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Is Ollie a good eater? What do you make him for lunch/dinner on a regular day ?
Dh food
Someone told me you and kailey had a baby?
Ok Graeme ?
i oath youre lying
I oath it’s graeme
sergio ramos can go wank
Kkkk
I’ve tried DM you but you won’t reply?
:00
Nyayas
have you ever met henry
Ye
Do you like it in the b*m?
Wtf is this ?
If you could take me back,would you?
No ?
Why are you so entertaining?
Cause I’m the bantsking ?
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Look in da mirror
I oath you had a birthday last week
I oath i didnt
How do you start making a guy ***** and when his hard how do you handle his dck do you like s*cking dck and having *** al over you?
Wtf ??? you are a messed up fck
Hey? do you mind giving me some advice? My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. But sometimes I feel as tho he no longer likes me and is not loyal what should I do
Dump him, simple. If you don’t feel secure in your relationship, there must be a reason
Are you still with Kailey
No?
As you grow older, What are you starting to hate more and more?
Fake people
You are a Greek God
I know I am ? thanks mate
Did you have a baby with Cristiano
What the fck?
Go eat your 6 inch sandwich ;)
Prefer to eat my 12 inch one
You are an awesome person and never let anyone ever tell you otherwise
Shweet
What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?
Drugs
who are you going to hang out with when you come home?
The pull up bar ??
What common thing have you never done?
Drank alcohol
What is a waste of money to you?
Booze
What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
69
Did you know that Jennifer Lorimer was out on Saturday night?
Thanks for the update captain
If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
Playboy
What little thing pisses you off greatly?
People who wear no shoes in public
What is your New Year's resolution?
To be a nice guy ??
What's a big turnoff on the first date?
Never get to the first date????
You sure you not a fckboy...
Message me and find out
What is something that actually offends you?
This question
Are you a fckboy?
Im a nice guy ??
Tea? ✨?
Prefer a bottle of vodka
Did you kiss milli?
Did you?
How much do you have in your bank account ?
Tsek
What do you think about the most ?
Gym
What's pissing you off right now ?
This question
Yes the squats are paying off
Are you excited to see bran ?
Yes
What are you good at ?
Pissing people off
You're a loser
Only in fifa when im against pot or pete
How are you feeling right now?
Ayt
What are you sick and tired of?
Zim people
What makes your life worth living?
Fifa
How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
A complete and utter fckup except in terms of football
What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
That im sht at fifa
What's an instant turn off for you?
Being fake
Not playing fifa
You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Buy pogba
Y are u friends with Michaela benzies? She's such a btch ?
I keep asking myself the same question;)
How did you meet your best friend ?
I have 2
One i met in grade 6 at school
The other i met at hellenic breaktime soccer
When you were vomitting this morning, did you think of me? Hayls_7
Well i ddnt vomit ? and if i thought of you while vomitting i dont think thats good on your part??
She got people to convince you..
Look in all honesty you dont know me you dont know how much sht i went through i was already enough it just took those last people to actually convince me enough was enough
Didn't she technically get rid of you though?
No i dumped it
What was the best decision of your life?
Getting rid of that ex
What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
Do whatever makes you happy and dont care what others think
What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
Bluetooth???
What's it like to be you?
I dont even know myself?
What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
Rhodes??
What have you never truly gotten over?
Fifa
Never give up. keep lifting
Thanks my bran
Why are you not a millionaire?
Because i have to pay for my guys fuel
You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
Ferrari
What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
Is this before fifa 17 comes out or after?
Did you seriously lunge Fennell
I have never lunged anyone im saving myself for marriage?
Who is your favorite person and why?
Myself because im the only person i can count on
Ever go back for seconds after a lunge ?
Nah i want fresh blood;)
What does your name mean ?
King of banter
I want to see you again fakboy? kinda miss ya? Julesk
Im a nice guy ?
If you discovered a new island, what would you name it and why?
Banter island where one can go and have full out banter with noone catching feelings?
What or who , do you think about the most ?
Myself
Wanna come play Fifa with me?
Dm me
Will you marry me xx???
The real question is will you play fifa with me?
Whose your eye on
She knows who she is;)
If you saw yannick bolasie in a dark alley and he smiled at you would you run away? 0r call Martin Skrtel to come save you?
Id call graeme
What was the last lie you told?
Im a nice guy??
Is Benz your bants queen? Is she the Mich to your Bich?
No
Do you have you eye on anyone? (Benz)
Ya i have my eye on someone
Well we are told to ask away on your qooh so I'm asking. Are you a virgin?
Yes im most definitely one?
Who even calls you Bubbles ??
Dono
You're not a virgin because Kailey fcked you over ? Bran97
There we go????
Well are you?
Why so curious?
Genuine question, are you a virgin? Please don't answer with banter.. Just the truth
But what fun is a reply without banter?
Maybe you're a massive guy ? Bran97
Maybe i am??
Are you a ***** wanker
Yes yes i am
Does Micky blow your bubbles?
No never
Why is Benzo naughty
Cause she likes getting spanked
Why did Kailey death glare you when she looks at you
Why does she have to be mentioned in my qoohme all the time ?
What happened to you and Micky? You guys were cute.
Wrong person sorry????
I love you Benz
I love you too dan
Why is your name bubbles on WhatsApp ?
Its not?
Some girl wants to fck Gray ?
Ok
Did you get what you wanted from her, the texting intervention, the girl-texting. Did you get what you wanted.
No she has yet to send me her nudes
Don't ever change you're amazing
Change is necessary
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