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How many Dic*s could a Dic*-s*ck s*ck if a Dic*-s*ck could s*ck Dic*s?
many, many Dic*s
Luv ur eyes ;)
Merry christmas hotie :*
luv u xoxoox
The fight u won is complete bullshi* the guy's much smaller than u.
1. he isnt smaller than me 2. size doesnt matter, weight does
i love you.
i love me too
closest guy- friends...
you
Bro I miss you, you even wished me late. That hurt a lot. Ly xoxo
lym men xoxoxox
Closest girl- friends...
you
you aree actually nicee
i am arent i?
youre not freaking answering them stop posting this as your status...
the reason i dont answer is cause everything people ask has been answered. ask something new
what should i eat to build muscle ? thanks
food
youre a ****. A big fat loose ****.
hehe ty men xoxo
you know I feel like beating the crap out of you whenever i see you, but I control myself because I feel bad for you.
hello neeraj/gewick
we should totally go to the beach sometime.. i'd love to see you shirtless
no men im insecure abt my body :( xoxo
i laaafff u
ull probably never knw who i am cause we talked like once and am not even in ur grade...awkward enough :P
love you too anon.
Why do you bite guys' nipples?
proteinz brah
why do people like you?
cause i make their semen taste great!
Do you workout your legs? If you don't thats sad as f***
ofc i do cause im not a beta phaggot
you're a Dic* is this true?
the Dic* of Dic*s brah
Once I was benching heavy an I thought of you and got a boner. I proceeded to bench using my erect p****. Was hard as rock
That's nice
marry me because i am dazzled by your awesomeness !!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay
seriously could you blow your own **** more?
possibly, but only after i've received the proper medical procedure which involves the removal of my ribs.
i hear you've got a fight coming up. if so, best of luck mate!
thank you!
Why do you have such fat legs? P.S say phaggot one more time :).
What're you on about? My legs are skinny as f***. Phaggot.
you s*ck okay ad you dnt even give me answers for the exams you phaggot
umad
amro .... i miss you man :(
i miss you too anon
Which 3 celebrities would you most like to have se* with?
Mila Kunis, Kate Upton and Obama
If you had to choose to either have really big balls and a small p**** or a very big p**** and tiny balls what would you choose? Answer wisely...
strong t*** xoxo
What in your life is more important than money?
Honestly? Everything. Money doesn't mean shi* to me.
If you had 1,000,000 dollars to give away, how would you do it?
Why in the world would I give away a million dollars foo?
What is the strangest food you have ever eaten?
Octopus. I swear i felt that shi* moving in my stomach
you mirin' my an**?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS GIMME I WANT
amro flex<3, winces everytime you move your body :(
DEWICK
yeah your buff we got it! your not hot walla natalie123
hehe ty men xoxo
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
They don't. Initially, the toast is fine, however, rays of sun reflect off my oblique abs and cause the toast to burn into a horrible crisp.
Naje-neun ttasaroun inkanjeo-gin yeoja
Keopi hanjanye yeoyureuraneun pumkyeok i-nneun yeoja
Bami omyeon shimjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Keureon banjeon i-nneun yeoja
Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai
narcissist f*****
umad brah?
go any ideas for some new sound effects when we strangle eachother? im thinking a cats meow..
Get off my qooh you demented goblin
do girls throw themselves at your godlike body?
No. They catapult themselves at me.
who do you secretly desire?
Ahmad Shahrour
armo, you are just too cool to be real i mean, the awesomeness god-like features just should not be in this world we love you armo
Who are you to write my name wrong, phaggot?
Go play monopoly or some shi* you dont have the right mentality
Okay :(
How long have you been working out?xx
Working out has been an on and off thing with me for the past few years :P I usually get distracted. I'm going to be consistent this time though x
can i be ur friend now !!!!!! you are sooooooo cool tht i just cannot resist especially with your god-like features!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and btw you and dina look good with each other , you guys should get back together
Silence peasant. Bench 220 and i'll think about it. I'm not thinking of dating right now, thank you though!
i hear you take roids and supplements, true?
Nigga please, i'm as natural as they come. Even nature isn't as natural as me
You and Dina have a lot of chemistry.. would you ever think about getting back together?
I don't have chemistry I'm in L.
hi , can i be your friend !!!!!!!!!
yo. I appreciate your offer but no thanks. if you have to ask then you're probably a sadkunt, and because i'm a lot more handsome than you, i don't think theres any reason to why i must undertake a friendship with you.
what a shame that you came here with someone..
lets make the most of the night like we're gonna die young?
baby gurl, stop imaginin' shizzle about how strong you are those flohs aint gona clean demselves ya no. you a faty juz like ma baby gurl queen latifa you beta watcho diet befoh you get biga an' biga. jus sayin' yow. your best friend.
Jakshu Miralandatagalum
okay
your biceps aren't that big....
Silence phaggot
flex? and yeah im mirin'
Keep mirin', disciple of Amro
opinions on shahrour?
se*iest **** on earth
taking douchebag photos in the bathroom is "3eib"
Hahahahahaha! Ammar9
u mirin'? yah u mirin'.
BASKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET BALL HEHEHEHE
FOOTYYYYBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HOHOOHOHOHO
I don't get why you don't post shirtless pictures of yourself. ;)
3eiibbb ya walad!
aywa ba2a. ;) How long is each workout session for you? :P
hour and a half-ish
how often do you work out? you look so buff in the normal school shirt.
4 times a week
wallah sitting with you will be fun this year :') <3
habibi
I dont get why someone asked if ur a virgin and demanded an answer. Its immature, really.
Ur just a high school student living in an Arab country. Like any other guy in the grade, u dont have the guts to do something so risky. WTF is wrong with these people?
Hahahaha "you don't have guts".. Anyways that's just a very bored person with nothing productive to do.
favourite mcdonalds burger?
McChestHair
"oh shi*... if i were taking a shi* and someone came in and puked all over me, i'd want to f*** him up... so i'd better hit him first" *SMACK*
HAHAHAHAHAH I swear that was genius
I would drag my balls through a mile of glas* just to hear you fart over a walkie talkie.
That actually made me cringe
f***ING f*****. I CANT BLOODY STAND YOU.
Simmer down big Bertha.
what happens in the dreamatorium stays in the dreamatorium
Let's play hide and seek they said. It'll be fun they said. El3ama. I can actually still feel the cut on the inside of my lip
i train ufc very hard man ;) you better watch out for me man before you get hurt we might cross paths one day!!!
No way?! You train the largest mixed martial arts promotion company in the world, which hosts most of the top-ranked fighters in the sport and produces events worldwide?! Sick man! Not even going to bother with you. Please stick to watching TUF with your bros in your finest tapout gear. :)
you'e definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm not about to tell you haha
You kind of just did.. /:
do you like alarm clocks waking you up?
'Course not. Alarm clocks are the gayest thing invented since pink lemonade
I'm going to f*** you so hard my cocks going to go into your ear, out of your as*, back into your eyeball.
Lovely.
Would you rather get skullf***ed by a 8 inch, or analed by a 16 inch?
No man.. Just no.
Instead of begging us to ask you questions on fb, you might as well answer the questions we do send, instead of ignoring most of them, even if they are spammy. -..-
I'm not begging anyone to ask me anything. I simply posted my qooh on facebook so anyone that would like to ask me something, can. Why would I answer the exact same question if its repeated? Idiot.
Would you ever try to punch Kimbo Slice when he's down?
No. Even if Kimbo had been lying on the ground for 3 days, had maggots crawling out of his ears and had been declared dead by doctors 2 days ago, I still wouldn\'t poke him with a stick, let alone try to punch him. Pissing him off is #143 on the 1000 ways to Die show. If I dreamt I\'d even accidentally b*mped into him, I\'d wake up, call him and apologize.
amropoooooo :)
Was*cookingoodlookin
By "when you and your significant other are ready", do you mean pre- or post-marriage? You you think a person should remain virgin until marriage or do you view that as being an outdated method of thinking?
I mean when they're both ready, whether it be pre or post-narriage. That's not really something I can say cause everybody is different. Some people choose to have se* before marriage and some people choose not to.
Why do you even bother answering questions if you're not going to reply properly? -..-
What have I not replied to properly? What kind of boxers I wear?
What are your views regarding virginity? Do you believe it's something to be thrown away as soon as possible or kept until the right moment?
In my opinion, you should have se* when you (and your significant other) is ready. Kinda simple tbh. But in today's society, basically being a virgin by the age of say, 18 means you're socially awkward, a loser, dork or whatever. It's strange how people view still being a virgin as some disastrous thing.
MAAAAAAN 151's cancelled /: Hendo backed out from the fight. So b*mmed :(
Hendo didn't back out, he got injured. And Jones wouldn't fight anyone else so they had to cancel the entire event. Jones' next fight is against belfort :p
who would you rather have s*x with shahrour or wissam?
wut
what se* pose turns you on the most?
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon
Since when do you write with such exquisiteness? O.o
Always have ;)
Are you still a virgin? Why won't you answer this question?
You should try Subway's chicken teriyaki sandwich! Its really good!
youre the worst stupidest guy I know
You sound like you're 11. And stupidest isn't even a word. Byzawe, "worst stupidest" is a double negative, so if I'm the worst at being stupid, that would make me intelligent. I accept your compliment, thank you very much!
Funniest guy in your school?
Ahmad Shahrour. Best unintentional comedian of our generation. We may not have a Russell Peters, but what we do have, is an Ahmad Shahrour.
you're so gay
A very well thought out retort. I appreciate the intricate detail you've applied to describe me. One of the most insightful excerpts I've ever seen. I'm honoured to have stumbled upon this miraculous serpendipity.
do you think your attractive?
Do you think I'm attractive?
Hai habibi, guess who? :)
Whoo?
have you still got any stuffed animals?
Yeeee buddy
do you like indians that have hairy feet and smell like chicken curry?
No mira, I don't.
I dont get it? Same guy from last post btw
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
Pu**yyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Pu**yy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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