Matt birch
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Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
That they agreed to leave
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Last person you argued with and why ?
Lorin, because she's a female. That's just females.
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What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
Usually things are ****ed for a reason. Don't want them to do a thing, apologies aren't anything if the person isn't true to start of with.
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Who told you they loved you last
Lozie
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Explore my new orifaces.
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Is it true you keep spiders in your car to scare your girlfriend?
Yeah. A whole bag of the buggers
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
Life skills.
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What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
Money. Enough. But not enough
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When was the last time you cried and why ?
When I gave birth 3 months ago
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I heard you tried to s*ck your own d-ick, have you tried to lick your own butt-hole?
Why try when you can succeed
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I heard you and your girlfriend are raising two kids together?
Yeah. We took it to the next level. And it's 3 kids actually with another on the way. She had a quick few pregnancies. 4 months for 3 kids, that's applaudable I think
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do you rather vag *ex or butt *ex
Normal will always win. But if it's in a hole, you've scored a goal
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Landcruiser
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Nicole or lorin? Do you not get the urge to sneak one into Nicole?
Lorin. Of course haha I cannot answer that question. #innappropriate
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Plans for the new year ?
Walk again.
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What did you get for christmas ?
Coal. Santa is a mutt.
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Who would you take a bullet for?
The ones I love
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what about on her qoohme? she totally owned you #gobacktoschool #sheacedhealthclass
#finishedschool #personalexperiences #gavememtknowledge #lozisintroublenow #expectingabubs #explainstheweightgain #soznotsoz
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it seems like your girlfriend is always right...
It seems like she wishes that, considering its usually it's a 2:25 ratio my way of who's right
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why is your girlfriend so nice?
She's really not, has an attitude like an angry pitbull
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why is your girlfriend so gorgeous?
Photoshops her photos
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why is your girlfriend so perfect?
Loz, get off my qooh you retardo
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What is attractive about you?
Definitely my toes, have you seen those bad boys? They're stylish!
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Which would you rather? To give a blumpkin whilst receiving a reach around with a guy that has a sandpaper glove, or have someone stretch your anoooooos with a protractor and put a mouse up there and let it find its own way out?
Ew so gross. Neither
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What are you doing right now?
Laying in a hospital bed
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Unlucky man! Hope your surgery goes good
Thank you, much appreciation
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What have you done to yourself? Why are you in hospital
I snapped my tibia and fibula in my right leg. I'm still in hospital because I'm waiting on surgery this afternoon
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Your biggest wish ?
To just be successful. Life and wealth
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why would you date lauren lollol
even though she's a bish, she's tops
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
Miles from anywhere civilised.
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What is your biggest fear?
An empty esky
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What are you addicted to?
I secretly like the d....
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Oh okay would you like me to send it again? :)
Ah okay? Haha I dont care really
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Thanks for ignoring my question :P
Um? The only other question in my inbox says 'cooper obviously'
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How's Lorin?
Tonight? Great. Just great. Perfect
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That's good, Have a good night :)
Shall try :)
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Are you having a good day?
It's not too bad I guess, certainly getting better.
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stop talking about my sister before i **** you in the as*
Soz xx
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That person needs to stop about Tess cooper
No sh it. It's stupid
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Tess Cooper is really pretty, you knew who the question was about and wouldn't have answered it if you didn't think so yourself kid.
Are you actually that retarded? Are you the one that keeps trying to have valid points on why I answer these questions? Hahah I asked what Tess we were talking about, Tess cooper, Tess regester, Tess steinfort shall I continue?
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Tess is really pretty
Is she? I can't agree or disagree considering I don't know what Tess you are talking about
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What's your favorite fashion item ?
Fluro i
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with the way you treat girls, wouldn't be a surprise if you did cheat
Completely different guy when I'm in a relationship. Couldn't really care less about what I was like single
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if a goat had śèx with another goat and gave birth to a sheep what happened
Not Añal
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You have a car Mr Birch. You can go anywhere you like, whenever you like. The occurance did not take place at a party but was all over snap chat. Lol
That's so funny, that a week after I got my licence, I drowned the motor and can't hardly drive it lol hence the fact I'm in need of about $5000 to fix it. Snap chat? Is that right? Please inform me on who we are talking about my friend, would be lovely to know who I've cheated with hahaha
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It surely wasn't this weekend Mr Birch.
