Brydie McKenzie
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People dammit start some gossip!
Fine you want gossip the person that makes me happy is a $exy $exy $exy boy.
And I wouldn't talk to someone if they made unhappy every time I wouldn't talk to them ya dig?
Describe someone who makes you happy every time you talk to them?
Describe someone who makes you unhappy every time you talk to them?
Somebody who is just as into the conversation as much as I am I guess and doesn't take what I say too seriously.
Or am I supposed to describe an actual person?
Should governments financially compensate businesses like museums and theaters that are not profitable on there own but arguably add cultural significance?
Yes but museums and theatres could be made as profitable or at least with some money given back such as taxes
Should governments financially compensate businesses like museums and theaters that are not profitable on there own but arguably add cultural significance?
Yes but museums and theatres could be made as profitable or at least with some money given back such as taxes
You must be sick of these questions about some lonely fella.
Here's a joke:
What's a dog's favourite musician?
Snoop Dog
Is that a joke?
yeah listen anon you beta scrub
You gonna take that anon?
Dear anon who can't get girls to like them: The reason they do not like you is implicate in the very way you speak. Self confidence and apathy to results will serve you a thousand times better then moaning about being unable to get laid.
Yeah listen that guy
HE'S AN ACTOR. IT"S HIS JOB. but yeah cgi lights were pretty good but **** YOU
Coulda green screened it
it doesnt matter who
Okay so be yourself because if it does work out with the chick and you are together you can't just keep pretending because that's exhausting. Also don't creepy, and then wonder why she didn't like you because you thought you were super nice. Unfortunately the line is thin between nice and possible *ex offender. But most importantly, don't take any of my advice ever.
tbh that bit on the steps was ****
P.S. words hurt brydie
Joel. THE CGI LIGHTS WERE COOL AND HE STOOD THERE FOR TWO DAYS! HAVE SOME RESPECT!
every girl i have ever liked has never felt the same about me, how can i keep this from happening
Joel is this you?
Thoughts on 11A?
Gonna miss those lil ****s
Thoughts on Bethan.
I haven't talked to her in ages :(
Classic gags amiright?
Sigh
Thoughts on lily.
I love lily but at the moment I'm pretty upset at her
hello where do you live i need to borrow some sugar, dishwashing liquid and season two of spongebob if you have it
We lick our plates clean so I can't help you there and I only have spongebob in my heart. But I live at 5 dandy street
Lol u bully said anon
Gimme your lunch money!
why do you hate anna
I don't but seriously Anna if you are out there girl pinned ways 2 has to happen or else it will cost your life
Thoughts on Anna?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I hate her
thoughts on helen
Twerk it girl
thoughts on chris
Egyptian
Rister Anonymoose? How full of sh*t are you? Jesus Christ.
Well I just pooped so not very :)
Imagine if your name was McRydie B Kenzie
What if your name was Rister Anonymoose
Hamish wants you so bad.
The feelings mutual
Blood contract? I will show you the key to life if you shave off your an** hairs and let me lick them.
But how am I supposed to pull that bus without them??
Joel: oh wow you said nice things about me
tis the season to not be a ****
Thoughts on Freya?
she is so nice and funny and I want to kill her for being better than me in every way possible
Favourite type of ice cream?
Salted caramel, cookie dough or ****
What is attractive about you?
My lumps
Thoughts on the jews?
There are 3 letter in Jew, there are also 3 side of a triangle there for Jew=Ilmnutti
Thoughts on Oscar?
Hahaha that guy is too cool to play pool. I love our weird ****ed up scenarios that we come up with
Thoughts on Lily?
She's so cheery and nice about everything. We used to always gossip and talk about everything (nah jk just boys) and I miss
Thoughts on Bethan?
She's so chill and relaxed, she always seems to have the coolest taste in stuff and I'm jealous of her for it
Thoughts on Meg?
She is pretty much my cooler half I love her to bits and I probably would have done some stupid **** if she weren't there to stop me
Thoughts on Hamish?
It's kind of love hate with me and him but he is so generous and always there for you when you need it
Thoughts on Oliver?
That guy is pretty fly. He just needs to learn how to put flavoring on his noodles
Thoughts on Joel?
Often called the male version of me except much more level headed and nicer. He is one of my best friends
Thoughts on Brydie?
What a hot *****
if someone told you that you could have *ex with anyone in your year level, how quickly would you say angus?
Why would I waste time saying his name when I can spend it on sweet sweet cameron lovin
Brydie says "who is this?"
Me: *insert generic my name is Jeff comment*
Wat Hoo iz dis
(.)(,)
My glass cutting nipples
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You have been visited by the almighty Lenny
Please reply "( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)" or your you will be cursed with undank memes for 7 years
If you reply Lenny will bless you with fresh memes in your dreams tonight
(-?0) brydie has once again let the dank gods down
What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
Everything. Joel I'm talking about you
Aps's, very dangerous, you go first.
Boop
I love you. Thanks for beinga great friend
Aw I love you too g
Thoughts on your year 12 class.
