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Ben

ben.morris

Ask me anything you like anonymously

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how was your last poop

satisfactory

ben.morris replied 3733 days ago

wiggle wiggle wiggle

YEAH!

ben.morris replied 3733 days ago

Best friend?

nathaniel

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

http://youtu.be/i8u6EodZseg

You

hahahahhahaha yeeees swagswagswag swaaag

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

What's Ellen like?

shes like princess diana and the chick off tomb raider mixed into one person

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

Are you going to start a talk show with her?

no we're opening a new pub franchise called hooters

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

Ask Jackie 'please reply'

wot?

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

With who?

my bff ellen degenerous

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

Aids is bad, check your neg privilege

thats discrimination and i wont have a bar of it

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

Moving out after school?

yessir i am and i cannot wait

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

If you were a highlighter I'd highlight my work with you

and if you were any other type of stationary i would use you for their primary function

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

What if the milk had aids

thats even better

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

Would you prefer to bathe in milk or eggs?

milk, it does wonders for your skin

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

What did you last dream about?

boo*ies

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago

Send me snapchat nudes via the secret "story" feature (it means I won't be able to screenshot ;] )

Ahhhhh clever, will do

ben.morris replied 3753 days ago
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