A.J.
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I'm sorry?
I’d debate forgiving you if I knew what you are sorry for.
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Why do you think people like/hate you?
Beats me. ??♂️
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The Internet goes down, suddenly, and forever. What do you do?
Go down, suddenly, and forever.
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What's something you fell in love with instantly?
Skateboarding.
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Hey f** ? miss your face
I’d hope to be able to say the same if I knew who this was. ??
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together?
I’m not a road sign, but Stop ?.
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The actual question everyone should be asking is why I liked you, even for a second.
Beats me ??♂️
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If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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fck. why do I feel like you'd be the only person who would actually listen to me. we don't even talk.
Then let me hear it, fam.
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What do you wish had never happened to you?
What I've been through has made me who I am and I'm happy, therefore nothing.
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You and Jillian ?
Jill Smith is my homeslice, yo' ✨.
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Lowkey crushing ,but its highkey now
Cute ❤️
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You kindve look like a Samantha
I'd put the "man" in "Samantha" then.
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that's when you know you fcked up
"When you wake up to cute messages from bae."
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Sometimes I wanna knock you over with a car, tie you up, stick your hand in a blender, light you on fire and hang you from the tree in my back garden
Not agaaaain ??
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Would you nut in a hot chick just so you can get her prego? Means she cannot leave you.
?? that's messed up. You need Jesus, my friend.
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What is the one thing you do just to annoy other people?
Persistently interrupting people mid sentence with "Huh?" & "What?"
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a antenna. A GOLDEN RECIEVER.
I would pay real money for this.
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What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
Nothing. The universe is my oyster.
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Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Hotttttt ??
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Two undies meet, one says to the other Hey, have you been on holiday? You got so nice and brown.
They're probably your undies.
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What will you call a funny mountain? HILL ARIOUS.
I am not satisfied with this joke. A hill and a mountain are not the same thing. Try again.
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*it's spelt "Ahnjelloh"
How else would it be spelt ??
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Do you hook up a lot?
Definitely not, my friend ?????
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Your Christianity is really inspiring. Keep letting Him shine through you!
Thank you ❤️, it has had such a massive influence on me ??
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"Tell me a joke"
Did you fart? Because I felt the wind.
Pull my finger ?
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"Tell me a joke"
You remind me of my appendix,
cause you give me a funny feeling in my stomach and you make me want to take you out.
It's nice to know I'm a pointless sack of poison ??
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Listen boy, I don't joke about my soup.
You butternut be joking about your soup, lady.
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And what would you say your "right girl" would be ??
I wouldn't be able to say; it's more about how she makes me feel. I should just get that butterfly feeling which assures she's the one.
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If the "right" girl came along what would you do ?
Well I feel it would be irrational to not do anything. I wouldn't just let the opportunity pass. I'd take the time to get to know her and I'd see where it leads.
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Shake it shake it shake it shake it ahhhh ahhh
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture
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You're really stupid.
I read this and started laughing ???. You're pathetic ???.
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What common thing have you never done?
Surfing
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Awe what kinda djas tunes are you mal about atm bru ?
My taste in music is all over the show bru ? can't say for sure ⚡️
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You and India?
We're friends, fam.
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Why are you such a troll?
Only because I wanted to see what you enjoyed so much about being a troll yourself. To be honest, I hate it. Therefore, I hate you.
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treasure that is what you are, honey you're my golden star
you know you can make my wish come true if you let me treasure you
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For a minute I actually thought I ment something to you.
But I guess not
I know who this is, message me
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Did you know that a wallaby is just an ugly version of a kangaroo? Like it a kangaroo was a bunny, a wallaby would be a rat! Yep and I'm basically a rat...because I live under my house....what? I'm also confused
You're also Hanna the "R"eally "A"wesome "T"urner who should be doing her homework and not sending me qoohs while her mom does it for her ?
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Lol you and India a thing again?
It's a happy birthday post, not an anniversary post so no.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump, silly.
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You're cute?
Awh shucks, thanks mate x
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My mom took me to the doctor because I never make it to the toilet in time...but really...I just like the squishy feeling of poo in my pants. It feels good. Don't you think?
I won't be surprised if you didn't make it to the toilet in time when your neighbour was on your lawn with a spade. Also, I find that a bit disTURDbing.
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Update: no need to worry, turns out it was just my neighbor standing in my lawn...maybe he's lost? He had a spade?
Uh, run kid ⚰️.
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so for some odd reason there's this weird thing in my garden and at night when I go out to take my dog to pee I see it and it kinda scares me....so my garden is haunted now....
Your garden's only haunted by a family of trees, don't worry. Well at least that's what Kids say. (MGMT reference)
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Are you scared of monsters?
Nah fam, I love 'em.
