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So you're on the hunt for $ex? Lmao don't be one of the guys that sleep with anyone interested! you can leave the house if ya wanna it's not that scary (your mind is scarier)
Sorry i should have been clearer in saying my attitude toward "being on the hunt for $ex" is not a positive one. Not to say that i dont see the point or appeal but going to any kind of effort to objectively pursue *some $ex* or leaving my house specifically for the purpose of that seems kind of shtty to me. - not to look down on anyone who does or whatever
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Minions
2015 ‧ Comedy/Animation ‧ 1h 31m
What a despicable meme :(
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Get out of da houseeee!!! ????
The door is locked on both sides
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Have you ever thought you were a $exual?
I have actually considered that, i think my libido is just kind of out of wack on top of my attitude toward being ~out on the hunt for $ex~
Idk i defs wouldn't say im separate from $exual feelings and stuff like that but right now i couldn't imagine leaving my house to go and get some $ex ya know? It would be weird if i spoke too deeply into this but ty for your thought provoking question ahahahahah
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What do you do in your spare time?
I draw all the time but in my spare time i lay on the ground ty for ur question
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Lol u lameo loser can't change ya wishes too latee
RAAAAAYYMONDDDD!!!!!!!
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So you're saying you wish people weren't fake or biased or something?
Ahah something like that. The more time passes the more stupid i find what i said. I change my wish to have a deranged Robert Berone as my dad.
DAAAMIT RAYMONDDD
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What people do you talk to that don't make sense?
I think i was following a train of thought yesterday that i dont understand today ahah. It was something along the lines of if people were objectively honest with themselves and others everything would kind of match up in their personality but that stuff is really hard to do so tbh i dont think ive met anyone who makes sense in that way.
I dont hold people to a super high standard like that but it was just something i was thinking about at the time ahah sorry
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What do you ever wish for?
Idk I wish people could be more consistent. Often I think the way people are dosent usually add up with what they say and stuff.
Or rather i wish i understood people better.
Or i wish people were more honest
Idk whatever will make people make more sense •_•/
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What are you obsessed with?
A good nights rest
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Inhale or inject memes
Memes arent a substance that can be consumed, digested and then thrown away!
MEMES IS INFORMATION MAN!! Memes can be seen by millions of people and not lose any validity. Memes are magical. Memes are forever.
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Is your cover photo an American Football reference?.... Just looks similar but any Australia version. Ahaha idk
Yes very good
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YES YOU DO U LIAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Innocent until proven guilty bruv u got nothing on me. Look at my eyes im fcked dont believe me im fcked look at my eyes honestly man look at my eyes im fuuucked
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What were you doing up is the real question.. o.o
I DONT SLEEEEEP
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A senpai:
420 blaze it. 1v1. Chix pix yerrrr kawabunga drumunimo
It real nigga hours sempai why tf u up fam lmao ,^D^, ~100~ 100~ ♡3♡
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4 REALLLLZZZ DOOOOOD
A haiku:
I blaze old people
fcking heaps of chix ye boi
Kowabunga dude.
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I speak lingolion it's pretty great ayyyyy
KOWAHBUNGAH DOOOOOOOOD
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2 da curb bby gurl!! Yeeeee boooooiii n00bz 4 lyf peace out dude kawabunga grot as meat flap pie wimp out yo
^This chicky babe is speaken me lingo
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When was the last time you got angry and why?
Some n00b tried 2 quickscope 180 kickflip me and then said "cow boogers" or some obsolete sht it was fcken grot as!! I told the f**oot to get lost and kicked the wimp 2 the curb baby girl! Ye boi!!!!!!!!
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Kowabunga dude! boibutsxxx
Aw, gross!
Cringe city grandpa
Go back to the 60s wimp
#groanzone
Ugh i hate language
Are you trying to talk? More like stop talking idiot.
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You actually sound like an eighty year old man trying be hip by saying "kowabunga dude" and it's just ugh no pls stop.
U love it -3-
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You saying kowabunga dude makes me cringe sooo much wow hahaha
I love it
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is it a fcking siiiiick p-gram?
Only the gnarliest p-gram. Kowabunga dude!
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Latest obsession?
Theres this geometric shape i remember they made my class draw in primary school (math i think). I dont quite know how to describe it or if it even has a name but ive been drawing it into heaps of stuff. (I tried to explain what it looks like here but its really hard soz ahah)
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Pls pls come to Plastic! This Sunday you'll be okay I promise! :) invite your friends so you aren't alone?
