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Commmeeeeeee onnnnn Melllbournnnneee! Melbourne Victory!
(y)
Why don 't you know what to say?
Well what is one meant to say when some random that is only known as anonymous to me says that they love me?
I'm in love with you beautiful.
Ummm I don't really know what to say to that
yeah true why would you care about who wins the election as long as you lot get your dole money no problem there
No that's not the case at all
I want to have se* with you.
Well that's not going to happen
Reason for your last breakup?
He was gay
I really want to make out with you.
Don't know who you are so won't happen
I would if I could but my **** isn't long enough to bend around and penetrate my tight arse hole.
(y) awesome
s*ck my **** you worthless piece of shi* Bit**.
Go **** yourself
I would love to lick your v*****.
Fair enough then
Who will win the yet to be announced, future Federal election?
In all honesty I don't really care that much
Pretty sure I've heard right
I'm pretty sure you need to get a life
If you could only have se* with one more person then died, who would it be?
One famous one normal
Usher would definitely be the famous one.
I'm not going to name a normal person though
I heard you have s*cked a lot of ****. And swallowed a lot of ***.
You heard wrong
I heard you s*cked Rudd's ****.
I heard you're a f***tard
I <3 Rudd! He's seriously intelligent.
Good for you lol
He asked her if she was single or if she had a man in her life. She told him she didn't. He hit on her and she told him that she wasn't easy. Should she not have told him that she had me? She wanted his attention. Should I break it off?
Hmmm up to you I guess
He asked her if she was single or if she had a man in her life. She said no. He tried to pick her up
If you trust your gf then who cares.
Just means you've got a good one
My girlfriend was talking to another man. He told her that she was hot
so?
if i was going down on you and i accidently went too low and licked your b*m a bit would you get annoyed?
Freaked out would be more accurate
Because you love ****.
Are you sure about that?
It would be a great 3some.
Nah, I'll be right
Whoever u wanyt it to be but it must include Brandon
Why on earth would I agree to this? Seriously
Gaz, Loza, Jake, Clemmy.
NEVER going to happen!!
i may not be pretty, i may not be rich, i don't have a perfect body, but i have a good and warm **** for those who care
Good for you
I wanna give you a *** shower with me and the boys what do you say? You'd love it full of protein.
you and the boys?
and who exactly would you and the boys be?
Hey Bek. I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me the harder I get. s*ck my f***ing ****.
f*** off
is Pu**ylips one word or would you like me to spread them apart?
That is one of the WORST lines I have ever heard!!!
Damn you hot!
Thank you :)
Jesus Gooooaaaallllllllll!!!!!
(Y)
would it be ok if i filmed it when you had a lapdance and later went home and mas*******d to it?
You can't use your phone in a strip club so good luck with that
no i would love to see you get ground on. 2 se*y women together gets my blood pumping
Fair enough
which 3?
Kittens, Centrefold and Mens Gallery
i would pay for all your lapdances as long as i can watch
LOL wouldn't you rather pay for yourself to get lap dances?
what is your favourite strip joint?
I don't really have one. I've only been to 3
i think centrefold lounge, it's my favourite
Centrefold is pretty good. The last time I went there I left covered in whipped cream and chocolate sauce hahaha
Met some Pu**y last night. Now, I'm going to take the Pu**y out to dinner so I can get some. Just had to share.
Fair enough then lol
Every time you reject a man on Qooh the men you wish would reveal themselves become less likely to do so.
The funny thing is, if people didn't insist on staying anonymous then I'd be less likely to reject people
Why wouldn't you be? Curious.
Don't have the confidence
and then stretch it and f*** it with ma big black ****. You like that hunni?
Can you go away now, you're boring me
No it's not. I wanna lick you out your b*m hole too.
ewwww
I ask women who I date to show me a picture of their v*****s before I have se* with them. I need to know what I'm getting before things escalate. Would you be okay with this?
No I wouldn't be
please I wanna sniff your b*m too. I reckon it smells like rapberries
That's ridiculously disgusting!!!!
Is it true you were once a stripper?
NO, I don't think I could ever be a stripper either
i wanna finger ur b*m :p
good for you lol
Is your as* loose or tight?
Extremely tight and it's staying that way
me and a mate were going through your profile and we wannaa chuck you on the spit ;p
Hate to tell you but that's never going to happen
can i take you to the strippers with me?
What strippers do you want to go to?
If anything the opposite.
How?
How can YOU exactly turn someone gay?
