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omg what would you do if i f***ed your mum n thee as*hole
My mum doesn't have an as*hole.
ok well i was fingering my cat and my dad walked in and we both stared at eachother for a few secends then he said give me the cat and walked out of my room and i am to scared to go out of my room what do i do help me :(
Kidnap your cat and run away together forever.
NOPE ITS A SECRET!
BYE! (:
AHHH, talk to me tomorrow then c:
Goodnight x
WELL I HOPE WE CAN (:
THAT WOULD BE GREAT
BUT FOR NOW
GOODNIGHT!
QUICK TELL ME WHO YOU ARE :D
YOURE TOO GOOD FOR ME :(
AND YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND ANYWAY
So we can't be friends? :c
BE HAPPY PLEASE
NO BEING SAD
YOURE TOO GREAT TO BE SAD
Then talk to me on facebook!
NAH YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HERE
I MIGHT TALK TO YOU ON FACEBOOK TOMORROW
NAH DO IT NOW.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE?!
TALK TO ME ON FACEBOOK AND ILL TELL YOU.
WHY THOUGH?!
ARE YOU BORED?
IM VERY BORED :c
and we both like monopoly, chicken dinner and strawberry milk so thats why!
WHY NOW?! O:
CAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ON FACEBOOK :C
MAYBE ONE DAY
MAYBE
NOW, PLEASE.
WHY!
WE HAVE NEVER SPOKEN BEFORE
IT WOULD BE CREEPY
BECAUSE I WANT YOU TOO!
It won't be creepy cause we talked on here first :)
TOO BAD WE DONT TALK AT ALL THEN!
TALK TO ME ON FACEBOOK!
IM JUST SUGGESTING THINGS I LIKE O:
We must have a lot in common :O
:DDDD
MAY I ALSO SUGGEST STRAWBERRY MILK?
OMFG THIS IS JUST GETTING SO MUCH BETTER, how do you know me so well?
MONOPOLY AND A CHICKEN DINNER
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!
OMFG YES.
IT IS YES
I LIKE MONOPOLY
AND I LIKE YOU
WIN WIN
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
WOW WTF THIS GUY IS A FREAK, WERE TRYING TO TALK ABOUT MONOPOLY, f*** OFF YOU WIERDO
HAHAHA YES, monopoly is a much better topic, I like you.
well you see because i dont get to see anything now, and this makes me ever so sad, i bet you have an adorable v*****
An adorable v*****? haha alright.
IM GOING TO FIND A WAY FOR THIS MONOPOLY GAME TO HAPPEN
AND WHEN IT DOES
HELL WILL BREAK LOSE
BRING IT ON
oh thats a shame then :(
Why
what would one have to pay for a peek at this exquisite specimen of yours?
I\'m not a hook** for one and I do have a boyfriend, so not happening.
YOU WILL NEVER WIN
TRUST ME
ENJOY YOUR NUDEY RUN
I WILL WIN
so the record stands that you have an immaculately clean, kept and shaved v*****?
is this true?
does it ever smell like anything?
It is always clean and shaved and it has never smelt like anything.
It's calling showering on a regular basis.
HOW DO YOU PLAN ON PROVING IT?
BY WINNING MWUAHAHA
ive been told you have a large pubic bush?
any truth to this statement?
Hahahahahaha, false!
TOO BAD YOURE shi* AND s*ck AT MONOPOLY
IM f***ING AMAZING AT IT
OKAY THANKYOU
YOU CAN STAY NOW
YAY
NEVER EVER
PROMISE ME
I PROMISE.
STARTS WITH Y
ENDS IN O
4 LETTER WORD
GAY Bit**ES SAY IT TO JUSTIFY BEING *****S
oh ew.
IF YOU EVER SAY THE Y WORD
MONOPOLY IS OFF
WHAT Y WORD?
DONT CALL ME A LIAR LIAR
I DO WHAT I WANT.
THIS WILL NEVER END
LIES.
WELL NOW IM ASKING YOU
AND NOW IM ASKING YOU
I ASKED YOU
WELL NOW IM ASKING YOU
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE THEM
up to you!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RAISE THE STAKES THEN?!
Sure thing.
LET ME JUST WARN YOU, I HOLD 4 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS IN BOARDGAMES
1 OF THOSE CHAMPIONSHIPS BEING MONOPOLY
SO I HOPE YOU DONT MIND BEING NAKED RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE?