Sorry i havent been on the internet aaah next time ;-;
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You should have the confidence tho!! You're super kawaii (not keen just telling it straight up). :) :) there's so many other people out there like you so don't stress about your lack of outgoingness :P
(〃￣ω￣〃ゞ
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Awwwww well aren't you a lil bit cute yourself! Liking people is fun :) I'm surprised you don't like anyone now!! Hahah
I think i try not to tbh. Pretty crushing when you dont even have the confidence to talk to people hehe
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Why is it cute? Haha
I havent had to think about something like - which girls i like - in a while and it was phrased in a way that reminds me of what that was like ahah idk man
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Do u Lyk anyone????
This is so cute
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Are you going to bang this Saturday?
I dont think so paly pal pal lord of the rings tho its tempting ???
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Which song describes your mood today ?
https://youtu.be/kAFk0cu6gJs
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I have no surfer emjoiiiiiiii yyyyyyyyyy
I got it for 1000 bitcoins off the deep web. The suits should be coming to take me away any minuet.?h a n g t e n p a l !?
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Honestly as soon as your said you were stoked about meeting new friends in a new town that song came straight to my mind hahah!! * they'll tell me it's just bad luck, when will I find where I fit in, 2, 3, 4!!!
I have no shame. My mad emo cred can get me out of most pop punk faux pas anyways????k o w a b u n g a , d u d e .?
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That s*cks I would've just drank all the alcohol ahahah
I had to check that i didnt accidentally send myself that question. YOU STEAL MY GAMEPLAN! But yeah *insert: pop punk lyric about how i hate this town and how its so washed up and how my friends dont give a fck*
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Why didn't you have any fun?..
Just weird seeing people again and kinda cringy tbh but it was better than staying at home ahah
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Oh sorrrrrreehhhh if your day is s*cky but yeah seem v intimidated by people other than the ones you're comfortable around. Everyone gets pretty nervous and scared to meet new people and do new things so you're fine :) don't worry!! Have a kitkat.
If by kitcat you mean copious amounts of alcohol then that is some advice to live by. Gotta say after going to a party with people from my school for the first time in forever last night im pretty fcken keen to meet people who arent from my town jfc
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I gather that you're pretty shy/ have amxiety so like avoiding leaving the house or interacting with others because you don't find them interesting isn't such a good idea.. I'm sure you'll find some amazing people with the same interests if you tried!
Cool cool cool
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AHHHH the antisocial life I seeeee hahah oh well it's not that bad but if you're fine with it and like being alone then it's all okay
I like being around people just not... most people. Maybe most people come across to me as uninteresting or intimidating. Idk being alone is fine as well, getting my thoughts together is kinda hard today sozzimodo
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So you don't want more friends, money or something to do that's productive??? You're a bit weird maybe. You never know if you've never tried, you went to school for 16 years of your life you can do this too!!
Its just sp00ky is all. friends are cool but most people genuinely make me uncomfortable in principle. I can deal with people day to day and i dont want to sound like an A$$hole here but there arent many people that im interested in being around at all. Weird is a uh... nice way to put it?
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Do you normally have anxiety attacks?
Often enough that i know which situations to avoid (i think its important to say that im not trying to justify my not having a job or saying that i shouldnt get one, just saying my feels)
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Working isn't even that bad, I don't know why you view it as such a negative thing? You get $$$$$$$$$$ + frands + something to do = :)
Idk if i dont have a strong interest in something then i find it really draining to do (if that makes sense) like being around people mostly. I doubt any employer is going to be understanding if i have a panic attack and dont show up on the first day or some sht. And all for that $weet $tuff? I dont want it tbh
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Find something you're passionate about, that you love. What are your interests (music-go to gigs, join a band, play an instrument), write a book, draw, inspire and motivate others. If you find something you love doing you'll never work a day in your life.
Already on it pal thanks for the love.
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Um wow okay. Seriously. Your way of thinking is wrong on so many levels. No one wants to work a 9-5 job they have no interest in for their entire life living like a zombie. THAT is life. Accept it. If you don't accept it you'll never be happy.
Nah im just gonna lay on my floor and have my mum pour food into my mouth while i cut myself thinking about how meaningless existence is. What it is to be an 18 year old aspiring artisan. Thanks 4 the offer tho anon. Really almost gave me the motivation required to overcome my countless afflictions and woes and really make something of myself :D i cant wait to be part of the beautiful system :D :D
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So you just expect to sit around all day pondering the meaning of life while your parents work their A$$ off for you to survive and to support you while you do nothing? excuse me but you're selfish
I think youre taking me a little too seriously when i say that im "doing nothing" and implying that i plan on living as a leech forever. I figured that you would understand that i was being self depricating and overdramatic. All of your overspeculating aside dont need to be reminded of how much of a burden my life is as a flipping teenager. Nobody needs that sht.
