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Do you know how much of a f***** you are? If you were walking down a street, wait you don\'t walk, if you were skipping like the total **** gobbling f***** f***face of a Bit** that you are, and came across a mas*ive wall of erected p****es just absolutely ramming the shi* out of your mother\'s butthole, you would frolic over to the ungodly phallic shrine and decapitate your own mother so you can lick the shi* off of those thousands of ****** cocks that are held together by the thirteenth dimension of Cthulu. You are so f***ing gay that you think 9f** is f***ing hilarious and you intend to share its content with all of your f***** friends when you are done covering each other with your feces and seminal emissions. Him from the powerpuff girls would come to life as you jackoff to him and walk away because he doesn\'t want to get your aids infected spam anywhere near his body. Elton John would call you a f*****. Skrillix will call you a f*****. Your father committed suicide because after you came out to him, all he could think about was his super f***ing f***** of a son taking huge ****** Dic*s into his sissy white as*hole while he tongues the anuses of the 30 ******s waiting their turn. Please, get the f*** off of /b/, in fact, get the f*** off of this planet and an hero you piece of shi*. Your continued existence spells out the possibility that the aids virus will evolve into super aids. If that happens we are all f***ed, but I will be able to sleep comfortably knowing that your shi*ty 1 inch Dic* fell off as a result. f*** you.
Yeah haha.
Ok.
u know what i think of u Bit** dont do none of this anon shi*
are ya
What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little Bit**? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my clas* in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shi* to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable as* off the face of the continent, you little shi*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shi* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.
Whilst in the womb I absorbed my twin brother so that wasn't a nut you were feeling it was an undeveloped fetus.
Yeah haha.
Tall and probably both been through a lot of puberties. Cielo's crack up and has a meeeeeean sense of humour and Ben can just f*** off mate stick ta tumblr ya homo.x ily
Yeah nah gonna have ta agree with ya there mate.
Thanks g i do it for the luv
She's really pretty, nice to talk to, funny and yeah nah idk haven't met her but I'd like to.
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Physical: I don’t look for too many things physically, primarily because that’s just not my main concern, but I would have a few preferences (not qualifications)
Someone shorter than me
No specific hair color in mind to be honest
Just someone that looks good, I mean most girls would fit this
Someone that doesn’t overdose on makeup
Someone that dresses casually and appropriately (not like a nun, but by no means someone that I would mistake for a prostitute)
Someone around my age (dependent on my age at that point)
Personality: This is something that is extremely hard to pinpoint, because similar to most people, I can tell whether I like a person or not.
Someone that doesn’t expect too much romance. Not that I wouldn’t make any effort and I would want someone without any emotions, but I wouldn’t want someone that strives to have a relationship like the one in the notebook.
Someone that’s very intelligent. I’m very outspoken and I typically like to talk about topics that would normally be not of interest to most 14/15 year olds. I would like to be able to sit down with someone and discuss politics and current events, for example.
Someone that’s very relaxed. Like an awesome date for me would be ordering in sushi and playing mario kart for 3 hours and being aggressive.
Someone that knows how to balance the aspects of their personality and has similar moods to me
A person that’s familiar and has similar traditions and lives a similar lifestyle. I wouldn’t want to feel alienated.
Someone that would respect my privacy and give me alone time.
A person that doesn’t try to change who they are nor attempt to be “one of the guys” when they don’t want to be. We can each have our own circle of friends or be in the same one.
That’s all I can think of right now, but if I think of something I’ll just add it to this list.
f*** Shaun you're grounded.
because hung like an elephant.
Omfg f*** off Shaun haha.
me, cielo boswijk and been greer. no order.
I do. I actually take relationships very seriously. just because I've got a funny facebook personality and I don't take a lot seriously on there doesn't mean I don't know how to be serious. Believe it or not I actually know how to treat girls and I made a very special one happy for quite some time but I f***ed that up by being stupid.
Yeah nah pretty dece.
She's perfect. Has the most flawless skin and she's got a really good body. Seems pretty mature aswell and good to talk to. Aaaand she has really nice eyes.
