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What are you wearing right now?
ayo, is this some *exting scam. y'all don't need to be knowing what I be wearin' dat ****s wack yo
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I will punch you in the **** so hard you'll have *** dribbling out of mouth for the next 80 years. sialiaaa
oh bby you sweet talk me so good
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What do you think people think of you?
um..i think it varies? good and bad things drifting around
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Have you ever called a teacher "mum" before? Datenshi
When I was like 6...
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Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
I'm perfect.
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Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?
idek man
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Who knows you better than your parents?
My best friends?
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We know Jenna gets confessed to a lot. What about you? Do you get any?
Uhhhhhhhh some? Nowhere near as much as Jenna obviously cause that **** cray but a few....
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Who are you thinking about as you answer this?
Some guy...Jemama knows what's uuuppp ;)
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
No. The same follows for the next 12 or so hours until i'm asleep again
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What is the *exiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
I stg, pvc lingerie just....yeeeesssss. lingerie full stop. pvc full stop
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Have you seen Dale Cooper singing A whole new world?
Yes....yes I have. How dare he be so ****ing gorgeous !
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I'm alright, anon's been annoying me again though Athiril
ugh. Anons. I feel you dude.
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Soooo...how you doin'? Athiril
flippidy flate, I'm doing great! How's Dan?
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hue hue hue 'sup? Athiril
hey hhheeeeyyy Daaaaaan
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any musics that are awesome lately alalanananan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtGzmxa3CH4 here you are Gordaan :D
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Tell me what my *exual orientation is mate . sialiaaa
Heteroflexible. Straight but damn that girl is fiiiiiinnnneeee
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Best advice you received about relationships?
Don't let him turn you into THAT girl
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Sometimes you're a *****, sometimes you're really nice. Why?
Cause I have different ****ing emotions that cause different moods
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Nothing, seriously nothing. This kind of crap could only show how negative the speaker is, because whatever one has done suicide shall never be suggested.
Too right. on the first day of school this year, some guy told me to jump from the third storey because I disagreed with his view of women. And people wonder why I'm so confrontational.
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No, just no. That anon you don't take life seriously doesn't mean others don't or you have the right to joke on this. Alana I suggest you delete all these crap. They're way too negative to be allowed for existence.
i can't even begin to tell you how upset that made me. Honestly, i just dont understand what i did to warrant this crap.
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i think you should consider suicide
Careful there Grey-face, I just might. But for real, **** you. What makes you think you can say that kind of **** to someone? Grow the **** up. Suicide is NOT something to joke about.
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How is flirting ****ty?
I don't know man, I don't know. :s
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Star Trek or LoTR
Whoa whoa this is so uncalled for. Wow uhm okay. Uhhhhhm I'll have to say LoTR because of Peter Jacksons flawless directing.
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you say your not a sllut but I see you flirting with ahmed shohany and hakan all the time whats with that eh?
I don't flirt with them per se. Okay a tiny bit with Hakan but he's gorgeous so whatever. It's just joking around. Nothing is serious between me and either of them. They're cool guys who I can have a bit of a laugh with. End of.
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Star trek or Star wars???
Oh **** you man. Who does that? Uhhmmm. Im gonna go with Star Trek. Only because I don't like Luke.
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So who is it? Jenna won't say.
If she won't, I won't I shall protect her secret 5ever
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Do you prefer straight or gay p*rn?
For me personally, there'd this one....group? Uhm yeah I like em. They seem much more real and less scripted. Theyre gay luls
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*hairflick* sialiaaa
Oooooohhhh~ so cool senpai
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IGNORE THOSE WRECK. WE LOVE YOU
I will bby just for you <3
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^WTF anon. F*ck off.
Welp. What can you do? I have one question though...WHYJennanotgettinghaters? Girl stop being so likeable you lolicon!
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I thought you were cute and shy but it turns out your a nympho *****
Oh okay then. I wasnt aware you could be a virgin nymphomaniac. Aaaaanndddd besides, what I do with my time has abso****inglutely nothing to do with you.
