Alanah Robertson
alanahrobertson
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you are perfect, i love you so much.
:3 thank you xoxoxoxo
i am however, not perfect.
"i feel a million bucks" i say to you. you as*ume i've made a typo but in reality i've spent the last 16 years of my life systematically feeling every male deer in the world. their hooves are so strong, their fur so soft MarkNutt
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what color are your toenails painted?
blue hahaha
Do you like girls or boys? ;)
girls, me and Suzie lez 4 lyf
Favourite movie?
ghostbusters 2, wanted, warrior
if your name was mary would you have a little lamb?
nah. i'd rather have a rat.
False. You forgot to take into account that you can't chuck farts. Unless they have lumps. In which you were correct. Do your farts have lumps?
only sometimes
do you have a beaver under your carpet?
pretty sure there's wood under my carpet. i've never pulled the carpet up in my house before so this is just a wild guess
do you mas*******?
wouldn't you like to know.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck farts?
fart
I know what you did last summer...
Jamal.
He was my friend... MY FRIEND!
How could you do this to us?
I hope you realise this has caused my squirrel foster family a great deal of grief.
I expect a full hand written apology card by next tuesday on my desk.
okay I am sorry. who do i address the apology to?
how big is too big?
depends what you're talking about. my subway sandwiches you know.. 12 inches isn't enough.
Do you hakuna your tata?
only on wednesdays and fridays
Do you double tap the mouse?
only when needed, such as when opening something from the desktop.
Do you have moments where you go full retard?
no. i am always full retard
t*** or as*?
f*** man. tough one. i\'m gonna go with t*** because as* with a flat chest is naht good
If a person is born deaf
what language do they think in??
elfish
If I proposed to you would you say yes? Just for like laughs?
i'd say yes to anyone! mum would never let me get married though </3
have you ever tried blowing your nose?
nah aye i just let it run down my face
If you had to choose between losing your sight or sense of humor what would you choose?
sight cos then i'd still have something to live for. how gay would it be if you couldn't laugh.
I also am a person that likes you. You seem awesome and you're beautiful. But I think you are seeing someone yes?
Oh thankyou!!! I wouldn't call it seeing someone haha.
Whats your favorite time to shower?
morning :) because it wakes me up and you get sleep in your eye and shi* at night so you gotta wash all that off.
Would you describe yourself as enthusiastic?
about some things. if i really like them i'll be enthusiastic about them.
I'm in year ten and I have the biggest personality crush on you. You seem so rad
hahaha really what why im not that great :L
can we see your boo*s
you have to buy me a drink first
do you like me
but who da fuq r u
i love you
i can't say i feel the same was seeing as i don't know who you are
Describe yourself in 172937494704730329383028203874648648436484 words?
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I like it in the butt hole, do you?
how did you know!?
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