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Hows ur bf doin
The non-existent one?
He's ok☺️
Would you date me??
Nope?
What's your age
16 years young✌?
Have you ever been on a bus trip where some girls were mad because the driver wouldn't stop somewhere they wanted to?
Nope
Legit the weirdest question I've been asked ??
Did you know that your name spelled backwards is still the same?
Been hearing this from the time I was born fam?
Relationship status?
In a committed relationship with food?
Thank you, next
Why do I feel like I'm in a shopping queue waiting to pay??
Would you rather change the past or be able to see the future?
Change the past
Roses are red violets are blue
The sweetest thing I've ever met
Is you
???
Aww thanks?
Who is your best cousin from the Haffejee side except zahra & tahiyyah
All?
You must be a banana because I find you a peeling?
Hahahah
Bananaaaa potatoe naaaa
Who uzair gf???
He doesnt have one
C'mon sing with me " zeezee is a happy chappy, happy yappy chappy yo "
I can't sing bruuh?
Saffiyah ?
Please go away?
Did you date uzair Patel
Nope
Wtf he's my cousin?
Eye color 2 wat color?
Green or blue?
Did you break up with uzair or did he break up with you
Think youre confusing me with raeesa bruh
If u could change 1 thing bwt ur features wat wud it b??
Would change my eye colour♡
They were perfect
Tumblr account
Start posting again please ♡
Thank youuu♥
Will post again soon*
Hey gorgeous
Hii anonymous ?
R u n raeesa still close??
We live in the same house
How much closer can we get?
What's the first thing that came to mind when you saw this?
"What came to mind when i saw this??"
LITERALLY???
Where bwt in Durban?
Stalker much?
Why you deleted all your ig posts??
You so pretty ziza??
Which cousin you Like better maryam or raeesa
Dankie?
Both ?
Where u 4rm?
Durban
Bleghh?
Okay den I'm not gonna ask 4rm Raeesa n Uzair coz it's gonna b uzair since raeesa is pyscho :)
Whatever you want
I don't care??
Who ur boyfrend?
Ek is single??
Two middle finger for the haters?? swalz_tee25
Thats how you live the "good life"?
Who's going to walk you through the dark side of the morning
Who's going to rock you when the sun wont let you sleep
Who's waking up to drive you home when you drunk and all alone
Who's going to walk you through the dark side of the morning
It ain't me?
Zahra or raeesa?
Neither
They're both psycho?
Gimme uzair numba plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Go ask raeesa for it✋
What the cycle?
Memories??
Y u no go with raeesa????
I couldn't fit in her bag.
Are u stil datin uzair
Never was
Never will date him
What specific thing do you dislike about people?
People
I dislike people, not only a specific thing about them
A - Awesome
Z -
I - Intelligent
Z -
A - Amazing
Help meh please ???
Zeautiful?
Zupid?
idk??
It's Valentine's dayy, a day to remind you that you have no bae???
I'll eat alot of chocolates?
I didn't get no chocolates?
All these roses smell very niice?
Uzair ??? Didn't u say he ur worst cousin. Why so mixed fam ????
He USED to be my worst
But shem, he's nice
Who is your favorite girl and boy cousin
Girl: Zahra and Ray
Boy: Uzair
10 Random facts bwt Uzair Patel ?? ( random week .. Qooh someone else bwt a random human ) #LetsLearnPeople #DontSpoilTheGame #DoResearchIfYouDontKnow
#BeHonestAndReal
1) My cousin
2) Very annoying
3) Idk
4) Hes a b*m
5) He doesn't buy me chocolates
6) Idk
7) He lives in port shepstone
8) He's a haafiz
9) Idk
1o) He has nice hair (altho its red)
Do you like soccer?
Like it?
Naah,I love it
Dream car ?
lamborghini aventador?
Which cousin is the best in soccer
I know who this is?
Definitely not yahya?
How are you so beautiful? Do you see your beauty? If not, you need to visit spec savers
?????
Thanks tho
Who needs the nerd filter when you look like mee :)
saalihaa?
Who's your favourite nerd ?? ;)
what even?
I dont know any nerds?
If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
That huge chocolate bar from charlie and the chocolate factory❤️❤️
What are you obsessed with at the moment?
Pizza and Unicorns?
Whats your favorite animal ?
Unicorn duuh
Lets meet up
Who are you?
Which school do u go to?
cghs?