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Youre diverting the question, however that's society no one wants to work lol but you need to work to survive, mentally, physically and emotionally. Scumming of your parents ain't cool. Like at least try even if its temporary. Yolo.
As long as we're getting deep into what work does for the human condition i could say that i hate what working does to people. I hate the idea of standing blank faced doing some menial job that i hate for a large portion of my life, let alone most of it and i hate what kind of person i'd have to become to cope with that. While i do appreciate your concern for the wellbeing of my parant*s* i absolutely dont need to work, i dont need to do anything. Yolo.
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Tafe/uni/school/job
I don’t want to take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag, and ten or fifteen girls… What the hell do I want to go off to-- and go to work for? Work for what? money? I’ve got all the money in the world, I am the king man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. Why am I going to run around and act like I am some teeny bopper somewhere for somebody else’s money? I make the money man, I rule the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.
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Why don't you do something with it then?
Very good idea. But jeez im stumped, what do you suggest anon?
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Lol what do you even do with your life!?
Lol nothing obvs
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I was referring to you going on the tv show the biggest loser, like what else did you think I meant!?..
Mind blowing wit, im dead
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Biggest loser lol
*there are way bigger losers See; person calling someone a loser as anon and then laughing at themself... in text.
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I feel you on so many levels. ;-;
And i owe it all to www.wikihow.com/howtobe#relatable ????????
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Aw no problem! You're very welcome :) most people get cranky af when I try to help because they think I'm butting in, or that it's none of my business etc so to get someone that actually listens and isn't a total A$$hole about it is cool too I guess ^-^
Gosh i hate when people express care/concern in a constructive way. I also hate cute animals, water and warm, comfortable places smh
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Ty ty :)
But srs i appreciate the kind words etc. Ive been getting pretty complacent when it comes to talking to others lately and its rare that someone goes "hey you gotta work it out" so ty 2 u?
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Pfft everyone loves memes! It's actually so easy to make friends you just have to be overly nice to everyone :3 then you can have tons of friendzzzz Bang! Is a great place to meet new homies.
Will put in extra effort next time FOR U ANON
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Oh good! I thought it came out wrong :) and there's your problem!! You need better friends, well not better just more friends that will actually do stuff with you and invite you to do fun things with them, rather than just get drunk with you! You feel!? :)
I defs feel, making friends is rough though. Not everybody likes cool trendy memes tho D: and memes are all i have D:
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Im not teasing you or judging you either btw ~ sometimes you can't face all your problems alone ( if you're okay though that's all that matters ) :D
Didnt feel like i was being teased at all :D :D :D :D
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Go out more then!? Like make it a daily thing that you leave the house and just chill at the shops or see friends idk. Often talking about it only helps short term, long term it could happen and be so much worse/more regrets and stuff.
Well considering fallout 4 is coming out in a few days i doubt ill be seeing the sun a whole lot over the next however long ahahah. Not to get too sentimental or anything but i hardly see my friends unless somebody wants to get drunk or something so hanging out with people is rarely in the cards for me. Ahahah i hope that didnt seem too sad or anything
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Uhhh lul "Drained for being too cool" hahah it's not called being a teenager it's called being mentally ill, I'm v concerned for you so could you pls talk to someone so you can be happier and none of this anxiety gross stuff, thank you! Much luv xxxx
Whilst i appreciate the concern i dont think im at the point of needing professional help. I just dont go out very often and sometimes when i do its a little hard to adjust i think. Unless you were just saying i should 'talk to someone' in a general sense in which case i already am I CAN FEEL MYSELF BEING CURED
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Who did you go with and fck you probably have social anxiety have you talked to someone about this? :(
I went with my sister and i think i was just drained from being too cool or something? But ye i think its a being a teenager thing hopefully
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Really!? Did you see someone you know!?
Nah just couldnt take the heat i guess Being in public is stressful af sometimes meng
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Whyd you have a bad time :o
I had a small anxiety thing and had to leave early, nothing too serious :)
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You should go out to Bang! More oftennnn !! It's so much funs ^.^
I should, i was there last week and had a little bit of a bad time but its usually a good time
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You should go out to Bang! More oftennnn !! It's so much funs ^.^
I should, i was there last week and had a little bit of a bad time but its usually a good time
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School was over like two years ago da ironyy
At least ppl didnt forget about me yet ;-;--;-;-;-;;-;;-;-;-;-;-;;
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WHO UP CLICC LIKE
*me smashing the fuk out of my like button*
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Did you finger solarah ?
