Qoohme

omG my homodachi <3 bae did you really just homo/10 me? im so ureshii~ the weeb in me is doki-ing so hard right now. sardines

gomen i'm just visualising your teary face for...probably the 50th time today omg all my dokis r belong to u bby <3 <3 haato

on a scale of 1 - 10 how much do u lovE sarndra

I LOVE SARNDRA HOMO/10!!!!

on a scale of 10 to awesome, how awesome r u

i am homodachi awesome

Dream holiday destination ?

TDS-era Nine Inch Nails concert ( ；∀；)( ；∀；)( ；∀；)

What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?

How to learn, what there is to learn, that all people are in essence identical. Please.

(✧≖‿ゝ≖)(✧≖‿ゝ≖)(✧≖‿ゝ≖)(✧≖‿ゝ≖) *gives u kimochis* rimdead

(･_･)っ im gonna (っ / Lﾉ┘ 　 ∧___∧ ⊂(・＿・ ) touch 　ヽ ⊂二/ 　(⌒) / ／　　　　　　　 ＼ |　　●　　　　● 　 | ur butt ＼　　 ＿＿ /

What are you allergic to?

Affection...? Or just more recognition than I deserve, I guess. It tingles like banana or soggy spinach does, but eventually burns like citrus in an open wound. Still smells good though.

Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?

Somebody I could eat?? Idk, probably my stuffed carrot he's enough company (why would I doom someone to life with me)

So moved houses??.? Is that why?

Never moved in my life.

(recipes)(okenoughspam)(timetoturnoffinternet) napyon

goodbye ukepyon

What on earth do you think i will get if i google zucchini sheesh :3 but ty napyon

ｅｘｐｌａｎａｔｉｏｎｓ. lots of vocab out there man, would u know lime was semi-pron if you weren't told :< np, np

Why zucchini tho napyon

What’s a “Zucchini”? A somewhat jokey term used to refer to one’s queerplatonic life partner. It is used to fill a lexical gap in English because there is no equivalent to “girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend/datefriend” for queerplatonic relationships that is not the more formal “partner”. (ggrks jfc) :')

my zucchini bae :<
u r deserving of all the beautiful things in the world *throws confetti* ilu rimdead

*kisses confetti* bae ilu for putting up with me how do u even hahah *grabs all the white-haired bishies n shota* thx

Have you ever been attracted to a girl?

Nope. Not guys either. It starts off as appreciation for their brain for me

No we used to talk in the morning at the station lel

...Can you guess why then?

wow all these serious questions and serious answers and shiet and here i am like man where are you i need to give your wigs ayyyeelmao

lel we gotta meet up i want pink hairrrrr :') do you want a beanie or somethin i can make a beanie /i've made u do so much for me orz

What happened to make you doubt someone is actually complimenting you? Why do think people are messing with you?

ahahaha you must not know me very well - listen here dear anon, my central idea of being rn is that i'm not worth it. i'm breathing debt. it's not healthy but it's how i think - and i do have the same typical teen girl weight/face/brain insecurities as everyone else, so. that's why. It's not doubting others' goodwill, it's not being able to feel deserving.

If you got asked out by someone you're close to anytime soon, would you refuse right away?

For a romantic relationship? Yes. I don't want a relationship with anybody I know now.

HOW COME I HAVENT SEEN U AT SUNSHINE STATION AFTER FIRST SEMESTER?! WHERE HAVE U BEEN

Are you stalking me

I think you are very cute and likable, have more confidence in yourself~ :)

Thank you anon :') tbh I still wonder if I'm just getting reverse anon hate so I end up more confident than I should be hahah

Do you think you'd be confident enough to ask someone out if you like them?

As I am now, nope. Not in a billion years. For something to happen I'd have to a) like someone enough to date them (which also means I think i) they're smarter than me and ii) I respect them as a person) b) they would like me back and make a move and c) I feel I won't be a hindrance to them by dating...good thing I'm not seeking a relationship hahah ah a

Are you bi or pan?

