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Remember that time we gave you a mullet in year 11? You should get a mullet again
Save the mullets ex oh
Fun times haha
i think you are one of the most greatest guys ive ever bet. you are amazing!
Aww thanks :)
You remember that? Yeah, she did, she hates Mat with a passion and reckons I'm dating "the defective twin"
Haha oh gosh. Thats a lol moment
I always say the wrong thing, or go to far, I stutter a lot and get embarrassed just by someone looking at me.
Thats basically me to a t haha. Did your mum really say those things?
I'm always awkward. :/ I fūck up a lot
How so?
Maybe :) but we're always so awkward face to face that I figured this was the only way to break the ice. I didn't plan on ever telling you who I was. Because I said some depressing **** you didn't need to hear.
Yeah im tad awks until I get to know people. Hey honestly you can talk to me about whatever you want. Im that kind of person to just sit and listen :)
Haha I know, that's why I wanted to do it, while you were in the lounge room so I could see your reaction :D
Haha yeah your so mean :p
Really?!? I thought you suspected me and I really wanted to comment on your shirt or something and you'd be like "how the f#ck do they know that?!?"
That would of creeped me out so much!
Haha yay. :)
Gosh your such a loser thinking I wouldnt talk to you :p you had me going so much today :p I have had no clue at all
Ahuh. Now do you understand?
We can still chat silly :p
Yeah. He filled the pan with butter and flipped the steak really hard cause he's pissed with Gary. Ta da.
This is ashley?
Very very special. He just burnt his hand cooking me dinner.
Oh really?
I know your brother, he's more than a little odd :)
Haha yes. His quite special haha
Hahaha :D yeah I'd agree :)
What do you mean?
Haha only a little odd?
Well I could say totally bonkers but yeah :p
What's your family like?
They are quite nice :) a little odd though :p
That's totally okay
Yeah it is :) is there anything you want to know about me?
"Golly gosh"? That's adorable
Haha yeah im a little quirky like that :3
Be all like "I'm at your window" and bull**** like that. Make myself sound like a creepy stalker. When in actual fact I'm just a freak :3
Haha golly gosh :3
It's all good. You have no idea how much I want to be a creep and freak you out :)
How so?
I can't answer that question
Oh right. Sorry
Nope not cute. Not at all. :)
Im cute?
Hehe maybe :3
It would be really cute :3
I'm really sorry :(
Dont be sorry :) eventually I will know your name :3
Id rather not risk it
Oh. Okay
I bet you would. :
Na uh! If you tell me I promise I will still talk :3
Sorry :( you'd stop talking to me if you knew
I bet I wouldnt?
That's the idea :P
But I would like to get to know you better. And its a little hard when I dont even know who this is :p
Can't say :3
Aww your no fun :3
Can't say
How about the first letter of your name? And what colour your hair is?
Good. :) that's what I like
How long ago did you work at kfc?
I did
Haha I have no idea who you can be :p
18, don't push it :P, we don't really know each other, we've only exchanged a dozen words.
Where did we meet?
What would you like to know?
How old you are, your name ;) how do you know me? Things like that :)
Laughing my as* off, no, I'm not lovely :)
Well tell me about yourself?
Because I'm not a good person, I don't deserve nice things or anything like that. I get angry over the smallest things. I hate myself
Oh dont say that. Your probably really lovely and someone would be lucky to have you
What else can I expect? He is the guy I deserve. He puts up with me. I'm lucky to have him.
Why do you think that?
I have my moments of happiness, but it's mostly fighting and him treating me like ****. He expects me to let him cheat and spend every night out while I clean and wait. But I am happy. I love him.
As long as your happy. But cheating is really bad
It'd be great if that happened. But no :/ it doesn't. Oh well. :(
You dont sound happy in this relationship?
I do all the cleaning, no matter what. He says it's my job to clean because he works 4x a week
If he makes a mess he should clean it no matter how much he works
Cleaning? O.o you mean there's such thing as a guy who cleans up after himself?!
Yes im pretty unique :p
Oh yeah? Then what have you done all day? :P
Basically cleaning and watching adventure time :)
Psh.. What's a bet you've spent the day in bed?
Na I havent :)
you haven't been outside yet have you? :)
Maybe ;)
It's fine :) today is waaay too hot for track pants :/
Haha yeah its a little warm today :)
Hardly :3 more like the worst of both, a ditzy cynic who acts happy and stupid because it stops people wondering what's wrong or figuring out how depressed I am
Aww you poor thing :(
Bubbles is cute and fun, buttercup is moody and cynical :3
I bet your the best of both :3
Yup!! I wanted to be bubbles but I grew up into buttercup :/ :3
Thats quite cute :3
Buttercup
Your a powerpuff girl?
Yeah it really does. I'm trapped. I hate it, I'm so lonely and depressed all the time...,. But on a much lighter note, I just got the craving to watch the powerpuff girls :3 they're so cute
Aww thats so cute! :3 I think you should tell me your name? And I dont think I count as another guy?
He doesn't like me talking to guys, no matter who they are or how long I've known them. He's forbidden me from talking to some of my oldest friends because they're males. We can't be friends, he wouldn't allow it.
