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Who do you look up to and why ?
Sam, cause he's taller than me
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
01
What profession would you not like to do?
Gay club bar tender
What was your first cellphone ?
iPhone
If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
Eat
Your qooh me is goals
I'm sure your qoohme is goals as well
What is going on here!
Beckfast!
Bubbles pop when you poke them
And your still fat...
90th question **
Do you ever squeeze your weenies to hard they just pop like a balloon that got stabbed with a needle
91st*
top 5 girls at you school?
Peircy,
Alex,
Ren,
Melissa
Gratezy
Top 5?
Muzzy
Max
Bella
Pepsi
Ralph
Wipe your b*m properly or the poo around your but will get crusty
Thanks for the tip
*FACT OF THE DAY*
Rabbits have underpants that smell like o ions because you like to lick your self
And you touch yourself at night
A friend you once had a crush on ?
Jb
Did a girl crap in your face coz the grass is green
So... Say I girl did crap in my face for whatever reason. Why does that make the grass green? I would think it makes the pancakes fluorescent because chickens don't wear purple shoes at night?
Babe I need you in my life
Cute
Money or Loyalty ?
Screw that, immortality
Shove a lollipop up ur bottom to see if the cats have birth to a turnip that has a little tiny eennniee weenie itsy itsy eyebrow #notonfleek
Nope sorry, no eyebrow
#bottomonfleek
#whatthe****doesthatmean
Meet me out th back I have the cheap red crocs ;)
The*
Last person you argued with and why ?
Muscat, because he wouldn't leave me alone
We still on for tonight
Yeah babe x
What gives you peace?
Peace and quiet
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Trying to find some some cheap red crocs
Who do you envy and why ?
I envy these questinons of the day because they are so interesting and not annoying
Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
When I was in pre-school, getting paid. Pulling girls
A bongo is acoustic...
Yep cool didn't ask
A body part you think you could do without ?
My little toe
Do you ever get that urge to want to stick your finger up a dogs b*m ?!??
Yeah but I have to make do with my cats
Did you know that pizza has a boyfriend that is an asparagus soup called" spary"
And I have a cat named Muscat
Are g strings more uncomfortable than jocks
No! G strings are way better!
OMG ITS SNOWING!!!!
In America?
Avocado is green :D
**** me... I never realised that
Why is your cat so ugly
Because you touch yourself at night
A hut sells cats, the cats are all girls, there are no boys, these girl cats have never
Met a male cat of any kind before, these girl cats are pregnant, how are you wondering well...
I lied the girl cats have met boy cats :') :')
**** proffeser your right!
1+1= 8491039380220029392012993829101028291838 cats :)
And the chicken crossed the road because of purple and aliens don't wear hats
Do you make candle out of stale pee?? BUT only on Mondays ;)
What no that's ****ed, I save that for the holidays when I'm bored
Do you occasionally eat a bongo drum when you are tired
Or am I the only one
I prefer acoustic instruments like the guitar, they are more tasty and they are more filling. So yes your the only one
Sometimes I wanna be a table but then I wouldn't be able to fart :(
Yeah same...
I heard you destroy little boys ;)
Oh that's on Tuesday's
If one of your really close guy friends needed made you come home with them and they were drunk would you help them out with some *exual relief?????
If it was a Friday
Top 2 girls at trinity
Amber and Emma
I occasionally touch rats in places I wouldn't like to admit
Same, but only on mondays
Tbh??
Yeah mate you a great bloke, really funny and you are just really good to have a conversation with
Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
Probably not
who do you like?
Frank, Muzzy and Ralph goes alright
The last thing you bought ?
Basketball shoes
What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
RAVE
Id **** your tight ***hole, no homo tho lel
Yep I'm sure there is no homo
Do you occasionally s*ck dic'k for money
Only on fridays
Hey guys it's nicole
Nichole337, what a babe
What is your nickname ?
Ashy
Dream holiday destination ?
France
Thoughts on Jack Buckley MikeHunt123
He's a top bloke mikey
What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
Yep I agree
Primary or high school
high school - there's more puss
Cw~
Jack b
Blayke
Sproule
Alex
Griffin
James h
Josh c
You
Darcy L
Jack: Kim Kardashian - Blake: Mrs Gratez - Sproule: Stella - Alex: Perri - Griffin: Cyrie - James: A trannie - Josh: Emma - me: everyone - Darcy: Amber
Do you want to know who is asking you these weird questions ?? If so check instagram dm now
It's starting to feel like some sorta sick horror game now
What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
For people to ask normal questions... And no
Would you ever eat a raw cows nostrils with a croc tongue mixed with a ducks tail on a sandwich to meet your idol
Love the creativity on this one
I dare u to lick ur poo and video it now!
Yeah nah
Would u ever drink a mans body odour mixed with a ducks poo and spit and fish eyeballs and zebra guts for 3 wishes
No
Would u put your hand down a toilet and grab a 1 month old poo and rub it on you face for the car of your dream
No
Would u ever eat a poo rolled in sugar and with maple syrup on top and a topping of pee for 1 mil
No
Who's your top 5 friends
Too hard
What are you allergic to?
Pedophiles
I want to s*ck a afghans but cheek hair
Mmm yum
I don't really know you that much because we don't talk, but you still seem like a nice person
Would you give yourself rabbies for 1 mil?
What's with these ****ed questions??
Really nice and pretty and you are good to talk to and just a good friend (:::::::::
When was the last time you cried and why ?
Idk probably when I was cutting onions
Would u rather eat poo or vomit to save ur family
Mate that's ****ed
Really nice and pretty funny
do you still talk to bryhar?
No not really
Thoughts on Allanah seary ?
Really nice and really good at soccer
Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Depends on what model?
Name anyone you dated in the past ?
Hella no
Thoughts on faith Collins ?
Havn't talked for years and I don't mind if it stays that way :)
Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Food and water
What did you get for christmas ?
Gifts
Who would you take a bullet for?
Someone getting shot?
What is attractive about you?
My left foot
Who was the cutest girl in your year at LPS
Idk No-one really
What do you miss about your childhood?
Pulling all the ladies at pre-school
Why did you and bryhar break up?
Ask her
What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
That jack didn't cheat on my mum
Wanna ****
No thanks anon
How do you want to end 2014 ?
At the beach
Top 2 or 3 trinity friends
Nah
What does bryhar taste like
Idk I've never eaten her
What does your v***** taste like?
Mint
Would you ever hook me up with your dad
Hey jack
5 best friends at trinity
No order: Jack B, Sam, Jake S, Josh, Pat
Top 3 funniest in order in your year at trinity
Jake s
Jack b
Sam
What are you addicted to?
Food
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