Alex George
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Ask away, just remember who it is you're dealing with. Also, Ben and Jordon, pls go.
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Instead of turning base for Runway 35L at Moorabbin Airport when I'm in an aircraft next, I'm going to go into a rapid descent and aim for your house whilst yelling out arabic phrases :D
Brutal. Great name for a metal band, though. I'm thinking I play base, you be lead vocals?
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Finished exams?
Yeah fam. That's why I'm gettin' wasted.
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Wassup? :P Do you like carrots?
Hell yeah. Did you know that during WW2, the British circulated a myth the carrots help you see in the dark? It was to hide their night vision technology. Carrots are one hell of a vegetable.
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How fish is an the lead curator of metal gray solid 5?
You s*ck at typing.
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Are you a fcking daft ****?
Yer damned right I am.
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Couple of drinks for ya work mate? Cozza2756
Ayyy FAM. We're killing another jug in your honor.
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Llama, llama, llama...
I want to ride one into glorious battle against my foes, and show them the true meaning of wrath.
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How do i become your fish queen?
Look, do you really wanna know? It involves a lot of mutilation and henious acts committed in Fishmk's name.
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Hey, when you type your password into Qooh.me now, it automatically makes it obfuscated.
Look:
***********
Hunter2
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The password for my facebook is leonjonese969779
I am honestly not sure how to respond to that. I mean, why would I want to know your password? Also, how would I even know what account it unlocks? Also, I get the impression that this is some weird, elaborate reference that is whooshing over my head.
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Join ISIS, you neck bearded ****.
Ok, that's crossing a line. The IS is a standing army of psychos who think that ethnic cleansing is an OK thing to do. If you'd ever spoken to me, you know that that's the sort of stuff I think is stupid on so many levels. At least come up with some sort of creative insult, m8. This one is just stupid.
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boo
Remember when those annoying couples who were waaaaay too heavy on the lovey dovey crap used the word "boo" like people supposedly used the acronym "bae"? I do. That was a dark time. Please just let me forget it.
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What gives you peace?
Knowing that somewhere out there, there is somebody who is worse at dealing with people than I am. At least I hope so. If not, then nobody tell me. I have enough trouble sleeping as it is.
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MAKE ME ***
I would never intentionally make another person cry!
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The last thing you bought ?
A neon pink fedora. No, I am not joking. It is great.
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HEYY BAE, GUESS WHO?
:) hows the gym?
Gym is fantastic, but today is rest day. However, my legs have literally stopped working. And as to who...can I have a hint? What's your hair colour? Because there are 2 people who might write this...and depending on who this is, the connotation is WILDLY different. It's either a sweet message from somebody I love talking to...or a warning that I should arm up with a knife and a hand grenade.
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Hi, I'm a friend and I know Slipknot. Hope you feel better now. :P
I DO feel better! Friend, please reveal yourself!
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WHAT IS SLIPKNOT?? IS IT A TYPE OF KNOT?? WILL SAILORS KNOW HOW TO TIE IT??
Everybody knows Slipknot apart from you uncultured barbarians. Go roll around in pig droppings and mud, why don't you?
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HOW BIG DO YOU THINK WIZ'S **** IS?
Small enough to be used for surgery in the ear, where it slides between delicate membranes without disturbing them.
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
I'd make it so that they know who Slipknot are because COME ON GUYS IT'S LIKE NOT KNOWING WHAT A KANGAROO IS
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What are you addicted to?
Heroin.
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sorry for ruining your lunch 5 months ago XD
I'm not quite sure who you are, or how you ruined my lunch. Care to explain?
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
What up?
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is ben a f*****?
Totes. I have a wall dedicated to my plans to destroy him. Apparently fire isn't enough.
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favourite show?
Toss up between Firefly and Star Trek. Probably Firefly, though, because with Trek, episodes either ****ing awesome, or ****ing terrible. Firefly has no ****ty episodes, and it's also less niche, as in, people who aren't into sci first can still watch it without shooting themselves. Now brb, gonna go rewatch Firefly
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Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
Worked for it. When I was little, I had all these outlandish schemes about how to get loaded. Now I've been hit so hard by a reality check that my face is permanently scarred.
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If you were in front of a burning house full of your friends, with a button in front of you that when pressed, would save all of your friends, what food would you eat as you watched the house burn?
I dunno. Something crunchy, though. If it's not crunchy, then my spirit just wouldn't be in it.
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On a scale of Ben to Wiz, how big is your ****?
A solid 3.
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What are your thoughts on those new-fangled "homeo-*ex-u-alls"?
I think it'd be great if they'd teach me how to dress. But all joking aside, I treat them in a similar way to smokers, odd as that sounds. I don't give a damn if you're a smoker/attracted to the same *ex, it doesn't effect me, so it's all good. *exuality is one of those things that really shouldn't come up in day to day conversation anyway, so I honestly am confused by how big of an issue some people make out of it.
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The most unreliable person you know ?
The guy in a nice suit I paid a lot of money to make my "problems go away". I mean, my homework isn't done, I still have a blister on my foot, and still no gf. All that really happened was that some people started disappearing and...hey, I just drew a connection...
