callum mckenzie
calwhythehellum
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The two parallel lines had so much in common, too bad they would never meet............
That's a shame
To get to the other slide !!! Ha ha ha
Good meme b0ss
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Dunno
So what inspired you to write Deaths hand like was it personal experiance or like something else lol
Yeah I wrote it on tour with ihw, it was a tough time
Happy for you, but I am disappointed :/
sorry :(
I really like you and now you taken :(
sorry but shes the one for me
Lewl "have you cheated?" callum such a cheater at least it means you run fast haha
wat
Have you ever cheated
nope :)
................ Favourite person ever....
riley freeman
Are you really in a relationship or is it fake?
no its not fake
Q: What goes "oh oh oh"? A: Santa walking backwards
alecia plz
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
long, drawn out, tired sigh
Who would you take a bullet for?
lots of people
What is attractive about you?
***** im perfect everything is attractive
How do you want to end 2014 ?
with a bang
Oh my god... I think it may be time for my really bad ranging skills. You have thought you saw him doing stuff but I don't give a damn, stop harassing him. I know he wouldn't do that so :P
Love you cal don't listen to this random
Tomato xx graceivy123
i love you
So what if I saw a guy who looked like you hooking up with a girl a couple if weeks ago... How would grace feel about that?
Well it would be a lie or someone else because it wasn't me
Not even once? Like a random hook up?
No
Have you ever cheated on Grace?
no, why even bother asking that?
Fine I'll go with music instead of my once great comedic career graceivy123
better option babe
There you go again... My heart just broke... Like broke in two.. My humor was all I had going for me and now you have crushed my hilariousness .. So :/ <\3
lol
I'm freaking hilarious... Be nice to me
lol no
People are funny... Just saying graceivy123
youre not funny
I'm spamming you with annoying qooh's but you probably don't care cause like I'm awesome :P graceivy123
......
Can you just accept that they're happy? Don't make assumptions or try to nosy into their relationship. I know them both and they're both wonderful people! So please leave them(: TayStanisic
you are the best person ever
Oh no ... There must be another grace I ... No #heartbroken the random was right my heart has been truly smashed graceivy123
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#hatersgonnahatepotatosgonnapotate graceivy123
hastags belong on instagram
Well then... I'll put it anyway... I know the sort of guys that Grace usually has chasing her and most of them aren't the best people... I only hope you're different
ok
okay people calling callum a heartbreaker and saying they know hed hurt someone callums a sweetheart he wouldn't hurt a fly hes one of only few decent people i know so just haters get lost we dont need you here .
get ****ed from hodor
i have hodor on my side, **** yeah
However you're a spud thus I love you
i love you
You're a pleb... Stop being a pleb and make the move :P
i would if i could
I know Grace, please don't hurt her... And don't say "if you knew me or her"... I know you and I know what you're like... Just don't go there
whatever
every body back the **** off and leave callum alone sencerley hodor
hodor <3
Hmm I just realised you must be blind... Ha! You're stuck with Grace hahaha she's a bit of a low standard for you, pun intended
hehehe, and im happy to be stuck
Love you hookah
love you too ho
Um so pleb .... I go on here to do my usual spam and I find this??? Btw 1. Way out of my league... 2. Idk I hope your not gay, would be awks considering I'm apparently dating you... 3. Hi
Xx
hi xx.... and no dont even youre out of mine
i love you halfman, love hodor aka salamanderman
i love you to xx, love halfman
How do you even attract someone like that, no offence ... But teach me your ways
dude, i dont even know
How the hell did you get a girl like that?
honestly i have no ****ing clue
Grace...aye... Now I know a name I can Facebook stalk.........
stalky stalk
Ok the deal is, I don't know who this girl is but if you screw with her I will be very annoyed... All I am sayings is please don't hurt her
well if you knew me or her, you probably wouldnt need to say this because you'd know that wouldnt happen
na, im a bit lost, just say?? or at least initials?
i literally gave the answer in another question
Did you and your girrlll hang out on Saturday ?
nah
How was your weekend? What you get up to ?
studied, worked, went to a friends then saw a movie, stayed the night at the friends, she dropped me home, had a nap, studied
Are you and grace together or?
yeah i guess its not point keeping it a secret
Spirits as in alcohol ?
hahaha could use a drink, not gonna lie
You are going to break her heart, its what you do
i haven't broken anyone's heart so OK then
How are exams, studying hard ?
yeah....im trying, stress is making it hard
How has your weekend been ?
Saturday was good today not so much
You are so gay... Aren't you?
im not gay....i swear im not....noooo
Why do you need your spirits lifted?
anxiety from exams
Whoever you're dating you're going to break her heart
get ****ed
whos the girl?
do some research
Your most unpopular opinion?
err, that i think cats are akin to rats
Why would you like someone that annoys you... Like seriously pleb... Time to let her go I think
meh, nah
What do you like about the person you are dating?
she annoys the **** out of me, i dont know why i like that
Your Dream Job?
infantry soldier
At what age do you want to get married ?
25 maybe
Whos tomato?
do some research
Best song you've heard this week ?
either skeptic or scartastrohphe by slipknot
Who's one person that you miss?
tomato
Are you mad at Cale?
nah, hes a mate
least trustworthy person you know?
i dont think anyone's ever betrayed my trust
Relationship status?
taken but avoiding a label
What would you suggest everyone try ?
have a glass of herbal tea and a bath when you are stressed
The most unreliable person you know ?
soz cale, i love you but
Thoughts on tomato?
ive answered this 100 times
Such a hipster flog <3
i know <3
Is Alecia annoying now ??'
also probably
Is Alecia as amazing as Grace ??
probably
Who is Grace's Best Friend For Life ?!?
i think alecia, who is probs asking this question
Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
>implying you take baths before school, showers on the otherhand
Do you have a special someone in your life ??
shes pretty special, in a mental challenged way
Do you even lift brah?
a little but not much at all
Best girl ever?
eva green
Oh my that previous "thoughts on grace Iversen" wasn't even me Haha Haha Haha Alecia strikes again graceivy123
ahh of course
Thoughts on Grace Iversen :D
shes ok i guess for a tomato
What do you like about the person you dating?
not putting a label on it so not technically dating but i like that she blushes........alot
Dude, you're kinda sorta a flog... I know I know... Who would have thought? :o
barely believe it myself
Dang flabbit... Stuffed it soz flog I'll try again
What would happen if I did mind it?
i still wouldnt care
What would happen if I did mind? graceivy123
ohhh poor effort, i now know your identity
<3 .....
Oh wait no <\3 cause you called a tomato
meh you dont mind
I will win... No tomatos here.. Only humans
meh
Can fight it and will
its a fight you'll lose
Never.
cant fight it gorgeous
It will never catch on...
it already has babe
Would you **** Kate Upton knowing she had an STD? And no you can't wear protection.
personally kates not that high on my list, so no, if it was eva green it be another story
Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
life is precious got to do what you can to preserve it
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