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You seem like such a *****h...and not the pretty kind. ;*
you're too kind
Your sister sami, is soooo hot don't you think?
no she's a lil *****
Can I touch your booooob:$$$$
ya go for it
why does she let you? ur 17
because she can't really stop me.. and I'm responsible about it
does ur mom know how much u drink?
yep she does....do you know how much I drink?
Gurl who made ur weave? It looks liek it is made from "My Little Pony Dolls" It's shi*
thats awfully rude..
How much wood?
could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
dis is a cow ----> <(o.o<)
kewl
Help I'm being molested by an angry chimpanzee! I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
kk
WOAH! SLOW DOWN MAURICE!
WHO ARE YOU
f*** off then Ally Brook
kk
Where's the mountain dew?
idk</3
Sometimes, I rub my self from head to toe in vaseline and squirm around my kitchen pretending I'm a slug.
yummmy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UVnY6tuCA dis my other jam
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
if you say your name backwards really fast it sounds like Poker Face by Lady Gaga
hahahahahaha PARDON ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZvOhHF85I dis ma jam
i hope this is mackenzie vozza, ill be disappointed if it isnt
I dont like u, dont pretend like we are friends cuz we are not. You are a sandybridge
alright
I just had a baby named katy perry? What is her birthday?
October 17th... maybe?
Yeh, you can join me. Less get dat money, nigga!
lets do it
ALLY DROP THE Bas*!
WUUUUB WUB WUB WUBBBBB DUB EEKEKE AINAISSKSK
hahahahahhaahahah who are you, i like you
what does $# stand for?
couldnt tell ya
When is next?
i dont know what you're asking
U R A LARPA! THERE I SAID IT!
whats a larpa
I'll clean up if you can lend me some Lemon Pledge.
i have some actually
When I grow up, I want to dye my skin black and collect welfare checks.
splendid idea, can i join you?
Rumor has it?
what does the rumor have?
Can I come over to your house and poop in your water tank?
if you clean up after yourself
scallup or scalldown amirite?
ur rite
I am unimpressed with your ability to answer questions, I would like to see some effort. 2/10 would not ask questions
im sorry:(
If a=5 and b=69, then how many lemons does a scallop tickle?
whats a scallop?
Y shud I stahp teypen leki tehs? may teypen es jest fien gurl.
kk gf
hao meny lix duz it taek 2 get 2 mount evurest??1?@!
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A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND, HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE Pas*ENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
hahahhhahahhahahaha ok
There's a snake in my an** D: help me
awh that s*cks :(
There once was a man named Michael Finnagin. He got hit by a bus. The End.
cool story
Don't answer a question with another question, that is rude
oops
If a lobster has six legs, will you win the race?
what do you think
So, yur walk down stret an all of the suden, gient bana coms up an kicks ur heAD of an u fall in the centar of erth. wat do?
hahahahhaha plz stop typing this way
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?†U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is dedâ€. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
OMG
u s*ck, care to comment ?
oh :( ok
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
WHAT?
do you ever eat mexican food and get diahrea
nope never
BROOK. B.OOBIES. O.PEN O.OOGIE K.OOKA
ya that
BROOKE. B.OOBIES. R.IDING. O.FFICIAL. O.PENING E.v*****S
that was horrible. completely horrible. my last names spelt BROOK. no "e".
i know you love me ahah I'm in your house!!!!!!!!
UM........ is this my sister? lord i really hope so..
A.nally L.oving L.ittle Y.ams. ALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH WHAT
HEY ALLY. wanna be the churo to my mexican?
yup. i really really do.
HEY I HEARD YOU LIKE HAM #HAM#
get in my mouth ham
HAM.
omnomnomnomnomnomnom
Are you a cruncher or a folder?
SHUTUP RILEY
Your best friend in the whole entire world says we should hangout right now
TELL ME WHO YOU ARE<3
how many grade 9's have to macked?!
only 1 my friend, and it was not my choice
Best se* we've ever had? Lurkenburk
hahaha oh thats a tough one babe
would you rather lick peanut butter out of honey boo boo's bellybutton OR eat her mothers toe?
definetly honey boo boos belly button her moms nastaayyyyy
do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?
well obviously!
donald duck or snoopy? which one would you blow?
this is a hard decision :(
which would you have poured on you while being spanked? honey or syrup?
honey.. syrups gross
brandon vandervaart or eric grant?
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHGRFvis
dont you love staring at steaming shi* on a cold morning?
i think jessie favret does
an*** or in the ear?
the ear for sure
would you rather be fisted or have a basball bat shove up your butthole?
ahahahahahahhah f***ing ew
do you kiss on the first date?
IDK DO YOU... jk umm depends on who it is
can we naked cuddle?
maybe
Fold or crunch!!!?
pardon
who would you rather have spank you, an extremely disapointedmother or a mexica riled up after watching some bulls
probably the mother
how much do love celina clarke...............................?
Omg I love celina Clarke soooooooo much
in general
i constantly let people walk all over me when i shouldnt
what do you think your biggest flaw is?
physical flaw? or just in general..
Cmon bb we should talk more :D
if only i knew who you were :P:
sup allybdizzle :P:P
eating chips :P:P
For your cup size, a D? Or a big C ;)
thats a secret ill never tell
If you had to decide between Mr hirtle and Mr townsend, who would you rather have a baby with?
i actually cant put a face to those names because ive never had those teachers.. so idk
So y u smell like turd naturally, dats not natural gurl...
idk :( i was born with an unfortunate scent..
who do you like
my dyke wifey jenna favret of course
why are you so prettyy
oh shush :$:$
as* size?
um.... i dont know what sizes of as* are there?
Why is your name ally? Why not Brenda...that's so much se*ier
idk my parents gave me a weird name i guess:(:(:( wish my name was brenda
Isn't Nick Magnante sick to party with?
omg yeah love him
You gotta answer your cup size !;)
take a wild guess, and then ill tell ya.
your so pretyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! stephshaw
thanks lil stephy :):):) youre gorgeous as well!!
Cup size
LOL oh come on................
do you like napkins?
NAPKINS NAPKINS NAPKINS yeah
if you had to break a door, how would you do it? n what clever remark would you say once inside?
hiiiii dalton!!!!
i was kidding i could get her myself
easy
Describe yourself in 172937494704730329383028203874648648436484 words?
nuh-uh
Fav. memory?
i cant pick just one...
dont no why thats funny
i could probably help ya out but i cant say i know who this is
your friends jenna is a babe wanna set us up?
HAHAHA yes of course
Y u smell like turd
it comes naturally
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