Heyyyy cutness u do know me......I have a crush on u since we started to chat I think but yah that's life ???
urm okay...
Who are you?
Dm me ?
I love you
Aww thank you?
Why you anon tho☺️
You little haraami
What did I do?
If you were an animal what would you be?
A unicorn
Like duuh❤
Yayyyyy ?
I Finally Found A Birthday Person ?
Happy Birthday ?❤️ Mikhaeel_Patel
Thank you❤️
Oh and sorry for the late reply?
нαρρу вιятн∂αу !!! Hope you enjoy your day??? swalz_tee25
Thank you ♥
I think pretty gal with pretty heart
thank you
I mke mistake ... Dnt b so hard .. U knw wat I meant ...pretty girl with ugly heart or ugly girl with pretty heart
Sorry?
I don't know ?
What do you think??
R u a pretty gal with an ugly heart or ugly heart in a pretty gal??
Wtf?
You just asked me the same thing twice?
jummuah mubarak
Jummah Mubarak to you too❤️
Wen ur b day gal ?
28 October?
What's exciting dat u r lookin forward to??
My birthday??
A unicorn?
Yeah I'm getting one that poops sprinkles❤️
They're so cute?
What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
Im getting a unicorn next year?
Plans 4 da holidays??
Shopping?
Fifa 17⚽
Annoying everyone ?
Eating?
Sleeping?
Repeating?
Azizaaaa ,
I miss your face , like i really do you know.
I miss your tendency to annoy me , i do , i do.
Okay bye,
♥S
Aww I miss you too?
Don't worry I see your face everyday when I use the nerd fliter??jk
Coming next term?- I need someone to annoy?
Do you know mariam badat ?
Bestie?
Whats your phone number?
Dm me ?
Who do you love??
Allah❤️
Well Done on winning the Soccer finals yesterday
Thankoo❤️
Why haven't you been going to school lately?
School is Blegh?
And we finished exams so I aint going to school to look at the teachers faces?
hey there pretty?
Hey there Anon?
I think u know who it is
Thank u sm for helping me today
Really appreciate it?
Ily❤?
Yup I know?
Anytime?
Ily2❤
Do u Lyk ur NaMe?!?
yeah coz its the same spelt backwards??
Msnt b so rude pretty gal. B kind.
Urm okay whatevs
Wait I aint rude?
Everytime I talk to you I get butterflies in my stomach
Shame?
Have you been eating caterpillars??
You have such deep dimples
Yup, they're deeper than the grave I'm digging for yew
Now y sme1 asked if Raeesa n Uzair datin ? It's Aziza n Uzair. Plz tel Uzair he chusin wrong cuzin ????
SHUT UP✋
I'm not marrying my cousin for god sake. Hes like my brother.
Go tease Raeesa
U're not weird. Idk u but u seem LyK a really NYC person n full of humour coz u chose a worst cuzin dat u r marrying ???? ignore da jelas pple. Stay cool. ✌️
I am weird and I'm proud to be✋
I aint marrying my cousin✋
And yeah I know I'm a nice person✋
Now whoever you are, go trouble someone else✋
Come my dadi's house tonight, pleeeeaaase PizzaBomBom
Sorry I'm back in durbs
I saw your mother tho?
What are you doing this weekend?
Going to Sheppy
And chillaxing coz its a weekend
I hope u marry Uzair just cos his ur worst cuzin it's goin 2 be da Mst fun couple 2 Eva witness ???
Na-uh
No way
Id rather die than do that
No. Haven't met him but the fact dat u chose a worst cousin was the cutest, wallah ???? shame to this Uzair. I hope he sees it ????
You should meet him, but when you do, don't say I didn't warn you?
And hes so blind he probs wont see this
Your number?
1234567890 ?
jk I don't give my number to strangers?
Y Uzair is ur worst ? ??????????????????????????????????????????
Have you met him?
Trust me you don't want to even know him?
You're weird
Being weird is one of my best qualities
8 siblings ???
yeah, we're cheaper by the dozen
Who's ur fav cuzin n ur worst cuzin ?
Favourite: Raeesa
Worst: Uzair
how any siblings do you have?
*many
Eight?
I see you don't reply to all your qoohs
Why should I ?
I aint gonna let these haters ruin my qooh
Is ur bro Nme Muhammad ?
Yup
Is Raeesa n Uzair dating?
I know they are both my cousins but why dont you ask them
Are you daring ?
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Mention 10 interesting facts about yourself. Good Luck.
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