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I just wanna see your mums reaction lul
I will be slapped so hard, 2/3 of my face will be aged 10 years
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Just tell her you cant rape the willing
Are you implying about me Danny boy?
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NO Linda is deadly and cruel sialiaaa
Because youre her daughter. to other people shes trusting and kind. Luls
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Ummm.. Jenna is your mum? :v Just introduce me to your mum and she'll be all like "yep yep go have fun". Jenna's mum likes me xD Athiril
It's really not that easy. My mum thinks everyone us going to rape me. Lindas so sweet and lovely.
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#1 Dan. #2 Y u no come with us. #3 hurry
Danny boy~ my Mum is mega strict. Ask Jenna. I want toooooooo
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Alana come to a con with us in melb okay
#1 who is us? #2 baby I would be going to every con if I could #3 ofc melb it's where I live afterall
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If I told you I thought you were attractive would you believe me?
Depends on how I feel about myself that day. My results vary from "who paid you?" to "damn ****ing straight"
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What happens when we die?
Whoever is left behind has to live the remainder of their lives without you.
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Shall be busy tonight but will give you good qoohs when I'm out of it.
Shweet. Promise?
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Yeah anon go away. Let's get out *exy time on Alana :3
Awww yeah. *exy time, all the time!
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To that anon teenagers have all the rights to talk about *ex like any others do. If you don't like this just go away instead of forcing your opinion on Alana
Darn tootin! You tell em!
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You're too young to be talking so normally about *ex and mas*********. Learn some dignity.
Okay so first of all, no. Don't you even start. Would you prefer I had no idea, had *ex and got knocked up? I think it's perfectly fine for someone at my age to be aware of their body and what they like *exually. How about you stop shaming and be a little more opened minded. Might do you some good. Or even better, retrieve your nose from places it doesn't belong eg. My business :)
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If someone asked you to fake *ex with them (like Easy A) would you?
I wouldn't. I feel like doing that is kind if disrespectful to myself. I wouldn't want false knowledge about me being spread even if that person was saying positive things. But hey, that's just me.
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You're really different than how I thought. How can I put it, you're kind of cooler? Idontknow I sort of expected you to be shy and prudeish.
What on earth gave you the impression I'm shy? I'm really not. I can get quite awkward in situations where I'm not comfortable but yeah. Uhm I'm totally not cool at all so you weren't wrong there and like...I feel like peopls need to be open and honest about things they like and dislike ESPECIALLY *ex/relationship-wise
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YOU'RE AWESOME
THANKS SIR BRO
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TG : Look another girl i so happened to have swoon
GG : davee :B
TG : With my rad face and hella hot body.
Yeeeeeesss. But like what about John? Does he swoon over you?
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TG : Oh god. What is this stupid site.
D-Dave? [starry eyes]
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Alanas not messing around tonight.
That's right Lord Dude
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How bout I tie u up gag u and screw u from behind
How about I lay you out flat, tie your wrists and ankles down and butt out cigarettes on your testicles ? :)
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Weirdness is just uniqueness that others don't get. You're awesome :D neilcreek
Thanks buddy~ :D
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Alana's cool. Just a bit weird. Das all.
Thanks dude. I think you're cool too. Hella weird. But cool.
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alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright sialiaaa
alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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Do you like being spanked?
Nope. It makes me cringe.
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Umm your not cool so shut up
You're right. I'm cooler than cool. I'm ice cold.
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Your a legit freak. Who chokes someone.
Uhmm obviously me. That's what all the cool kids are doing. Didn't you know? Awwwwkwaaaaard.
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How about dont choke me in the first place lol
Uhm how about I make the decisions on my question answering profile yeah? Besides, you might need a but of a choke. Who knows what you've been up to. Gallavanting on anon.
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He has? Did the teacher have a crush on you?
Nah, probably not. We're just really close.
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Have you shoved your head somewhere it shouldn't have been?
When I was like 4 I put ny head in some bars.
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...why do I need a safeword lul
So I know when to stop choking the life from you. Obvious.
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Did you blush hard and m*sturbate afterwards?