I don't know but I clearly can
ever wet your undies? as in ;)
seriously these questions are getting weirder and weirder
when was last time you bought a bigger size bra?
What type of question is that?
mine dont tend to wear out. why do they wear out?
Just like clothes, things get old and wear out
i dont know, juices on them? worn out? things like that
Well naturally underwear wears out, I'm sure yours does too
ever ruined a pair of undies or bra?
Ruined how?
where did u buy your last bra, or underwear from?
Kmart lol
well both bra and underwear stores
they're sold at the same stores haha Bra's are considered to be underwear
Melbourne Victory. Our boys in blue!
My god, I miss the football soooo much :(
what stores are cheaper for example?
Do you mean underwear specific stores?
I would f*** you so hard.
Fair enough
any cheaper stores that still sell good bra's and undies?
Yeah of course haha
It's like the website comparethemeerkat.com.au but you can compare men's cocks to Brandon's to get the best deal :)
I don't need to compare p****' to Brandons, that's just stupid
How the f*** did you do that exactly? You're fit.
LOL No I'm not
Do you think you turned Brandon gay?
Ummm yes and no.
He was already Bi-se*ual when we were together but I think I completely turned him off girls
Well the kind you would wear? And say a nice shop :) average decent price
from a nice shop, it's roughly anywhere between $25-50 for a bra and undies can range from around the same I guess haha
I very rarely buy matching pieces from a nice underwear shop, I can't afford to
comparecockstobrandons.com.au !
Simples!
haha wtf
How much would a bra and some underwear cost?
Depends what kind really and where from
I only seem to attract women who have no interest in learning more about a man and what interests him and who don't like to talk about themselves. Women who find it hard to have a conversation. I'm the complete opposite as a man. Why does this happen?
I'm not sure sorry
Comparethemeerkat.com.au !
haha I love that ad
You could s*ck **** for cash.
I could but I wouldn't
Why didn't you borrow some money off someone?
Because I don't like borrowing money
I look at you two and think that you must have boned. Chemistry man.
That is actually the most random/weirdest thing I have ever heard
Why didn't you go to the football tonight?
Didn't have the money to go :(
Matt Loza.
NO, what on earth makes you think that?
Did yourself and Loza bone?
Who's Loza?
Why not?
Why not what? I don't remember actually saying no to anything
Did you go to the football tonight?
Nope :(
Lick my clit and finger my Pu**y. You're seriously hot babe.
Well that was unexpected!!
I want to go bra and underwear shopping with you and thought its be nice to buy you some?
That's a little random haha and extremely hard to do when I don't know who you are
legit. Can I buy you a new bra and pair of undies?
Why would you want to?
Ever had a golden shower?
No and I don't plan on ever having one!!
Why would I inbox you, Youll find out.
I'll find out what?
how long do u reckn they will last?
Who knows
Heard things about him
Can you inbox me on Facebook please? I'd REALLY like to talk about this
Just imagine how stretched she will be down there. Just imagine ;)
Why the f*** would I want to imagine my sisters private parts? seriously get over my sister ffs
hahahahahahahahahaha her bf
what's so funny about her boyfriend?
Ask her if she liked the taste.
She's as pissed off and disgusted by all this shi* as I am.
What kind of pleasure do you get from making up shi* about a pregnant girl who has a boyfriend? seriously, you're pathetic
Guys pee outside all e time, why shouldn't girls?
It's a bit harder and more gross for girls to
Why are you getting defensive if it's obviously not true? Because you know it is.I finished in her mouth........
I'm getting defensive because you're talking complete bullshi* about my f***ing sister. If you haven't noticed, I don't take that kind of shi*
Wanna bet money that she will s*ck my **** again? ;)
f*** OFF
Id still f*** you though
Good for you
She was on her knees giving me head. I promise you. i had no idea she was pregnant. I thought she was just fat.
I know that you're full of shi* okay so go play games with someone else because I don't have a care for wanks like you
last time you pee'd in the shower or outside? or took a shi* outside for the matter?
I've never taken a shi* outside and I've only pee'd outside when there's been no where else to pee but I haven't done anything of the sort for years.
I'm extremely different to what I used to be and well I'm less disgusting haha
Before you die you should try three guys ant once. All holes covered.
NO THANKS
.....she actually did. The pregnant one.
I know for a fact that you're talking out your as* so how about you f*** off
Really? So what about the ability to go nice places, do things, buy things? Sure does make life better.
Yeah it makes life better but it's not something I judge people on
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