Um meg is in it so that's good but I forgot pretty much everyone else but I'm sure we will get chummy next year
thoughts on you're year 11 class
Everyone is so g-fresh, apart from that Leo guy
ALSO I MAKE NOODLES PERFECTLY! (Although I didn't ask that question so I'm super interested as to who did.)
Perfectly... For a baby! OH SNAP! SLAM DUNK THAT ****
NOBODY WANTS YOUR LUMPS BRYDIE.
I can't hear you. These lumps, I know you wanna slump up on these lumps, but you can't cause you're a chump, a chuuuuuuump
"Yes"
-Brydie, 2014
But what was she asked?
Okay it may have been a question Abbott asked me about joining him and Guy Sebastian in a ski lodge hot tub but it was one time!
My ****ing god I can't get a break around here.
Awww it's okay :( I'm sure you just secretly want these lumps
Thoughts on Oliver?
I love that boy to bits but Jesus Christ he needs to put some flavouring on his noodles!!!'
Brydie, why can't we better friends :(
Because I hate you :(
NO IT WAS NOT ME mother*****.
Pretty sure it was
Also how is Tazmania?
Cold and beautiful and cold and quiet and cold and historic and cold and great and cold
WOAH THAT WAS SOME GRAPHIC *exUAL **** SOMEONE JUST SENT YOU THERE BDOG.
Was it you
Cold asp then?
Why do you have some?
nah for real im not joking
It's quite graphic
i'm dead serious,
Who is this?
i want to bent you over and screw you from behind, and then turn you on your back and suffocate myself in your breasts. sorry if this makes you uncomfortable, just had to get it out there.
Hey... Thanks dude... I think... I'm positive you are joking but thanks
Do you like to eat hot as*?
Hot asp? No I don't really like eating snakes
Brydie, why IS your face?
Anonymous, my face is because it isn't
Oh look, one of the 20 others who does qoohme!
and the problem in that is...
Who the **** asked what my v***** tastes like, that's private information/
The world has the right to know
Weird first question of the month...
It's been sitting there for a while
When are you getting engaged to Joel?
Oh... You weren't at the wedding?
So, what does peter's v***** taste like? I like to think it tastes like that fish that chris tucker orders on the plane at the end of rush hour 2.
It tastes like your mother
ur a pretty retarded <3
Aww Ben<3
How are you?
Like a sly dog ready to eat the first cabbage of a thanksgiving float, you naaaa mean?
"The 4 M's:
Memes
Make
Me
Moist,
C*nt"
-Brydie
May mays
Good luck tomorrow
*cries* thank you kind stranger
Sweet B's never going to happen, for ****'s sake. Also was that guy at Hungry Jack's your boyfriend?
damn maybe one day :,(
Nope that was just Joel my lesbian lover
Why teal?
I'm just feeling it
By eyebrows do you mean ****?
Bye **** do you mean personality? Because I sure don't
What do you like about the person you dating?
His weird as* eyebrows
sikest kd out
fly isjajajakaja
How have things been? (You rock Brydie. Can people start calling you Sweet B. That would be cool.)
Pretty chill, you? Haha no one has ever told me I rocked before, I'll try and make Sweet B happen
If you do a special whistle on the right frequency outside a Nandos Brydie will be sent into a berserk rage and run as fast as her legs will take her to the Nandos and murder everyone inside.
Okay the first part is true but geez why am I killing everyone? We can live in peace and harmony as a Nandos community
I know what it means enough to know that Nandos sux
Yeah it s*cks awesomeness
Anyway please add me to your friends on msn and Myspace. We can play on Club Penguin too my mum said I could get a membership if I get 20/20 on my spelling test true story.
Lol who even has msn and MySpace, lame... See you on club penguin :D
And then this OTHER time me and my OTHER friend were at the skate park and I totally did this sick ollie on the first try and my friend was like no way true story. Tony Hawk emailed me later but I can't show you cause I think it got deleted.
No proof. didn't happen.
This other time me and my friend met Dwayne Johnson and he said that we were cool guys and that my dad WOULD come home one day and remarry mum. Then we hung out and played Terraria true story.
Were you high from smoking the marajuaweenis like a cigarette
The s h i t t e r you retard
Not needed ***hole
it means butt
Geez I know what it meant but I was intrigued about the word
they said the POOPer royjenkies
I know they meant something about the butt area I just wasn't sure what word
If you got a m*rijuana would you smoke it like a cigarette I heard you can get wicked drugged off of it man. This one time my friend (you don't know him) totally stole his dad's credit card and bought a m*rijuana and we got wicked drugged true story.
I would smoke it like a ham
'I'm pretty sure you don't know what canon means'
I'm pretty sure you don't know what JOKE means
Oh sorry that was hilarious, really.
would you ever take it up the ****ter?
The what?
Aren't velma and daphne gay? I'm pretty sure it's canon
I'm pretty sure you don't know what canon means
Nandos sux
Not cool buddy.
yeah piss of Freya... **** wait joel
I think you mean: 1. Yes 2. Piss off Joel
1. Piss off Joel
2. Piss off Joel
nandos?
1. Piss off Joel.
2. Yes
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