Ashlyn Hundermark
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Ashlyn-Jo '99 Just here for the bants (I don't even know what this is)
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Will you marry me just for one night
I will have to decline this very kind offer for the simple reason that I am currently not available, please leave a message after the beep..........beep
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Where you wearing space pants today or is your A$$ just out of this world
my A$$ is just out of this world
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Where could I lick you?
No where thanks, but im sure you can find someone more suited to your league on fish4hoes.com
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Is it possible to poop with your legs crossed?
Ill go try and then let you know
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What's something that took you way too long to realize?
Im a dumbass
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Whats you favorite meal on a date?
St Elmos pizza with the feta and dates (i think) on it
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What are you currently worried about?
Taylor Swift producing another album, or even just a song
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Are u still a virgin
Yes, like Mary
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If u had the chance to s*ck Justin bieber dck on stage in front of thousands of people...would u do it
Ew no, I don’t even like Justin beiber
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Do u work at the post office because I saw u checking out my package
I was trying to spot it cause it’s so small
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Did you know a kangaroo has 3 v*****s
Oh, similar to you then?
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Have you ever been in a situation where you and a friend REALLY had to pee at an outdoor event but couldn't go?
No I can't say I have ?
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Like Pinocchio my dck grows everytime I think of you
Shame was it that small?
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How do u like your eggs...fried, scrambled or fertilized
Scrambled- messy is always better ??
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What makes you uncomfortable?
Wet feet
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Do you have a brother?
My sister kind of looks like a dude ??♀️ But otherwise no
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away ?
No that was probably you ? Unless there was rainbows and butterflies- then it's meh
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Please sing at my wedding
Sure ? I don't sing, I perform!
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List of guys you have pulled
Tom hardy
James blunt
John snow
Your Daddy
Mr Steal Yo Girl
Khaleesy
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What will you never ever do again?
Rum, gun, brandy, black label
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Conscience??
I read this as con- science for a second ?
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Must s*ck when all you want is your little cherry to be popped but you only chill with losers so that's not go happen in a rush. And when it does it's probably gonna make your stomach turn ?
This whole statement just proves how little you actually know about me lol
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You probably won't know me
Thats better ;)
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I would eat the flipping sht out of you girl?
Unlike others im not full of sht you may disappointed lol
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New years?
Absolutely no clue
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I find you rather attractive
I find you rather attractive too- coincidence? I think not ??
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Hot stuff x? Sophs_
Who? Me? ;)
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What do you wish had never happened to you?
Nothing- if anything changed i wouldnt be who i am. that also sounded really cliche, gross
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Hie myyy girl?
It's me x.
Aw hie X
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Who are you currently vibing with..or is it down-low?
Down-low :) dont want the others finding out ;)
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How much money do you need right now and why ?
Around 350- to buy a plane ticket
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Are you sure your not a rain storm because you left my bed pretty wet
??? love it! Where do you even find these
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Are you sure your not Medusa because you got me rock hard
Ahaha ? I'm going to use this one
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Do you miss school?
Not a chance
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Why do you keep saying you're tight? You're a hoe, that makes you nasty
To piss you off ? It works
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Old soul in a shriveled body yeah
Still tighter than you btch ?
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Wanna smoke a blunt? ?
Sadly that life is passed me now, Ash is a free elf ?
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You make a joke about cheating on someone. Disgusting
If you can't beat them join them ???♀️
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What's your best feature?
My sense of humour maybe, I don't know cause I've been described as an old soul in a new body ??♀️
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Too busy with Jono to reply?
Why so anxious thoooooo? ?
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I think you're gorgeous
I think you're a genuinely good person
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What's wrong ? Jono got you're tongue ?
It's called not being addicted to social media- you should try it sometime ?
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Friend or fuxk buddy? JONO??
Ask your mother- she joins us frequently ?
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****ting it up with Jono?
I don't understand what that word is so unfortunately I can not answer this ?
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Heard you're quite into Jono?
Hmm I wonder who told you this ?