BECAUSE YOURE GOING DOWN
You will never beat me! ever!
WINNER TAKES ALL
LOSER DOES A NUDEY RUN AROUND THE HOUSE
DEAL?
DEAL
YOU WILL DRESS ME AS SIR MONOPOLY
AND ONE DAY WE WILL PLAY TOGETHER
AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS
This sounds amazing!
I AM THE SECRET MONOPOLY MAN!
OMG YAY
FIND AND WAY AND YES
TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND WE WILL FIND A WAY :D
WE SHOULD TOTALLY ACTUALLY PLAY MONOPOLY SOME HOW
CAN WE OMG
how can we possibly play monopoly junior?
With skills.
what would you like to play?
monopoly junior please.
chicken or chicken?
Chicken.
would you like to play a game?
Yes plz.
BUT ALL THE BAD THINGS
LIKE WHAT HUH?
BUT IVE SAID BAD THINGS
NOT THAT BAD
nah ill just keep talking on here then (:
Just tell me who you are, I promise I will still talk to you!
but you wont want to talk to me after what ive said anyway hahaha
How do you know?
im no good at stories though :(
what would revealing who i am accomplish?
Revealing who you are will accomplish a conversation and less boredom!
well what kind of stories would you like?
i dont think after what has been said that i should reveal who i am
Any stories that will entertain me!
I think you should reveal who you are.
There we go...... Hi :) Rhysiee
Hahaha wew, I win, Hiiii :)
i dont really think qooh.me is the place for these kinds of stories
you do vaguely know me though
im not what id consider a friend
What kind of stories are you talking about?
Hmm, could you give me some hints?
haha, This is the first time we have talked. So I didn't think you would be able to guess who I was. My name is Rhys.
So I just searched Rhys in my friends on facebook, would this be rhys stevens?
original creepy se*ual questioner here
all im saying is youre hot and i would enjoy having se* with you,
the end
That's cute. Tell me some more stories.
I am a male, I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach with my dog terry.
I don't f***ing know, just tell me.
There is 3 s's in my name. (First and last)
Give me some more hints.
If you can handle it..... It starts with R.
Give me another clue
i didnt know there was 2 people now...
i called you hot
not this f*****
HAHAHAHHA fighting over me, aw cute.
Yeah this is getting confusing, who is this other person?
why does it matter who i am?
Because I said so.
If you can handle it..... It starts with R.
Give me another clue
does it really matter who i am?
It might.
How about for now I be known ANONYMOUS !
But I want to know your real name :(
you are pretty hot tbh, not going to lie
Thanks, now who are you?
I am susan boyle.
Aww cutie.
too bad
squirting is hot
I'm hot either way.
are you a squirter?
Wouldn't you like to know.
WELL THAT IS WHY I ASKED YES...?
It might be, or you might just be asking for the sake of it.
But no, no I am not.
ty bb xoxox
Anytime xoxoxo
are you a squirter?
Wouldn't you like to know.
I don't believe you. It can be quite overwhelming.
Oh please do believe me!
that would be convenient yes
thankyou
Okay, just for you.
LOL its funny cause it says "poo" up there ^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I don't know if you could handle it. I am fairly hideous.
I can handle anything.
how often would you say you have se*?
I don't know, would you like me to count whenever I do for you?
Daaaamn negro that was an excellent fart! kaitlynbbq
I know! I was so proud of myself for not shi*ting at the same time!
I miss you too, like I miss that fart at the bus stop, aww so much missing <3
You're most welcome my lady ! *tips hat*
You should tell me who you are, yes?
Hehehehe cuties.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA OMFG YES! <3
You have fantastic views on swallowing.
Why thankyou :)
More girls need to be like you ! :')
Haha why do you think this?
fav position?
Hmm, Doggy or legs over shoulders.
That's the way ! Semen is good for you. Great protein ;D
That's true! Well spitting it out is just so rude.
how many boys have you f***ed?
5, why's that?
Spit or swallow?
Swallow ;D
I'm fairly sure I'm in love with you.
Every time I poo I just can't get you out of my mind.
That's so beautiful.
text me ? And lets have happy conversations. full of exclamation marks!!!!!!!
YES :D !!!!
i miss you ashley harper. It's brendan :c
Aw Brendan, I miss you so much :(
do you like an***?
Never done it.
You are so freaking pretty
Aw thankyou hehe
Why are you so beautiful?
I wish.
youre so attention seeking
Yum.
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