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What cheers you up ?
4704 orphaned kittens should do the trick
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You need to adopt 4704 orphaned kittens
they wont be orphaned for long dw, just hit me with the address
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Do you smoke ice?
thats a brutal question, but nah dont go near that yuk
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Are you a selfish person ?
Nah not really, I prefer to sell Lobsters instead AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyy whos with me AyyYyyY
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
what didnt lets be real
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
sleep yo
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https://www.facebook.com/alexmanfuso/videos/778550778903606/?comment_tracking={"tn":"O"}
I love this.
-rn
"sent 48 days ago" damn idk how to respond now
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
yo what son
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B for b-itch u better ask me some better question qooh.me wtf is this
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Konami's current status on their games: 'Cancel everything!'
-_-
-rn
dont even get me going on him, altho you heard of the petition going around, im pre keen around it
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
um making me ceo
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Favourite quality in a person?
Puns u feel, or I guess we could tone it down and say humor or honesty
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Is errebody in da club gettin tipsy?
the only thing errubody* in da club is getting, is frisky*
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
Myself
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Money or Loyalty ?
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/759/both.png
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
wtf
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love u angelo <3
love you too anon
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President? That's a new one.
Also on the fringe means the beginning of something new. I hope you are happy.
Seriously, I appreciate you as a person. :)
Aw well thank you anon, once aagain your poetic words are very comforting to thee!
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
I wouldnt, that's scientifically not possible, although if I were kidnapped then that'd be a whole other story
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You are a great person and I'm glad you are in my life :)
Thakn you very much anon, ah did forget about the joys of being qooh.me president
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Honestly dude, sometimes I think you're the most innocent person ever, and other times I think you're high as hell. -rn
Sometimes I give that effect on people, i do it to myself a lot of the time
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Oooooooo
Not really? #onthefringe
on the fringe? what? who?
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Do you like anyone atm?
Not really but Rick Astley taught he aint never gonna give me up
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You haven't been on in a month.
I was worried you were pregnant. -rn
I was pregnant, but I delivered the baby early, 8 months early, so im back on
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What's your favourite word or phrase ?
Fuk off qooh.me u little s.hit diks
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whats a lebron curry
~ Bosh Durant
8 mvps
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"Feminists are ruining Ghostbusters!", men say. "Their ruining our childhood!"
Meanwhile, 8 year old girls everywhere can't google My Little Pony safely anymore.
There is so much going on in this question that I dont even know which or how to answer it
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
what the hell, its been a month yo, qooh.me chill your puffin some srs back alley rejects son
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Of course your not. Your lyrical, spiritual, miracle, dyricle, wyricle lyricst. -rn
is dis a song
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6iefP8lf3o
what even is this, I got to 30 seconds had to do a joint then continue, I also had to play some of my mixtapes in the background so that I can hear the video properly, but other than that this video is pretty rad, r u tryna tell me im not a rapper
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Lamborghini started when Ferruccio Lamborghini was working for Ferrari and had a fight with Enzo Ferrari and left to start his own company.
Lamborghini is a company started literally out of spite. -rn
god damn lmabos, typical so damn typical
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Fav musicians or bands?
a couple but you know, they be fav and if msg me I would, bc I write long about bands and musicians
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
lamborghini mercy yo chick she so thirsty
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My fav animus include Toy Story, Cory in the House, 1980's Flight Instruction videos and Seinfeld. -rn
Ohhhhh did u say animus, mr.desmond miles
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How do you feel about I Can't Get No Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones? -ssa
Ooooo reminds me of my old house and Christmases back in the day tbh, thats the personal feelings towards, not sure if you mean that or just the general
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is corey in da house your fav anime?
ohhhhh r u high anon
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Lol Anon stop plz
anon, anon wants you to stop anon, love anon
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You're very violent
only when u steal my puns or food tho
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stfu and tell us who you like u s lut
oi stfu yourself hoe, punk *****es aint got no respect fo pops
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FOUND IT
Favourite type of Cheese?
RauriJayne
was it 0000 and would have to say that mexican cheese
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Do you like anyone at the moment?
ohhhhhhhhh this is one of those unanswerable question tho, like pls
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You wanna hear my life story? -rn
like the full thing or like
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Alright, from past history, rn has stated that A) He is a he. 2) He like motor racing. B) He likes Vidya Games and 1) He has better puns than you.
its monday and my head herts and im so confused cries, rn must be me
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Never knew Mark was into motor racing.
If you don't figure it out now, I'll be so done. Like a 5-Star steak. -rn
im so confused right now, like my brain is spinning and idk i feel drunk
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Don't wat me
we should of known
should have known what, im so confused it hurts me pls
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Guessing was never your strong point was it? -rn
merk pls
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Omg is it mark? Holey moley
yea its mark, we all should have known
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Nope. Not Mark. Someone who was at the Soccer Lads event tho. -rn
Ohhh Kev Cheng should have known
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Took ya long enough ;) -rn
this is obvs mark
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Jeez, I asked for your fav YouTube channels, not your credit card details chill out bruh. -rn
ayyyy i know who this is, i know excatly who talks like this, the plan has worked and you've been caught out
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Is that so? Top 3 then? -rn
ay yo watch urself ill give u my top 300 if u carry on punk
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What's your favourite YouTube channel's? -rn
I got a lot yo, ill be real
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Mila Kuniss, and idk maybe a llama
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Favourite films of all time?