Oh that really s*cks. :(
I just do. I have a boyfriend. Getting to know you more will just complicate things, I shouldn't be messaging you.
Well we could be friends? Pretty please can you tell me your name?
I do know. I know very well.
Why?
You wouldn't like it :3
Why not :3 you never know until you tell :)
Worth it for the hijinks :)
I still think you should tell me who you are ;) im like dying to know :p
... There's four seasons?! :3 that's gonna take a while
Haha yeah it certainly will :3 but so worth it :3
Haha adventure time is awesome, but I haven't seen more than a dozen episodes :/
I have all 4 seasons :p
What're you watching?
Watching adventure time actually :p
Not really, just sitting around watching TV
Thats pretty much my day today haha
Got any plans for today?
Not yet :) do you?
It's a very sensible time to get up, if you have nothing better to do :)
Exactly right :)
Don't blame you, but I can't sleep in past 9:30-10 :/ i get bored
Yeah im normally get up around 10 on my days off :)
Geeze you get up late! :P
Haha I like sleep ins :p
its friiii~day, friiii~day, :3 morning!
Morning :3
Thank you for your support :( night luke
Thats okay
You'd be unable to help. It'd be messy and horrible :,(
I could always try
I don't deserve better than him, I feel so useless without him. As if I could do better than him.
I wish I knew who you were so I could help you
Because I'm in love, and every time I go to leave he does something sweet that makes me reconsider how much of a douchebag he is. I'm stuck in this relationship that's slowly becoming more abusive. I hate it :'(
Sometimes its better to leave for someone better. You sound like you deserve someone great
I can't. I really can't. The thing is, the reason you should hate me, is I've got a boyfriend. I'm unhappy but I'm not going to cheat. I undestand why you stayed with Tegan for so long and why you stand up for her, but you deserve the best
Yeah I would always stand up for her. If your unhappy why do you stay?
You're a sweetie :3
Almost as sweet as you :3 should text me
I really would like to :3
Well my number is 0402 122 381 :3
I'm glad you think so :) it's sweet but false :3
Well I cant tell yet but honestly we should exchange phone numbers :3
No I'm not, I'm quick tempered and hormonal, with a job that's going nowhere. I hate myself and you should keep your distance while you can :(
But you seem really interesting. I would love to get to know you better
Everything seemed to go wrong and I have a migraine :( no need, I'd like to text you, but that would be going too far, you're a nice guy who deserves a great girl. I am not that girl :/ I destroy everything nice I touch.
Oh I doubt that. Your probably a really nice girl
Mine was ****, it could not have been worse :( ...maybe one day :3 that would be nice.
Oh whys that? I can tell you mine if you like? :3
Oh well, we'll just have to suffer in silence :3 how was your day?
Its was really good :) yours? we should like text? I wouldnt know your name but we can talk in private?
That s*cks :( and of course I can't inbox you on Facebook , that would be telling ;)
Haha bugga that would of been nice ;)
Yay! :) not to sound like a n00b but how do you inbox on this thing? :$
Yeah you cant inbox on this. I was meaning on facebook haha
Indeed, but we can still talk, yes? :3 :)
Yes we can talk :3
haha, you're cute. :) but that's always going to be a no, I'm sorry :/ I really only started messaging you because my mum went on and on about how amazing she thought you were. :3 I agreed
Oh you sound very cute :) its a shame you wont tell me who you are :(
But you don't really know me, plus, I'm uncomfortable giving you my name. Sorry :(
Oh but pretty please? I promise I will be very nice :3
Why? :3
I just wanted to hopefully brighten your day, you're a great guy and you deserve the best. :)
Because I would like to know who this is :)
Can't say, just thought you might like to hear you're a highly sought out bachelor :)
Well thank you :) but you should say who this is or inbox me :)
Not a question but: my mother went into your workplace today and later on told me "why don't you date a nice guy like him?"
What? Who is this?
I love your laugh. Its beautiful
Thank you. Even though I havent in a while
Something that makes you smile?
The people I love
The kindest person you know?
Very hard decision. There are a few people
Friend you cannot live without?
Swanny!
Your cute xx
Thank you :)
What do you look for in a girl?
Cute smile, easy to get along with. Nice person and good personality
What people do you miss?
All my friends
what you miss the most?
Theres some people and cuddles. Definitely cuddles
Who do you like?
Its a secret :)
get real mate you never stuck up for her and you never will
Well buddy you dont know ****. Who are you?
So coote how people bag Teagan out when in the end she did you a big favour and saved you from getting hurt. You need to stick up for her
What I meant to say. I loved her and always will love her. I know she done the best she could and she didnt want to hurt me even more down the track. I do defend her when people ask about her or I just ignore the meanness
Who are you dating?
No one currently
General concencus is that you're a great guy and you deserved better than Tegan, she was at fault not you
Well thank you anonymous person. I dont know where you get your information but thank you
You're a great guy with a huge heart. You certainly deserve the best in life
Aww thank you. x
Who is this I would like to know who this amazing person is?
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