Too bad you're a guy.
Do you even tregurtha?
Do you even meme?
I didn't.
Don't even know her.
Thank you :)
shi* like this isn't actually funny haha ask me something serious.
You\'re pretty funny aye f*****.
Not really no.
Love the culture, the people not so much.
Jasmine: Lovely smile and has such a nice personality. She's really good looking and is one of the funniest people I know.
Aimee: She's really nice and easy to talk to. Has the best smile and a really good body, really pretty aswell.
Brooke: She thinks she's really nice but she words things way to harshly and is so rank to me haha but idc. She' good looking but she's changes her mind about who she's friends with to often. Not really a good friend tbh.
She's one of the best looking year 9's I reckon. Don't really know her too well but she's nice from what I can tell.
Thanks dude you're the man!
Thanks dude. It's absolutely shi* but life goes on I guess.
Jess Bird: She has the most wonderful smile ever it's sooooooo good. She's got a nice personality aswell and has the best body but she can be really blunt and mean sometimes.
Olivia Small: She's so compas*ionate and has the nicest eyes ever. Also has a beautiful smile. She's so good to go to the gym with and so easy to have a yarn to. Love her to bits really.
Nice as*, nice t***, nice t***.
rnAll lovely people.
Cause I'm f***ing hung.
What's your question?
It's my self proclaimed nickname.
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Hana: She's the most positive person I know! She's so talented and is an amazing dancer. Her smile is beautiful and everything about her is flawless.
Aleisha: She's really nice and good looking and she's changed heaps but I reckon it's good how she goes out heaps now and isn't really weird.
Madison: I don't know her too well but I reckon she's f***ing cool. Nice rack aswell, quite pretty.
Maddison: She's fuccccccking perfect. She has the most stunning smile and has an amazing personality. She's so fun to be around and her accent is adorable. She's got a perfect body and she's the full package 10/10.
Because I hate the world and all of it's inhabitants.
Ask me on fb I will tell you wow ok haha lol ok wow.
Do it.
Both f***ing good ****s. Ollie cracks me up and Charlies the absolute man.
Taylor Tekawa: She\'s really cool. She\'s got a great personality and she\'s one of those people you love to be around but she\'s incredibly popular and she know it and I reckon it\'s gone to her head. Still cool though.
rnNadia Money: Meh, she\'s nice but she sleeps around a bit and she\'s too young to be doing most of the shi* she does.
rnEmma Mckenzie Peat: She has a really nice body and she\'s lovely.
rnJen Grant: She\'s an albino little **** and has nice floral dresses.
Not as many as you mate.
East hun.x
Because I don't like people.
She's so lovely. Really good to talk to and has the most amazing sense of humor. I love hanging out with her cause she's so outgoing and fun. She's really good looking but she's also down to earth and isn't up herself. I haven't seen her in so long I'd love to hang out again.
I will poon you.
churr ow g ow
Alex Searle: She's lovely, she has an amazing personality and she's one of those people you can't help but be happy around, also incredibly attractive.
Julia Cooper: I'd be like her if I were a girl. She has the most perfect sense of humor and she has an amazing complexion, really good looking.
Shannon White: One of my favorite people ever! She's the full package. Easy to talk to, fun to hang out with, good sense of humor, good looking and she isn't a shut in. She is perfection.
mail me on fb i wil tel u breh
Thanks dude I luv h9rsz.
I have a horse mask and it's made of latex. I put my willy in it and pretended I was in a concentration camp.
He's a nice guy but he backstabs me too much. Also tried to steal my girlfriend in year 8 but we got over that. Last time I saw him was when he was holding hands with like a 40 year old like wtf haha but he's alg.
Mail me ok I need some new friends I have like 0.
Pads feel nice on my nads and tampons are hard to insert into my urethra so definitely pads.
Yeah of course.
She's pretty good to have a yarn too and she's pretty buttttttt she wears way to much makeup I think she'd be quite a lot prettier without it.
I had a glas* that I enjoyed once but other than that no not really.
It has a certain elegance to it.
Thank you so much :) fuk me in da but
I will poon you out.