Probably panromantic, I'm not physically attracted to anybody I'm not emotionally invested in/any physical bodies, so I think I also classify as demi*exual.

but bae i worship you for being trash <3 <3 rimdead

bae :') i almost cried this morning reading qooh.me bc for the first time in months i saw 'couldn't care less' used rather than 'could care less' u don't know how happy i am ty my saviour of the day ♡

M

8. or 007?

do you want a boy/girlfriend? are you interested in romance just generally?

i've always wanted to try out having a girlfriend, but i will never do such a thing/pretend to like somebody more than i do just to try something out. so the answer is yes, i want a close partner, but no i will not seek one/accept another just because they think i'm ok, because that's not fair and disrespectful of their emotions. the actions of romance are well and good, but i'd rather there be a best friend who understood me than a misguided worshipper of an image i'm not.

Why not just take a compliment? You're pretty.

My own judgements of aesthetics prevent me from doing that honestly, and my self-image doesn't agree either. Thank you for the sentiment if you're being serious.

what's the most cringe-worthy romance-related fantasy you've had?

hrrrm i have to say i always was a bit 'anti-romantic' - i didn't want to be that pining teen girl, so whether due to that or whatever else i've never had any fantasies, *exual or not, involving myself. i do fantasise about having my own/shared apartment and being able to invite people to share beds with me and wake up in the same bed. idk. family or friend or lover i just love waking up in the same space and slowly shaking off the stupor of sleep together and stubbing toes, running over cold tiles and cursing bc toast is getting all burnt.,i'm weird ok

there you go, some kind of hate

you gotta be harsher than me jfc youre terrible at *****ing

you piss me off sometimes

omg are you me

no, i wasn't kidding, you're really pretty

dear mr/ms/mx, you are in severe need of some sort of visual correction

I should've just become your personal hate anon tbh huh.no

you still could. i'm gonna shower though can i expect a mound of steaming fresh hate to read as bedtime story

leave me to die as my currently less-than-fit self tears itself apart from the inside out huh.no

it's ok didnt u see? you'll get a free virginbloodbath too. no more skin problems!!

ur a turd lol *snicker snicker*

omG HAHA U IDIOT HATR DONT EVEN KNO HOW FLY I AM 'flicks hair' 'hair too short' see how fly i am

omg not anon hate? dang lemme send u 1 wait a min rimdead

h-how romantic kyaa♡♡

omg did that anon find out about ur hourly botox injections plus ur habit of bathing in the blood of virgins to keep ur skin's vitality and boing oh noes waifu ur lies have been exposed rimdead

omg nO but botox is natural!!1! and plus like virgin blood isn't even that bad i just turn myself inside out ;_; stoP DISCRIMINATING U H8TORZ

Braaaaah you ain't got no anon hater. I just went on my phone instead bc I dont die as much when I'm lying down. You are always important enough for my insults bby <3 huh.no

Naw I got excited ;3; you're a dumb pile of fitter-than-me poop always, keep lying down and don't kill any body parts ugh (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)♡

What’s my best physical feature?

You? Qooh.me, are you sentient? In that case your incredible superior everything in comparison to humans please don't turn me into a fleshbag

I enjoy watching people flatter you and shower you with praise. It's a reminder that your face exists with all it's lies

oooOOOOooOoooOOohh is this my first anon hater? thank you for deeming that important enough to say. indeed, much to my chagrin, my face does exist. tell me if you have any solutions.

reading ur replies has been a wild ride omg

hahahah i'm glad :') storytime woop!! i used to b famous (among like 5 ppl in class) for having calloused, tough boyhands. 2 yrs later they feel boneless!! moral: go live in china for instant de-tan, de-bone, de-testosterone.

i think i'm the most honest person out tbh. i see you for what you are-

trash. huh.no

thank. for i am trash to the marrow nd soul ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧

you're adorable and I miss you

hoooly **** who are you why do you have such misconceptions ;A;

you disgust me. huh.no

thank you there's some prime example honesty ily too bby

you're so beautiful

ok you're just trolling goodbye

your dreams are cool

Thank you :') thing is i'v almost never been personally involved (i'm always some detached nonbeing) and the protag? is a genderless faceless thin scrawny pale thing always with eyesockets under the skin. so i'm actually a spiritgollum, kinda.

did you do any vce subjects this year?

psych, the cohort saved me ahahaha thank god.

