Ajlan
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Why do you have that scar ?
Because words are the most scarring of all
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How did you meet your bestfriend ?
We both tried sliding into eachothers shins at training; and we became friends eventually.
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Who do people always say you look like?
Reus
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What are you passionate about?
football
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What life lesson did you learn today ?
Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house. :)
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A song you think is overated ?
There's heaps nowadays
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Bad slide tackle; cop a stud to the heart. Gg
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Girl bestfriends?
I don't really have many besides Andi
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Preordered bo3 yet? Im going tomorrow
Pre ordereddd
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Are u playing for keilor next year?
Not sure yet!
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How many dcks have you s*cked this week?
Same amount as your mum
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Battery percentage on your phone?
74 percent
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What would you call your autobiography?
By his name
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Can you please unblock me? I'm so sorry for everything
Wat
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What is your motto?
History will remember me.
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What is your current state of mind?
Tired. Not the one that sleep can fix.
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Rooney's overhead vs City
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NOOOO
I'm heaps more shattered, I have tomorrow off :(
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Should I download the bo3 beta?
Ends tomorrow, download will be over by the time the night ends
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Not great but ya know, gotta keep smiling
That's a great attitude
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V good v good hows lyf
Yeah solid wbu
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Heard you were with my girl
Unless the Black Ops 3 Beta is your girl; you heard wrong
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Favourite movie?
The first avengers; or winter soldier
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What's under your bed?
A soccer bag.
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What is ejlaj sounds fkn hilarious
Inside joke with squad
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Best compliment you ever received ?
'I'd let you 720 instaswap me'
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Hyperthermia and hypothermia...you taught me the difference
Science
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guess who alisha.nguyen
Let me use my deductive detective skills
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Ejlaj, you are a wizard. You're gonna go to Hogwarts and do spells and sht and you're going to be pleased about it.
ILL PUT MA dck IN THE OWL
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You're a wizard Ejlaj
You're a hairy wizard
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Sadly, there is no vaccine against your existence.
But there is medication for your chlamydia
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You are like a cooool cu***ber...minus the cool
That's cool
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If you could cure any disease what would it be?
If you're answer is AIDS...you're a butt plug.
If you could use the correct your, that would be great. You illiterate dck cheese
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I hope you step in a puddle with socks on.
Cold
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You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum set.
Woahhh Hoss chill
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How do you feel on the midst recent CoD epidemic of 720 noscopes?
720 instaswaps adapt swag #IL-l-l-loveIt
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You are the human equivalency of Internet Explorer.
It's Microsoft edge now pal
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On a scale from 0-1028482848478384939449292818494 how dank is Tyrone?
748392858283
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I like trains
Hoss likes planes
Andi likes gains
Michael likes change
You like?
Ur mum
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If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
Good sht Andi
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Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.
You might wanna tell your mum she was wrong
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If you were a famous clown, I wouldn't know you because you're a clown
My life is a meme
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Ejlaj my balls are itchy plz help
Let Andi help
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If Ejlej hed 7 epplz and ait 4, wat STI wood he cntrakt from hiz dog
Syphillis
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What's your favorite type of cheese? Mozzarella or Ejlaj?
Potato
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Ejlaj I am still here in your spirit <3卐
Yez
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Can jet fuel melt dank memes
Don't let your memes be dreams
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Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
Yours Sincerely, Hossam Amer
Jet fuel can't meld dank memes
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A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
How much time you got?
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THOUGHTSSSSSSSS XX alisha.nguyen
Such a cutie; good to talk to and such a funny one. We practically make our own language; our Ajlishanary is the best dictionary ever x
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
bought fifa 15
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What is your current mood and why ?
Happy coz COD banter
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M11 minus 5 plus 1 plus 2 minus 2
M8
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YOU'RE SO HOT i could look at you for hours
Lmao cheers! :)
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Describe your life in 3 words
Call of Duty.
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What's your surgery for
Ĺong story inbox me
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Why should people love you ?
Because sweg
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Thoughts on steph ...
Beautiful girl; very unique. Glad we're talking. #KingWingman
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Haha sorry nah idk man never seen her before, dont know her name
Alright then bruv
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Before the photographer
Completely lost me now
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One before Stephaine
The photographer?
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
My cod skills are exceptional
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What about the girl at the start
Which?!
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I think so .. Whats happening there?
Talking?
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Towards end of night. Blue top
Steph?
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Who was the girl you were at Chelsea's with?
I spoke to a few girl mates, which one are you referring to?
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Whats her hair colour
Thats a question worth knowing aye
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You wish your were Ronaldo
You wish you were literate.
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I'm actually a Victoria secret model
Yeah and I'm Ronaldo