Ashlee Bottams
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my turkey wants you ;)
My turkey wants to slap you
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can i lick your buttonhole
idk
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this pasta taste sa good aye
ur face taste good
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Hey.. umm. i don't know how to say this.. but.. um.. I really really like, i have for so long, and i think you're absolutely stunning and wish you were mine. I would message you but I'm afraid of rejection :/
That's nice
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What's going on *exy ;)
not much ;)
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Thoughts on Steph Narcisi?
We are civil
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I love you long time
I love you to!
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Will you be the ice to my cream?
Only if you be the peanut butter to my jelly
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Will you be the fork to my spaghetti?
Of course
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Will you be my straw to my berry?
Yes
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
A 10, obvs
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
****
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled from hell
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Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
I suppose
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Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
yes
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What happens when you get 'half scared to death' twice?
I guess you are dead
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Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
Iceland was already taken I guess
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Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
In the middle...
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Why aren't blue berries blue?
Why are strawberries not made of straw?
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If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Depends which way the buttered bread was facing ;p
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How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
guilty of this
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If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
omf
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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Because his wet feathers reveal him to much
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Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
They're cheap fckers
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
You ruined my childhood
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Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
hahahaha
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Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Hmm
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Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
..
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Can blind people see their dreams?
fck
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Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Idk ;/
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Why are softballs hard,
jnjgvbkujgfmbghjm
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Why is it called a 'drive through' if you have to stop?
fckkkkkk
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If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
fck
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Why is an alarm clock going 'off' when it's actually turning on?
R u trying to trip me out bby
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We can fck **** up ay
Fck yeah
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You got a blunt to pass?
Yeah man
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Do you think I'm annoying yet,
No
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My mofoing nigga!
I'm yo nigga!
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Can we have a **** for 5 million dollar?
For sure cuz
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Are you going to school next week?
Yeah, to see your face m8
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Could you like, for one second, answer my questions m8?
Could you like, for one second, not be a **** head? ;p
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I got a snake in mah boot!
To Infinity and beyond!
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**** ******** ***** ***
U mad bro?
Watch your language
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What would you rather, p**** fingers or v***** mouth?
BOTH
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Get in my car, silly girl, I'm adult napping you.
Do you have candy?
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Do you like qoohme? Or even my questions m8
I only use qoohme for your questions bby
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What will you do if you found a random guy under your bed?
Give him to you
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My nigga my nigga
MY NIGGGGAAAAA
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Can I taser your ballsack for 20 dollar?
Yeah, you don't even have to pay me.
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You're a cool person. Can you be my cool person?
Of course
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Do you like it when you put a taser to guys ballsacks?
Yeah, but only until I taser them till death.
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Do I lyk doodle in ur b*m? If so, can I stick mine in it b*m?
Only u.
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Want me to inbox you?
yeah :)
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But :/ im ugly as **** and dont want you getting scared :/
I won't haha :)
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But no really. I think youre damn beautiful!
Just tell me who you are please? :)
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I don't care if you think you're not beautiful, I sure do! You're wonderful person and you better know it! I'm glad we clicked straight because I can tell you absolutely anything and you can tell me anything! I Luvy you long tyme! Xox Sienna.yo14
I LOVE YOU <3
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But if it helps, youre really damn cute :3
WHO EVEN IS THIS HAHA
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was it true that you are preggers
No..
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im someone you dont know ;)
-.-
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You're good potato
Thank you, so are you x
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can i kiss you?
Depends who you are ;p
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If you were a taco, you would be a good taco
I am a good taco
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If you were god, I'd now down to you
Did you mean bow?
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Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams
Of course ;p
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Are you from tenasse? Because you're the only ten I see ;)
oh bby ;p
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If you were a flower, I'd pick you
Hahaha
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Are you willy wonkas daughter? Because you're very sweet :3
That would explain why I'm fat ;p
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Youre pretty cute ;)
You to anon ;)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45C16tToen8 jesshunter
What even....
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Would you rather k**ky b*m *ex, or being bound to a bed naked for a whole night?
The second one
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One thing you are looking forward to this year?
Finishing my courses
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If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win? jesshunter
Bear
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I Luvy chu wong time <3 hehehe Sienna.yo14
I love chu xx
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