Caleb Suratman
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Dear god....
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Reason for your last breakup?
In my defence, it was a kit Kat bar....
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Caleb Suratman, I love you :) from Jordan haha
Love you to!
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Have you ever been friendzoned?
There are other zones?
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He had done se* with me for whole night and I also get satisfied by his big ****.
wrong Caleb... Or you ruffie'd me and I don't remember any of it
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Is it true your dog is depressed with homose*ual tendencies?
I know exactly who is asking these questions haha! Yeah, he is known by some as "Depressed f*****". He just sits in a corner in his terrible sweater trembling, or trying to hump our other male dog (who, coincidently, is more than 90% likely to be a mentally retarded inbred). We try to keep him away from sharp objects, rope, and pools of water.
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In another life, were you known as Carb Man? If so, is there any beige food that you won't touch under any cir***stances?
Hahaha true. Had a cape made out of Lard, but I ate it. Deep fried things are beige, and there are some things in the world I won't eat even deep fried...
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Your a Pokemon fan yer?
Damn straight! Although, I stopped watching/playing after 3rd generation. Bu my knowledge of the first 365 pokemon is extensive
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How would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
subtly. Turn away, hide behind an object, pretend I'm tying my shoelaces.
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What eye colour do you find the se*iest?
Ones that really stand out. Like blue, green, grey
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shepparton is a shi* hole
agreed!
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Thoughts on Zoe scali? She's a mild! Know her?
Nah, never heard of her.
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Ok. Serous question! What is the best place to get a taco in shepparton?
There is none, unfortunately. That's a very American/Mexican food, but here in Oz it isn't. never seen a place sell them, besides at supermarkets where they sell the ready made ones
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What would you rather! ( answer honestly)
Go down on your English teacher? Or have your maths teacher go down on you? Answer me!
Dear God! Well my math teacher is a man, sooo...
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Hey! Your like the funniest, cutest and most adorable guy! I work with you so you will probably know who I am :/ though if I message you, will you reply because I think we could have actually have something special! Xo
Nawwww I love you to, you blonde, wolf-tattooed, shift giving amigo! :)
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what are you up to right now?
Helping perverted people cleanse there minds over the internet....I'm just lying in bed with the laptop on this and fb.
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Do u shave ur nuts?
No, I buy them high quality, and crack them. My favourite are pistachios.
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why is everyone sending you weird as* messages?
because my friends are weird as*es
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Wtf is this a p*rn site
Nope, this is my friends dirty minds -_-
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What do you reckon about Laura Fenton ???? <3
Hot. Big "heart" ;) Taught me how to respect boundaries and to not be a tooser when drunk ahaha
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how long r ur pube hairs?
Due for a trim...
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I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? ;)
Would it taste like lepracorns?
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do u have a boner. ?
Is that a species of dog?
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thoughts on Emily crow
She's cool. I like her hair :)
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I'm wanking over you
Flattered.....
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How big is your load ? ;)
I haven't been to the tip for ages.
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why are all these questions se*ual?
Because my friends are tossers.
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how many Dic*s does it take to fill your as*hole?
You didn't finish some words, so I don't understand what your asking.
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Mas*ive black throbbing ****
Rooster then to be brown. I would talk to a vet about the throbbing
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Did I fart on your Dic* when we were doing an***??? ;)
Wrong person
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Do you think red heads are hot?
Depends on if they have been running around, or standing to close to the heating. It wasn't a hot day.
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what do you think of Tash Jenkins ?
She aiieeght :) Good singer.
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cream pie in my puss puss
Your a nice owner, giving your cat pie for dinner :)
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www.p*rnhub.com
www.messedinthehead.com
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Wanna have se*?
Im sorry, I don't know what se* is!
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Can i s*ck you doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodle? ;)
If you learn how to spell "your"
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Can I smell your panties?
Yep, but I haven't changed them for a week, and I've been running around
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Have you ever performed se*ual intercourse with a animal?
I just assessing my love life at the moment
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Touch me?
(Caleb Suratman just poked you)
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Wanna root?
Wanna stem?.....See what I did there? ;)
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if the demons lost to gws would you consider a change of support?
Nope, I will always go for the Dee's. To keep my sanity though, every year I have a team that I go for along with the demons who have a chance at the flag. This year is the dockers.
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What size bra do you wear?
D's, and with a little more KFC, I might hit the E cup
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How big is your p****?
You know the Eiffel Tower? Its no where near that tall.
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Your like a brother to me
and im into incest ;)
Your like a pet to me, and I'm really into bestiality.;)
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Hey i really like you ;)
I really like me to! We have something in common, random person!
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do you even lift?
Yep....should get onto the cardio more, maybe...