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I have this one neighbor and she constantly stares out of her window and watches me when I'm in my garden. Personally I think she's jealous of me because I'm always playing with myself...but my mom says there's something wrong with me...but I don't understand
Don't worry, I'll be your friend. No need to play by yourself anymore.
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My grandpa has fake teeth and he once made me a pie. Half way through of eating the pie he told me he lost his teeth. Guess where I found them?! Not in the pie! Jokes on you!
Ahhh you got me goooood
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Ashleigh Tayla?
She commented on my post... are you seriously asking me about her because of that ??
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What are your hobbies ?
Skateboarding, playing guitar, drawing, but my personal favourite is procrastinating (which I'm doing currently).
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I don't really like the rain because when I walk outside barefoot it reminds me of my past; when I used to pee on carpets...so yeah I don't like the rain. Do you think that's okay?
No, that is not okay because you are going to catch a cold. Take care of yourself. Or just pee down your legs to keep warm.
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So um sometimes I will be lying on my lawn and I'll just start playing with the bugs. They taste kinda good so I guess that's my thing now.
Well you are bugging me now so I'm afraid that's cannibalism
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So this weekend my gran made me a cake. When I ate the cake I asked her what flavour it was and she said "cheese cake." Turns out it was rotten cheese and let's just say; things did not end well...p.s: I'm writing this from her bathroom :)
Well if you aren't going to finish gran's cheesecake then hand it over, pal ☺️.
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Lilly Morris ?
The coolest skater girl in town ? also a really good friend of mine ✨
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Scariest moment of your life ?
Being chased by the cops is no fun my dude
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What do people brag about that you don't find impressive at all?
The size of their shts ??
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Hey you, I known I'm always on here but I want you to know your home of the most amazing friends I've ever had.
And Thenks gain for yesterday ✨❤
Oh and Monkey man why you so tall ? lillymorris
Yesterday was fuuuuun, you're such a skater girl ?✨, the real question is why do you stand on the ledge every time you talk to me?
Monkey man
Hmm I wonder if you can guess who this is ?
LILLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ?✨
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Did you know that a cactus comes from the desert where there's no water; so they store their own water; but do you know what else has water? The ocean. And in the ocean there's the Bermuda Triangle; but do you know what else has a triangle? The Iluminati.
Confirmed.
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Fav cheese?
The cheese that isn't yours. Nacho cheese.
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Stop procrastinating and go finish your business project, you b*m ??
I think I know who this is ?. I'm halfway okay , I'm lazy ?
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How are you?
Probably not better than you
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Because it's funny to stalk...
Whatt noo I wasn't stalking...
I follow you ? like not physically ?
Totally not bored right now ? lillymorris
Lilly, go eat some cheesecake and get some rest girl ?
Today I decided to roll around my lawn in a tire but I got stuck and fell over into a puddle of mud....I'm finding mud in places mud shouldn't be but my doctor says that's natural? What do you think?
Well if you read the word "mud" in the mirror it says "b*m" so I think we know where you're finding mud. What do I think? I think you are my spirit animal, child.
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You going to that 'mixed feelings' jol?
Yeah probably
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What was your biggest waste of money?
a R38 newspaper for my business project that had nothing I needed in it
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Mixbreed ****
I know who this is. Say it to my face.
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Have you always been a G?
I'd like to believe so, but during the early days of my skate life my crew accepted me as a G ??.
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Into art?
Freaaaakin' love art dude
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You make me kak in my pants cuz you mooi af. Is that something that happens regularly when people see you?
That's odd ? but sweet ❤️, you may have a slight problem though ?
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Your so much hotter in real life??????
Thank you, anonymous ❤️❤️ (*you're)
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Why do you go to church?
To develop and grow through my relationship with Jesus Christ. I gave Him all the praise for He is my saviour.
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I once had a pimple on my forehead and it was filled with puss and I didn't realize when it popped so I went the whole day with yellow puss running down my forehead. The next day I got a disease and I was hospitalized. What do you think?
I think you need to DM me so I can help you through this tough time
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I have this ball in my room and I never use it but the other day I woke up and it had burst and there was yellow water all over my floor...so confusing
That was probably a balloon and you probably just jumped up and p*ssed yourself when it popped.
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I have mold between my toes and I collect it in a jar, but at the end of every month I take it all out and play with it because I can't afford that real slime....is this unhealthy?
Of course not. If you read the word "mold" in the mirror it says "blom" and if the mirror says it's blom then it's blom.
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You always on the chyse hey?
? you jealous or something?
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Ok... So... Marry me
Sorry, I'm already married to the money ?
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I really miss youu
I miss youu too x
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You make me Simley
That makes meh hpappy
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Fav band?
Nickelback ????
Jk ? probably Portugal. The Man
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You and India would legit be the fcking cutest couple alive
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