Breanna de Hommel
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do you like peanuts?
yeah.
do my farts turn you on?
totally.
your farts turn me on, i wonder if my fart would turn you on too. but i'm too scared to fart in front of you. but everytime you smile, i fart. i love you baby, do yew lub me?
hahahahhahahhahahahah!
do you like short or long bananas? mmm.
they taste the exact same, who cares?
you're hot as. do you think i'm hot?
yeah.
hey i just met you, and this is crazzzy. but here's a condom so f*** me safely?
hahahhahaha, shut up bianca.
would you ever get in with sam harbridge? ps. it's not sam.
nah.
i really lyk yew, will you go out with me?
go away bianca.
oats a la layla, oats oats a la layla.
i love layla.
if i punched you in the face right now, do you reckon it'd hurt?
yeah.
i dunno if this makes sense, but you're my hallehluia.
justin bieber. <3
who are you whipped like whipped cream for?
you.
do you like apples?
only red apples. i hate green apples.
if a quiz is a quizzical, then what's a test?
testitcal.
SHUTUP LAVALLA slu*.
f*** off.
work dat updo guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.
my hair isnt up atm..
can i have yo' number?
you have my number bianca.
what's your ghetto name?
shaniqua.
one time i thought i was a milkshake and i began crying hysterically because i thought i was dead.
lol what?
do you like kingsley?
yeah, he is so funny!
have you ever farted because you saw a really hot guy?
hahahhahahaahhaha! no!
name your guy bestfriend and girl bestfriend.
gemma anderson and dont have a guy bestfriend.
top 5 hottest boys walking on this planet.
josh hutcherson, channing tatum, taylor lauter, chad michael murray, tom daley. <3
who's bianca?
i dunno, who's bianca?
are you a *****? do you like to do it?
i am not a *****.
if you're from africa, why are you white?
omg karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
mean girls. <3
how many times have you farted today?
i dunno, i dont count.
has your pineapple got legs?
i love pineapple!
hi. are you a lesbian?
hi. no.
hey, it's not max, would you get with him?
hey, who is this then? inbox me.
my pet dragon is on its period, it is a boy but, then it hooked up with a silly grey rooster and it went woof, then it farted and it sounded like a cat and smelled like a fish, ps. i am getting you and gras* in. x0 sarah_musgrove
no sarah. f*** off.
what did the chicken say when the toaster hit the roof of a flying purple cheese hamburgers mums lemonade? sarah_musgrove
shi*.
what would you say if 'gras*' asked yoou out? and yous had talked in person heaps before? sarah_musgrove
most likely yes. ;)
did you just fart?
no gemma.
Why do you give death states
what are death states?
IM HYPERVENTILATING :')
WHY?!
dont you hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a washing machine at you? yeah, me too. :/
yeah..
has anyone recently thrown a fridge at you?
no.
dont you hate it when you pick your nose and then realize someone was staring.
yeah.. happens all the time..
you're a great singer, would you like to do a duet with me?
yeah sure.
i like the cooler weather, do you?
i like summer.
are you going to get married when your older?
hopefully.
are you going to have kids?
well i want to.
if you have kids does that mean you are going to have se*?
yes..
do you like onions?
sometimes.
type the alphabet, i forget it.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME. X0X0X0XX0
ILL BE A PLATNUM, ILL BE A SILVER, ILL BE A GOLD. XOXO
have you ever cried because of cutting onions?
yes, i was on the weekend.
you should have justin beiber playing at your wedding.
i should. ;)
do you like the song ''as long as you love me''
yes! im listening to it atm actually! :)
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
probs.
who do you hang out with at school?
my friends.
who is someone you hate?
someone.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
i dunno, i cbf singing.
and i didn't, ha.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
like i would know..
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
nah, cause you have a dress thing on and you might only have surgery on ya mouth or something.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
what's a hearing?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
omg, hahahahah! i have always thought that too. we think alike. ;)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
that's just like 'why is the lense on a camera round but the photo is rectangle' hahaha, anwyays i wouldn't have a clue..
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
i wouldn't know, i haven't been to heaven.
Can you cry under water?
good question!
i'm gonna try that one day.
how do you feel about charne getting evicted?
happy, and feeling the need to not care, i wanted her evicted anyways.
are you a lesbian?
hell no.
whos your bestfriend?
gemma anderson. <3
have you ever made homemade sausage rolls?
yeah, i made them yesterday with a friend. :)
do you like chips?
eff yes, they are my life.
have you ever been in a car accident?
no. :)
lets take photo's of those guys behind us without them noticing..
** nek minnut **
they're staring at us laughing..
woops.
hahahhahaha! oh god..
are you hungry?
because i feel like a jimsim.
hahahhahah! you can't eat him. ;)
Describe yourself in 3 words?
i'm a brunette.
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