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my name is **** ***** and i have a big weiner
I'd like to offer you a job.
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y'know my snapbak is kewl you cnt odd hendle my sweg, maybe you shuld tri and b kool 1nce in a time bruh
You're not very nice.
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You are one cool guy
Wrong website, but I'll take it. Thank you kindly, anonymous stranger. I try quite hard to keep a low core temperature.
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Jordon bought 18kg of grass in Bali. Thoughts?
Thoughts? In general? Well. Atoms are crazy, huh? But on Jordon? He's a madman. Who buys grass when he has grass on the lawn of his backyard? Complete and utter madman.
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stop posting qooh.me
I will, when you stop having an imaginary war with this website. Which is probably never. So get over yourself. And the snapback you are so obviously wearing doesn't look good on you.
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Game of thrones vs Vikings ?
Why would I compare a book series to a tv show? And yes, Game of Thrones is a book series first, a tv show second. Why? Because the books have more content.
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Most expensive thing you have?
My liver. A bunch of alcos are probably wishing they had one, but hands off, ***holes.
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One thing you like about yourself?
My complete and utter devotion to Lord Scoobert the Natty.
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Current mood?
I'm in the mood to sing a sea shanty. Unfortunately, I'm sitting by myself, and I don't like padded cells, so that's not really an option.
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Thoughts on thick bootied *****es?
Every time I pop my collar, they hollar. Mildly annoying when I'm trying to go incognito, but hey, when you're this dashingly handsome, you have to make do.
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I really really want to finger your an**.
You don't have enough money, bucko.
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What is your favourite type of dead decaying African child?
The one that's actually just a prop in a movie, and was never a live child. Every child that dies is a distinct blend of genetics, and has a distinct potential, and now that's gone. Just like that. A product of millennia has just died. Depressing as hell, to think of what might have been.
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Why can't you speak to girls?
I CAN speak to girls. But only certain girls. Most girls, I am too afraid to speak to, because I might get cooties. Some of them, though, are worth taking a cootie shot to talk to.
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What is your favourite fruit?
Tossup between apple and starfruit.
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I don't care if he sees this, but what do you see in Jordon? He seems like a bit of an ***hole to me.
This would help if you inboxed me and spoke to me directly, so I know who you are and why you don't like him. But, much like me, the stuff he does online is mostly just a small facet of his personality. Just because he makes horrible jokes and photoshops, doesn't mean he's like that in real life. All the time. He can be a massive douchecannon, though.
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What is your favourite vegetable?
Probably carrots. Tasty little bastards, they are.
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I call bull**** on you getting to sleep at 11-12 o'clock. You go to sleep at like 2 in the morning so you can do your homework, ****.
Yeah, when I wrote that, I was getting more sleep than normal, and actually had optimism for a change. That's gone now.
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Why is Adolf Hitler your God? I'm going to smother you in Ebola disease
Actually, I strongly disagree with Hitler. Even if the holocaust had never happened, and he and I were just 2 guys sitting in a coffee house or something drinking tea and talking about ideas, I'd probably oppose him on the vast majority of his ideas, or at the very least the methods he proposes. Besides, I'm mixed race (fairly obviously) and that would make me first against the wall if that stuff hadn't been stopped.
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Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?
Scooby, the natty king. Pls come back ;_;
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What time do you sleep?
Usually around 11 or 12 to around 7:35. Trying to fix that, because if I can manage to be asleep around 10-10:30, I can sleep to 7-7:30, and get a full 9 hours, which would be awesome for me.
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Who inspires you?
A whole tonne of people. I pretty much jump between inspirations. One or two of my friends in particular are really inspiring, the way they handle stuff, but as for celebrities, Aaron Curtis is pretty awesome. Relatively local (Victorian) but he's achieved a **** tonne, and he didn't use a million different roids like most athletes, in fact he prides himself on being totally natty, and never using roids. Also, it's actually funny to read his posts. THey aren't all plugs for some new brand of protein or any of that ****.
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When did you lose your virginity?
Jordonyoung
Never did. If I'm being honest, probably never will. I've got that **** on tight lockdown.
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Once, I accidently killed a bird with a 5 cent coin and a rail gun.
Accidentally....? Who are you trying to fool, kid?
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HEY MA, GET THE STITCHING KIT, THIS ****'S GON BE A BIG ONE
Get a sewing machine. Works wonders. You need to be a little flexible to get your as* under the needle, but when you do, it's awesome.
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**** or Balls?
Clearly nostril. You obviously don't know how to pleasure another person.
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Who is your bffl 4 lyfe?
Got 4 of 'em. That's 3 more than most people. I think I'm winning life.
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THoughts on Ryan Wizneksi?
He needs to lay of the milk. He's making sik gainz at such a rapid rate that gravity is beginning to warp around him.
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Thoifhgts on Bren Srone?
Srone? That bastard owes me his left hand's index fingernail!
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You shouldn't be friends with Jordon Young any more.
:'''''''(
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helpmyspacebardoesn'twork
On screen keyboard, douchnozzle
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Once there was a man. He died. The End.