VCE subjects?

hello yes 2015 is lit jap philo and chem provided i dont chicken out and piss off the world

Alla, you are an absolute babe

TBH I'M AN ABSOLUTE CREEP but thank you :')))

How much do you weigh?

Too much ahha ha h ah sobs

wink woink u kept stroking my shelves rimdead

shelves r just magnetising, plus u promised not to tell </3

omg dude i just remembered
the night before vce results came out i dreamt that i showed you my basement lmao and i don't even have a basement??? rimdead

omfg wtf is wrong with u blushuu doesnt that mean u think of me as ur mum or smth in freudian terms?? or am i ur secret??y??? did u wanna do last minute bio wit mi or lyk

What was your last dream about ?

i forget them, an complacent passive observer of something unique to myself dissipating into the white noise. it's somewhat soothing letting go.
the last one i remember involved running from a policeman of intestine mummy tape through plaster circular pink-orange hallways till a fire alarm rang silent and i
stared at a plaque of Mary contorted in a square cross at the front of the classroom - it's a dartboard and a medal, and Father is gone, classmates are gone, i am hands empty in a glassdomed library greenhouse unable to look up but seeing a violet, starry sky. a singular suit of armour guards the small shelf i'm drawn to, --?
i am underground in mine tunnels racing other naked faceless neutered children by carts on rope.

i dreamed i was a shuriken made of pink bows once.

Did you use to live in china? When did you come to Australia? How did you learn English?

Oh my. I'm sorry to break it to you, but I was born and raised in 'Straya :') I've only been to China a few months every three or so years...but if it's learning English, I'd suggest speaking with native speakers. It'll be painful at first but I would say it's the best way to become fluent in a language :3

How are you going to celebrate nye?

Oops it's passed already ahaha I lay there in the sofa and watched tv I didn't really want to watch. It was fantabulous.

What did you get for christmas ?

i kinda got eyelid glue and lord of the fries. having a burger that doesnt **** up your digestion for the first time ever...i can't describe how it felt, not second-guessing/sniffing any of the food. :')

how has life been for you recently

stomachachey. but no i got to see lots of ppl this holiday when i wasnt curled up in bed, and i've had lots of tea and oh **** i forgot to take my iron sorry. it's been pretty good, ignoring all my responsibilities. merry christmas/happy new year! :3

Excuse me, I have glasses. Two pairs in fact -.-
You are verrrrrryyyyyyy cute, both inside and outside ;w; <3 pingoo

;3; but i'm a cold cynical poop inside unlike you ahh you're the actual cute one ok ;A; teach me how to be like you (but also love urself more ok you deserve more love)

wait no al.la.carte

*12 years of schooling minus creepy old relatives ahahah

Why are you so cuteeeee :c
Idek you but like
At school
Vjdbslwjevaaj

?!????!!!?????!!! I AM ACTUALLY REALLY UNCUTE just ask the hundreds of ppl in 4 yrs of schooling that never told me i was cute haha (macrob is weird as hell and 120% of you need new glasses bc me? no.)

What is attractive about you?

well if insecurity's attractive ayyyyyyyy

What do you miss about your childhood?

Simplicity/purity of thought.

What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?

Let me be them ??

What is your biggest fear?

Drowning. Not that I particularly fear the process itself but that it's well within the bounds of possibility and I'd probably paralyse myself and experience it in excruciating, minute details while losing my grasp on...time? Concept? That and 100% immersion in a moment/situation - I'm well aware of how unaware I am most of the time. Full immersion is terrifying because it implies a complete loss of separation from the 'action', I guess?