I did not. The first time it happened I says to him "Little personal aren't we?" Second time I winked because I'm a sly little fox and he laughed.
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'Ya feel me?' oh bby ;D
Four times darling? Eager are we?
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lululul. I can? ;D
Gimme a name and a safeword. We'll see what we can do ;)
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Those jelly *****es, teacher x student is hot. **** them.
Ikr. We'd be do hot together. Trust me baby oooooohhhh
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What about if the teacher was whispering in your ear?
He has before. A few times actually.
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'Ya feel me?' oh bby ;D
Do you? Do you want to? ;)
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Dream job?
I really want to be an actor.
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Have you mas*******d while thinking of a teacher before?
Can't say I have, no
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Would you confess to that teacher?
There's actually one I would but I want to finish year 12 without people calling me a **** for another reason and I'm sure he wants to keep his job.
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No wifi, just photos of your hot teacher
Which one man? I had one as a sub one time and whoa. Pictures aren't a big mas********* thing for. I mean I looooove pictures of things but I don't really use them to get off. Ya feel me?
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How do you start when mast******
I sacrifice a virginal goat ( 2 birds, 1 stone), smear the blood across my face then sing the satanic ritual chant. Call me maybe mash up with Friday and dubstep Nyan cat
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"Have you had a crush on a teacher before?" AHAHAHAHAH ofcourse she would have sialiaaa
Ofc bby. <3 those trousers meoooww
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Have you had a crush on a teacher before?
Yes. Oh sweet baby yes
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Would you mas******* more given the privacy to do it?
Uhhmmm maybe? I dunno. How frustrated am I? Do I have wifi?
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Who do you think is cute?
Errybodies a cutie. Honestly we'd be here for days if I listed.
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Would you finger bang Dat?
Ohemgee uhm no? I dont know the man. I'll admit that I can quite forward but that's a little bit (lota bit) much. Like hey nice to meet you I'm Alana, two fingers or three? Like whoa dude.
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Send me some qoohs plox
I feel like I should know who this is. Gordan?
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Lol gg Alana
Wp wp. Wait , what'd I do?
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Do you use tools or just your own hands?
I've thought about what toys and tools would be like but handsies.
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So you basically m*sturbate in bed?
Bed, floor you work with what you got available.
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I have come to clean ze pool
If this is a reference to something then I dont know it....sorry sir brah
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Sometimes you can catch girls seam riding in class if you look around.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=riding the seam
Nah. That's not my thing.
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Hot people such as?
Okay so I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. There's these p*rn stars theyr like whoa. They're kind of pro I mean they are but okay uhm they have good stuff. I can't remember any names rn. There's this one guy who looks like Tyler Hoechlin and wow.
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Ah I see. Have you ever ridden the seam?
Ridden the seam?
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What do you m*sturbate to?
Hot people. Not professional p*rn. It's so fake and ew. I despise the dialogue in them. It makes me really annoyed.
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How often is that then?
Every now and again. When the pent up frustration becomes too much. If I had to put a frequency on it, I'd say once or twice a fortnight.
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Have you nearly been caught or been caught masturbating?
Nope. I know when I can and when I can't. I'm a ninja. I dont do it very often though.
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I didn't ask that qooh, but I probs can, dumpings aren't hard lol Athiril
Okok coolio man. A+ :D
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Chicken soup can go with everything. Btw I'm not Danny lol
:I sorry man. My bad. ilu pls forgive.
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Dumplings in chicken soup can be very decent.
But can you do PORK dumplings with chicken? Can you Danny?
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Weren't you too cold to count the flirts?
Nah. I have a knack for multitasking. One of my many gifts. :)
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Did you get flirts on the way?
Many. Yes very lots. Like 52 flirts.
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Do you think Baz is hot? (totally not Baz btw)
Baz? The one I've never met? That one? Uhm... He's rather attractive. From what I hear he's really funny too so bonus points there. A+
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Were your nips poking out?
Idunno probably. I was so cold but I didn't check. Wasn't high on my priority list you see.