never been kissed :'(
It saddens me to say that I cannot answer this. It seems I've never really been happy :'(
A bully, but deep down good person who stands up for unjustness
Probably my pen. Those monkey men keep sneaking around...
Pretty much every rap song ever
Non-existant
Buying a rocket ship and flying to mars
To inspire people to become good people and stop their monstrous ways.
Just 2, a girl and a boy.
Probably a clumsy death, tripping and falling off a building.
You can't chose the friendzone, it chooses you.
I'm addicted to helping people, it has a good feeling in my heart.
My brain, because it's unique and cannot be replicated. So it's gotta be expensive, right?
A wife and two kids.
Life of me; The A$exual Paragon (AKA The permanent virgin)
Listen to good old stuff from the 80's, like Queen. Freddie Mercury actually has talent, unlike these stupid sh*ts today
End world suffering and tell Tony Abbot to get stuffed
Seeing my head explode... Too bad it was a dream :(
I want to be able to experience true feelings, unlike those stupid kids who smoke weed, who think having $ex with some "Big A$$ b**ty hoe" is true love.
Standing up for a girl, who was getting picked on by a retard (Literally)
Ugly and I'd stay that way
"You'll never get a girlfriend you Acexual Cheesed*ck!"
Really f***ing pissed off right now.
Because I'm a new man reborn.
Not worrying about being cheated on :)
nah, too much lies goin' on
I want people to be honest toward me, don't care if they hate me, just tell me the truth please.
0/10 - ugly in every way.
"Turn up the radio", because I'd keep on turning it up
it was a sad moment :'(
Cheers dude
my face
A hook
If my imaginary friend broke up with his gf I'd mend it by offering a teddy bear as a gf.
Nah, I actually care about others.
Haven't been to the cinema for three years :'(
Lonely
... No
Elder Scrolls Skyrim, glitchiest piece of sh*t ever