B-but Alla, I thought we'd agree that potatoes are good because starch is harmless during our chem orientation D: And I hope your stomachache dies soon (ง •̀_•́)ง you must fight!! pingoo

omg susan potatoeS ARE TOO GLORIOUS ٩(๑`^´๑)۶ i cant be one because i'm not good enough for the glory ;w; thank you!! i've tried punching it but it didn't want to back down....'growls at torso' 1v1me mate

What does your perfect day look like?

at this point any day without heat and this stomachache. tea would be nice. not being a potato would be nice.

good job on general excellence this year

.........wat. anon I think you have the wrong person I'm only excellent at not sleeping ahahhaha

What are you addicted to?

stupid toxic cycle of pride, narcissism and depression (not of the clinical sense) and loss of motivation etc

list of things u can do:
art
write
academics
music
sing
look moe af
slay
b eloquent in philosophy class
survive without meat and garlic etc.
cute
etc. bae. pls. rimdead

bae baeeeeeeee (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)i'm such a lucky waifu tbh tho i can only maybe aegyo?//eggyolk. u r the light to my cigarette ♡ be there 4 mi 4 lyf pls i want this written on my grave 'at least bae believed in me'

bae
if u can't do things
am i a teapot rimdead

u will always be a- no, the ikemen dw bae

Why midlife crisis

i can't do anything well but i also look down on anyone i don't envy and that's really ****ty of me, i see no future and my stomachache is now 5 months and i can'T SING DAMMIT it's 4:03 and i'm trying to sing and play guitar i have human interaction scheduled today but moSTLY BECAUSE I CAN'T DO THINGS

What's your favorite fashion item ?

Chokers tbh although I don't own any (〒︿〒)

you ruined my bed. i hate you. worst friend ever. huh.no

what did i d O HO WDO I ATO N E

brah, what are you. how did you sleep. my bed isn't even that comfy YOU UNCOMFYED MY BED LAST NIGHT huh.no

Well I do sleep on trains on a regular basis so. I'm sO SORRY DID MY INSOMNIA INFECT YOUR BED

What is your bank balance ?

I don't have .......a bank account...................Hhahahahahah peasant life

front fringe
waifu
dang rimdead

pls i'm really homura

How long do you want to live?

more than five foot for ****'s sake

Honestly, you are sooooooooooooooo cute omg; I am way far off from the standards of adorableness. Like if I wanted some cuteness, I'd probably kidnap you and extract your cuteness. That's my plan A if I wanted an infinite supply of cuteness <3 C: pingoo

ohmygodnopleasedont i'm actually such a horrible person the more you know me the more you will realise this face was born to fool the world (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) you're the actual cute one ok

there are 2 ways of making a blank question: using an ampersand and <br!> without the exclamation mark. the br trick will result in a slightly longer question though em.cee.power

more modern wizardry thank you (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

how

im not a weeb desu!!!11 how dare u insult my clan!!1122 i will slay kisama with my katana!!!111 rimdead

oh my sasgaysama impale me wit ur little shuriken, u shurly-ken do it!!

Where do you want to live when you older?

land of the nipponnesse!!1!where the kawaii otome await my waifumaking!

thoughts on people you're close to at school? one sentence descriptions per person or something

uhm. to be honest, they fall into three categories and that's pretty much it. so (1) people closest to me - gay, (2) less gay friends - weeb/fob, (3) people smart enough to keep a distance - normals. (this is why i don't have friends ahhah ah ah h)

what kind of phone do you have

Cracked screen with a sticker of an angry man stepping on it

are you real

idk pls dont tell me if im not bc why arent i as pretty as all the other non-real ppl

What would you suggest everyone try ?

tea/any warm drink after eating a mint, it's so impossibly good

Craziest thing you ever did for money ?

i'd tell you but it'll illegal in 73 american states