Oooooo thats a tough one got many tbh, most of them classics, well here are only a few, in no order of course! - Stranger on a train - The Green Mile - Man on Fire - Casablanca - The Godfather - To Catch a Thief - The Usual Suspect I tried to name some of them which where in somewhat different film genres, these are some that without a doubt I would happily watch any day, exception of maybe Godfather which is quite lengthy and require about 90% of my attention haha
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What was your last dream about ?
Most likely food
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Maybe you should Angelet it go when it comes to the puns. -rn
woah not the let it go puns anything but that damn
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You want ssa back? AM I ENOUGH FOR YOU ANGELO?! -rn
ohhhh sorry rn, ur cool I guess, but I cant let u overtake me in puns u feel
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Plans for the new year ?
To be around better company, to have a group of people that are trustworthy and honest, and also pre chill. Being in the presence of good company will make sure everything else falls in place for me, unlike 2014. oh and just be happy yo
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My new years resolution is to track down ssa, make her come back on and be friends with you. I miss you're interactions :(
aw tru, tis been a while since ssa has been on here, come back down ssa, your interactions were not only missed by me but by other anons too, and I just realised fw gurl has gone too, damn it, just as I find more coffee bars
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Bet you that nobody had *exual relations with that woman either man
Does you want to get shot, you know no one was meant to know about the incident, now everyone is going to find out, this is just as bad as the Obama is actually Bin Laden conspiracy
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What car does Calvin Harris drive?
A Calvin Yarris ayyy
-rn
ohhhhhhh rn beats me at puns, this cannot be
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This whole rn thing is a conspiracy maaaaannnn
Man bet u everyone is bill clinton
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No, someone on your facebook friends list is rn tho ;) -rn
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is it me? bc im on my own
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
Most likely one of the old but new found artists ssa has informed me about
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rn is illuminati? who knew. how do we know you aren't with him huh?
oh wait so im rn?
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When driving, remember to always stay in the angeleft lane. This pun is terrible I apologize sincerely
Okay this pun was pretty bad, I usually dont mind the bad puns, but this one is for the records hahaha
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rip in pepperoni rn. you were the dankest mlg punner out there. #420 #neverforghetti #illuminatideconfirmed
ohhhh rip rn, rip :'( wait so is he rn or ilumanti'o, im so confused
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When you're going to a party and your car breaks down it makes you Angelate.
Ok, these aren't as good as they were, I'm retiring now, it was fun while it lasted. 2014-2014. -rn
Ohhhhh hey they were pretty good tbh, im not going to lie! I did quite like em tbh wrote some of them down ;)
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Every time you see a new name pun, do you exclaim angelohhh since they're actually so good??
hahahhahah these puns keep on coming, I cant even keep up
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When your phone dies in the mall, you're very hard to Angelocate. -rn
Ohhhhh even during the Chrisstmas season this comes in, ohhh you just had to
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Who would you take a bullet for?
The founder of Qooh.me
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What is attractive about you?
er my puns
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Kim John Swell may be gone, but he will rise again. Like Jesus. -rn
Idk what you are talking about, they are the same person
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno, dos.." *poof*. He disappeared without a tres. -rn
AYyyyyyyy this is my kinda joke, dont mind me imma write this down
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But they stopped halfway through the "m" so that makes an "n". Checkmate. -rn
im gonna cry, why cant i be swell tho
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What if your last name really is Swell but your parent's handwriting was bad and they wrote the w upside down and saw they messed up halfway through writing but were too lazy to fix so everyone thinks your last name is Snell? -rn
Woah, CONSPIRACY ALERT CONSPIRACY ALERT, *RUSHES IN MEN IN SUITS* DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS UP, THEN A PAUSE, SILENCE SWEEPS THE ROOM AND WITH A RASPY VOICE A MAN FROM BEHIND SAYS..'If the W was flipped upside down, it would be a M not a N, making the name, Smell not Swell'
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would you really?
haha nah, im content with the friends I have now, the ones that know who they are
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
I would change...not..being friends with them OOooooooo
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I'm seriously not trying to be rude at all but I was just wondering, are you into boys or girls ? Or both ? X
If you name is Denzel Washington then I would say both but otherwise, only fe'le'males but if we're talking marriage, then im gonna marry a cat
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"How do you want to end 2014?" "By starting 2015."
OH SHIZ, QOOH.ME GOT TYRANNOSAURUS REKT! -rn
ankle broken bigge smalls time
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Who is da best?
nala the cat nah people I guess
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
By startin 2015, idk wtf, what kinda question is this yo
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I don't have like a lead up to this one sadly but angle o. This one sux soz
oh i see, took me like 3 reads to figure out what it was meant to be hahahaha
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When you're angry, do you get angeloud?
I'll escort myself out thanks. -rn
while u escort urself out, pls write the joke down so I can use it later pls
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Favourite song atm??
Oooooo I got a couple
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Is your favourite treat an-jello?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh these puns yo, I love them so much
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Did you fall from heaven?? Cause I swear they're missing an ANGELo ay
awwww loving these puns with my names yo, i love em but yeah nah keep going
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If you were a female musician, would your name be Angelord? -rn
go damn it, my name is too easy of a gateway