aleka chapman
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What do you need to get off your chest?
My top
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If you could choose just one thing to change about the world, what would it be?
The Zeitgeist
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You on the Pokemon go band wagon?
you should try it, it's way more fun than being a cynical ba$tard ;)
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Got any plans for the weekend??
walking around random parks with my phone held up in the air
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You're so cool, dude x
thanks babe ;)
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You're so cool, dude x
thanks babe ;)
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What are you most afraid of losing?
My virginity
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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
what is this a Job interview? Idon't know my time machine is broken.
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What's the deal with airline food??
everything is miniaturised, as if we're in Gulliver's Travels.
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How many herbs do you inject?
fcukyou you dirty little worthless hateful siht
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Which word do you misspell a lot ?
Assasen... Assasenate... Asasinate... KILL!
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Why should people love you ?
are you seriously asking me to publicly evaluate my worthiness for love?
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
love
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you used to call me on my cellphone....
Late night when I need your love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
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Where would you learn how to speak latin?
private school girl
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Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
November 12, 1955 IT
was one of the most event-filled dates in Hill Valley history
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What causes you to stay up late?
p*rnhub
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What do you want to hate, but can't?
paradoxes
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Your current bank balance ?
I have a bank account???
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What would put a smile on your face today ?
two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of caine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
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How did I "fcuk up" aleka? To me it seemed like you just stopped texting.
the fact that this question is anonymous and I have no way of answering with a specific reason I would have to assume you are either a moron or trying to fcuk with my head either way ceasing all communication was most likely the wisest choice
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Invade Poland
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Aleka, You are beautiful and amazing. ❤
I would do ANYTHING to get you back xx
ANYTHING ?
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What did you last Google ?
ISIS recruiting
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I want you sooo bad you can't even imagine
that's actually really sweet
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Can u speak latin?
wow no one knows i speak latin id est stalker gradu dominum
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If you could be any dino, which would it be?
Ducky yep yep yep
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can we fck?
I PRIDE MYSELF ON BEING PROMISCUOUS, I NEVER FRIEND ZONE OR LEAD POPLE ON. I MAY FCUK SOMEONE WITHIN HOURS OF MEATING THEM OR IT MAY TAKE WEEKS, SO HRE'S A TIP FOR ALL MY WOULD-BE LOVERS OUT THERE. DONT fckING EXPECT IT.
IF I HAVEN'T WRITEN BACK ITS BECAUSE YOU FCUKED UP. NEVER TREAT A SLTU LIKE A SLTU, THATS A ROOKIE MISTAKE. NO SECOND CHANCES. GOOD LUCK
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Can we meet up and do the do
but you are through And there's nothing you can do
Ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh ah
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What do you look like?????
hot barely legal Russian teen ;)
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What do you have no time for?
dat. Aint no body got time fo dat
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Which car would you buy if you are extremely rich?
a piece of shti so no one would know I was rich
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I could help with that. I have two black friends and a asian girl who would be fine to help you out
Why would Black guys want to fcuk me? Have you SEEN there women?!
But if the Asian girl wears a school uniform... I'm IN!
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What do you want more than anything else in the world ,right now ?
Rough Interracial Gangbang
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What are the origins of your pretty name ?
aww thank you! It's Yiddish and spelt ālêkā it's from the Tanakh. It means the highest angel :)
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Babe. Ur 10/10 mint af
awww thankss
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Is it true you made out with Leonard?
yes leonard I made out with you you can show all your friends this so they'll believe you now stop hassling me
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If you could pick anyone to be with during the zombie apocalypse, not family, who would it be?
Woody Harrelson
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If you were God for a day, what would you do?
netflix and chill
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You're so fcken ****ty. I love it <3
thanks darling I try my best ;)
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Who's the creepiest person you've ever been with? What did he/she do?
omg so many to chose from...
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You got a great A$$ :*
hehehe thanks
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what type of yacht are you getting?
I dont know, either a lagoon 450 or a steel Turkish gullet. I really wanted a timber gaff rig schooner but it's too much to maintain
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When are you going on your yacht trip?
that's a difficult one to put a time stamp on, there is soooo much preparation and $$$ involved in this voyage. But at the moment, it's sometime next year
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You're so fu©king hot ❤
thank you <3
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ever taken 3 dcks at once?
no I'm not that kind of girl, two dcks is enough for me
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Have you ever taken black dìck?
if this is a proposition, you have my interest :)
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When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Running out of questions?
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What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My Bathsalts
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Who's the last person you hooked up with?
Bill Cosby but he dumped me cause I'm too old, the Pig
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How many doors do you have at your house?
Like I'm gonna go count my doors
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What is your purpose ?
whatever the voices tell me
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
I’ve been alive for four and a half centuries, and I cannot die. There can be only one!
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Why are you special ???
Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility and Luck.
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What would you call your autobiography?
autoerotic assimilation
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
follow me on Instagram
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Whats your addiction?
I know you can tell just by looking at my face. A word about my weakness. I'm totally addicted to bass. Wow woah ho
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What is your idea of living the good life?
fair winds and a following sea
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Your song of the day?
Bam Bam - Sister Nancy
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What one thing do you need to do next?
Click post.
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What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
life
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Do you remember me?
Of course I do anonymous. You're the only one for me xx
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Are you single
No baby, I'm multiple... when I can be ;)
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What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
that's easy world domination and immortality.
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What do you want most out of life?
life is all I want out of life, to be alive is enough for me.
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Y u no reply bby?
I TXT U, Y U NO TXT BAK!?
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tell me a secret?
Verbal Kint is actually Keyser Soze
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
Everything means my loved ones as well? This doesn't make sense
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What is your motto?
TV is gooder than books
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What is your current state of mind?
Rational
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
the dîck.
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Last great thing you did ?
a horse
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Why did you leave ncat? :)
cause I'm preparing for a life at sea
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What cheers you up ?
yeah CHEMICALS man, only the good $hit... serotonin and dopamine
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
bear grylls I heard his pee tastes like sunshine and rainbows
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Wow. That's the most ridiculous thing I've had on here.
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Best compliment you ever received ?
"Do you mind if I fantasize about you?"
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A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
When ever I watch Tentical P0rn, so yeah... every day
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Nice, how good are you at s*ck ing some dck you good? ill give like 100 for a 5 minute s*ck
yeah baby, you can pay me in Meth... shlt, I've gotta stop watching Breaking Bad!!!
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can i fuc k you? do you want money for it
two dollar, me love you long time ;)
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
that's for me to know & you to find out
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If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
P0RN!!!
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What is your current mood and why ?
I have coffee
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How do you deal with a break up ?
I dont break up I assimilate, RESITANCE IS FUTILE!!
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You seem really nice, I would love to know you better though
please do
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You make me really *****!!!
sleepy?
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Describe your life in 3 words
eat my pu$$y
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
not having to share the pizza
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What's missing in your life ?
Nutella
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I wanna *** on you!!!
what? just on me?
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How do you want people to treat you ?
$exually... And give me food n shi.t