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Spit or swallow? It might seem like something a little left field but believe me it a question that will be asked maybe times in your life? oh and who ever called you a hoe is a btch. Using anonymous messages to insult somebody, what a fcking hard oak.
lol I've already been asked this many times ? But I'll it for you to wonder ? Aawww you're such a sweetie but you're also hiding behind an anonymous message ??
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If I was Matteo I would have cheated on you too
If you were Matteo i still would have cheated as well ?
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It's the children of Satan here, just checking in
Hello siblings
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You're such a fcking hoe oh my god
You're the sweetest ?? thank you!
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Who's hurt you the most in the past?
Myself more than any individual
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I just did something really naughty while on your Instagram?. If only you could help me with if personally.
Oh no ?? delete the app! Watch out Justin's Beiber! ?
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Heeeuuyyyýyy
Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
Definitely naps
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Do you like the anonymity that qoohme gives or does it seem cowardly to you?
It's banter only until people use it to offend others, that's when it becomes cowardice ??♀️
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You would love to know, but that's not gonna happen. If you ever blow through my city I will let you know?
Ohkeh ?
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If you only knew the things I wanted to do to your body=-( If you only visited my city I would redefine the way you saw the world in minutes. You think you have fallen before, girl you know nothing!!!!
Yoh ? I think the only thing I'm really curious about is what city you in? ?
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Where do you want to go to Uni?
Design Time ?? (Cape Town)
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I asked if you understand what I said haha , from where are u
Zim ☺️??
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Haha what can you say in afrikaans , verstaan jy wat ek nou gese het?
Oh gosh I don't know hot to spell it ? And I didn't understand a word of that ??
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Why are you so beautiful
It's all about personal perception ☺️
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When you go to uni what do u want to study ?
Interior design :)
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Haha do you understand afrikaans
Not one bit ? I know one or two sentences but my dad taught them to me so they're bound to be dodgy somehow
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Would like to put ny hand into your bikini
I'll let my boy know ?
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What do you think about afrikaans people
Hectic banter ☺️ difficult language ?
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Which school is your boy in x
Strip school ??
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Favorite hair colour and eye colour in a guy?
Pink and purple ?
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What's your relationship with your parents like?
Pretty good :) closer than others
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How many guys have you kissed?
Um, 8 I think
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Have you ever kissed a girl?
Nope :)
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What quote do you live by?
Smash and dash avoid the trash
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Are u vibing with anyone at the moment?
Yaaassssss ?
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Favourite food?
Carrots, condensed milk, coco pops, strawberries, etc, etc
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Sorry sweetie you are just very unappealing and not very easy on the eyes, you also think so highly of yourself when you shouldn't XOXO
Sorry sweetie you clearly don't know me, I'm fabulous ??
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Top 3 things you look for in a guy?
1. Gentleman
2. Badass
3. Hot
So basically superman ?
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Personal chef or masseuse?
Chef ? I can't cook to save ma laaafff
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If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
Eloise :)
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Pineapple on pizza?
I don't mind ?
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Why did you choose to go to Cape Town?
Well I wanted to go to study interior design
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Would you ever get a tattoo? And of what?
Oh yas- probably a bible verse or a little cross
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You look like a shriveled up grandma. Ew.
Appearance of a grandma but as tight as a 17 year old ?
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What needs to stop ?
The production of season 2 of thirteen reasons why- just let it finish with the bang of season one otherwise it kind of defeats the whole "thirteen reasons why" point
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Where in the world do you feel the most safe?
In front of a satisfactory oil painting in the making with a good series playing through hella loud headphones- I tend to confuse whatever is happening with the series with what's happening in my life
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Are you a shy person? Or rather what makes you shy?
I'm shy if I'm in a group I don't know too well- after a while all hell breaks out ?
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How many flings have you had?
More flings than boyfriends ?
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What's your favorite song by Halsey?
Eyes closed- but the stripped down version :)
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What's been your favourite holiday this year? If you went on one
Hard to name one- probably Mozambique in April or Cape Town in April :)
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So who are you currently vibing with?
A magician never reveals her secrets ;)
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Would you say you're flirty?
apparently i am :)
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Who do you think really misses you?
You ?