I cri
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I HAD A STROKE AND NOW WHEN I BLINK TOO FAST I GET A HEADACHE AND SOMETIMES THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY STOPS WORKING
Me too, but with the right side. We should combine! Unless we turn into just a blob of non-working limbs. That'd s*ck.
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What turns you off in a person ?
Ebola coupled with a glowstick fetish. One or the other is fine, but both is just too much.
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What freaks you out ?
Large groups of ethnics.
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What is the saddest thing in life?
The sad feels. Consult my feel frog for a list.
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Wow, sir
You allowed me to take this joke to the next level.
Amazing
You're welcome. Always happy to help people with their awesome jokes.
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So many feels.
I have felt a good deal of them. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. I kinda wanna give the frog a hug though, y'know? He seems like he needs one.
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You should go stand in the corner.
....
It's 90 degrees
If I really need to heat up, I guess I could even stand in a circle for a few minutes. After all, it's 360 degrees.
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you feeling cold?
Yes, actually. How did you know?
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Which friend would you take a bullet for?
None of them. I'm pretty slow, so if I have time to get in front of them, then they're clearly TRYING to take this bullet for insurance fraud or something.
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you're giving me a toader
Yeah, I tend to have that effect on people. Now what's a toader?
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*ex appeal is real
Damn straight. If you need proof, just look at me.
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Can money buy love?
Money can buy LSD. LSD can cause love. Hence, money can buy love. Not if you'll excuse me, that unicorn is getting it's as* removed, and sewed to it's head.
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I AM NOT ****ING LEAVING YOU FAT CUSTARD-TART EATING NARCISSISTIC FASCIST.
You're just jealous because I'm better than you.
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Don't go to Ben's circlejerk on the 9th, there is a high chance the radiation coming from Ben's house will cause you to grow female genitalia.
Again, I literally haven't been invited to what I am actually starting to think might be a real life gay ****. Like, they didn't seem to be joking. But....yeah. I'm thinking I'll go and do something else that day...
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Did you know that is you warm up an entire chicken in the microwave and have *ex with the neck hole it feels like a real life as*?
Does it work with live chickens?
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Alright answer me this, you are going to have a some, two men, one woman. And you could select ANY WOMAN, from all over the globe, it's your choice completely. BUT, the other man had to be Ben Stone. Would you still have the some?
No.
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y u not piret ?
Soon I'll be in full pirate mode. Just give me time, goddammit!
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You big Russian ****, will you have a group **** with Wiz, Jordon, Lizzie and me on the 9th? I need you because I need drinks
I expect a written invitation, with gold filigree paper, embossed leather envelope and calligraphy writing. If not, I shall not grace you with my presence.
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Hey Alex, it's Wiz.
Shut up, Ben.
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What would your first order of action be if you were a professional ****?
Whatever Tony Abbot is doing, that. But, y'know, with infinitely more style.
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
My left arm, and my right leg. Mostly, the fact they can't turn into tentacles and back again at will.
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iNSTAGRAM OR TWITTER?
Instagram, clearly. Describing my cup of starbucks takes too long.
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Wiz out of 10?
****in' 11, mate.
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I REALLY REALLY WANT TO SELFIE THE BACK OF MY BALLS AND SEND IT TO YOU
Please don't.
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I'm about as expert at physics as a paulsy doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
Sounds like I SHOULDN'T hire you to do work with heavy machinery, but dammit, you've got spark. You're hired.
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On my report I got a study scoree of 3 for textiles .
Apply yourself, fool.
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I once did a **** so violent, Southeast Waters could keep up so started running ****-water through the fresh water valves. I remember flushing that **** with **** then washing my dishes with **** like it was yesterday.
Sounds glorious. I bet you gave at least 60 people chlamydia.
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When I was in your house, I took a **** somewhere in there, you have to find where it is.
Funny, I did the same at yours. Unfortunately, I don't know who you are. I'm just assuming, here. I mean, there's like 2 people I DON'T do that to.
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Would you rather have *ex with an insanely hot girl with a ****, or a ****ing fat-as* hairy bastard man with a v*****?
What you're describing in the first situation is called a "trap". I think you know the answer. If you don't...well, you need t hang out with me more often.
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I bring a stitching kit to the toilet whenever I take a ****. You know why.
I'm thinking of getting a sewing machine installed next to my toilet. I'm thinking it would cut down on wasted thread, y'know? I mean, sometimes it's hard to see what you're doing, so you accidentally stick in the wrong direction, and you have to rip the thread out and start over.
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http://scroturn.tumblr.com/post/91033523712/ridessence-the-devil-flew-out-of-her-mouth-for
My god. If only this happened every time somebody uttered those words.
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Friend you cannot live without?
Life. #3deep5u #philosophy #soodeep
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You wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
No. That doesn't sound enjoyable at all.
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I didn't know you where going out with mickalya
I'm not...which explains, in turn, why you didn't know. So tell me, why would you think we were?
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Have you ever farted in public?
Now I understand what you're saying, but I really don't think that the gameboy advanced SP is a superior console at all. The fact it looked like a ****ing brick, with a ****ty screen just made it horrible.