Funny when it's the first party I've been to this weekend since my party. And I've only been dating Lorin since the 2nd. And please inform me on where I've been since then :)
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I seen you cheat as well....
Awh super cute. You shared an imaginary moment with the other person who saw me hehe How could Lorin have not seen when she was by my side all weekend? Neither of us were drinking reslly
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I saw you cheat lol
Is that right? Considering I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends, and hardly drank a drop since being with Lorin, I would love to know when this was but :)
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are you bi? just a rumour i heard lol
HAHAHAHAH omg. No. No no no no. couldnt be any more straight if I tried
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Wtf why Lauren,
Wtf spell her name right. She's a perf chick
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What turns you off ?
Girls that swear. Ew. And no manners
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you so do know how Tess is lol that's why you answered te question punk
Ahh I did say 'wouldn't have a clue' doesn't that indicate that, I wouldn't have a clue? I think it does, maybe it's just me but.
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How's da lovely Tess?
Wouldn't have. Clue. Ask yourself
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Is it true your mother has *exual feeling for your *exy as tafe mates?
Negative boiz
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Do you enjoy giving an*** to wemen
Oh you know, it's not bad, but ****ty sometimes though
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Have you ever done caine?...
Not purposely
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Did you crash your car?
What, no? I drowned the motor but not even remotely close to crashing
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Party hard this weekend birch c u n t?
Partied so hard. Drank like 6 for the whole weekend. Wrecked myself.
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What is your bank balance ?
$2400
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Favourite thing to do?
Fiddle with my ute.
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You're so full of ****
Generally humans are, but we poo it out most days. So it's all g :)
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At what age do you want to get married ?
Whenver it's right
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Why would you get with Tess cooper?! When you had a gf?!
Alright, one, I didn't get with tess cooper so shut the **** up. Seriously like shut up, I've had enough of the stupid ****ing rumour. Two, I haven't seen anyone but Lorin since we started dating. I've been to her house, to work, to school and that's it. So impossible to cheat on her
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What do you love the most?
The big rig
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How long have you and Lorin been together? :)
Umm like 4 days.
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Thoughts on Lara Rossiter?
Lovely girl! Loves some jcurtain ;)
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What's this Tess cooper chick like? Is she the one who started the rumour about you guys? Hahahha
I don't know who the hell started it but I'm getting pissed off with it.
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Why would you get with Tess cooper?
Can you all shut the **** up about tess cooper? Please and ****ing thank you.
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Thoughts on Kaylee Trickey
Nice gal
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Would you go out with someone who was overweight/fat
I love them like that
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Apparently you got with Tess cooper?!
Nope
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Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
Yes I have, his initials is HP
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Lorin is the best person ever! I'm so happy for you two!
She's not toooooo bad ;)
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whoevers posting hate about lorin puts a shame to the rest of us who have had conflict with her but have confronted her in person and allowed communication in an attempt to resolve. what youre saying is not only disgusting but reflects badly on others so stop
That was written better than my english exam. AND they can't even spell her name properly.
You killed a bird
Was a deserving bird. That little bish.
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Can you bring maccas
Bring maccas to me pls
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Lauren is a ****
She is a bit of a goat isn't she.
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Did you kiss Tess cooper the other night?
Ah no. No I did not.
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Who were you with last night..? :/
Max lee and Axnick
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best friend??
Wouldn't say I have just one!
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Apparently laurin is a massive ****???¿ she might have sti? Just worried for you
She's good.
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apparently scanlan has so many stis?
Take it off anon. Say it again. I dare you.
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apparently you ****ed mollie?
Apparently I'm a drug dealer too, that means it's 2 things that aren't true.
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would you **** jinelle mills
Jeynelle** Not at the present time
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thoughts on jordi vacca
Love Jordi xx
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do you think lauren scanlon is a ****
Not at all. Imply is again and your skull will know about it.
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Don't you think megs gotten a bit tubby?
Meg who?