Guarenteed still the most vigin person you know but its nice to know even though school is over people are still as immature as ever :)
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Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
Only if he had the fat t***
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Who are you dating?
****ing lol
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Were you in frankston the other day?
I don't leave my home often enough for it to be likely that you saw me... I went to my sister house a few days ago but I doubt anybody saw me around. $
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You look like an omegle noob
The fact that I have no idea what that means probably validates this. But like if it's bad... **** you and stuff.
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Lol, u should get a job at like sumo salad w/ Jett/Sam so your life isn't gey and u actually do stuff + money.
I might, but prubž not. I heard they have like three vegan salads there -_-
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Current mood?
Waiting for something on the Internet to give me some of those
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Wat. Dat only you mate!
You're weird for not doing it, you weird weirdo. GOSH
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Partying is for losersssss!
Real animals masterbate and cry alone. WOO
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Your life seems great and interesting.
I party, ok?
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What are your plans for the weekend?
****ing like 27 attractive womans at one time. Besides that not one single thing at all.
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What time do you sleep?
Whenever I want fgt
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#1 woooo!
http://toons.artie.com/alphabet/numbers/arg-1-50-trans.gif
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I'm actually so lame.. But thnnnnnx.
There's no way me bredda you my number 1
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I was so, so sad and man tigers jaw and touché amore are rad. They're literally god, soz but I'm serious.
There's no way you're this cool and I don't know who you are myerrahhghhuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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What!? You went to la dispute D: why wasn't I notified of this it was honestly the worst day ever when I missed them </3 but yeah I'll see you at in hearts wake anyway, I always have money for gigs, but I never go on my own I need peeps.
I didn't end up going and it is literally traumatic. over the past couple of weeks rooms of the house and tigers jaw are all I've been listening to besides when I'm being a cool guy tryna scream to touche amore
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Okie then and I actually do, I haven't been for a while bur I really wanted to go to La Dispute but no one wanted to come with me :( Violent Soho is playing on Triple J right nowwwaaaa!!
Ay **** you you should have gone to la dispute with me I just needed people to go with me bruh, straight up go to shows with me all of the time. I will get a job for you.
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Who's Sam going with? Did he just invite you?
I don't know he just mentioned it, I guess whoever else is going.do you go to shows often?
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NO.
Definitelyabsolutelycertainlypositvelyyes.
We'll see
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Y'know it, I'll tell 'em you said hi.
IM GONNA BE THERE
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I killed the prom queen, bury tomorrow and hellions.. I don't listen to them but still
hellions are ok I think they did talk smack about I exalt once tho. That ain't on.
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The ghost inside tho. :(
OOOHHH DUDEI DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT THEY WOULD BE THERE......,.. Anybody else?
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For real tho, you have to go it'll be the best time of your life! Not even kidding, and there's cool people there, you can meet the band and just..Plzplzplz.
I don't even listen to in hearts wake much i wanna be able to mosh and stuff but I got no Internet to listen to them and no frown emoji can properly express my displeasure :( :(:( :( :(
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Oh, cool! My friend lives done the South Gippsland highway thingo
#IHaveNoIdeaWhereAnythingIsAroundHere
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Where'd you move house to?
Cranbourne west ^•–•^
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GET SOME MUNNNAAY !! If you don't go I'll kill and die but seriously though like ask yo parents or something?
I'm gonna.. For real tho.
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Would you rather a life without music or girls?
This is a great question... I hate you for it. Depending on if you mean all woman will just cease to exist or they never existed. I'm pretty sure if there were never any woman it would be strange if so many people were still into girls, assuming men could procreate. I think If even one of my close female friends died I wouldn't be okay with my life let alone losing half of the population. Although, my inner misanthrope would love the idea of the end of humanity but then there would be no music and that would be lame... Music and art are all I'm really interested in doing for a with my life but I'm sure that it would be replaced by something else (culturally). It would be a lot easier to let go of knowing that people like falling in reverse, botdf etc. ****ing etc. Would be out of a job. Moral of the story is that la dispute rules rules but there are way more boo*ies than Jordan Dreyers in the world so I chose option número úno. UNLESS you were talking about if I would just never get to talk to girls or listen to music again in which case I chose music and go gay. Thank you for the question.x
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They're selling fast doe, so get on it! I already got mine. (:
ARRGH I GAT NO MUNAYY
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What friend asked you to go to IHW??
Sam George