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f*** you for having a girlfrind
hahahah better watch out ill get her on to you
Because it's something really cool on
as cool as me? cause im pretty cool
You should remember!
why's that?
You're pre se*y
thanks mum
What you upto next weekend?
I'm not sure, probably something that i don't remember. You?
man your weird
Bet you\'re weirder
how was natasha and you at summer fair?
Good wby
just call me sift king;p
i know aaaaaaall about you's, :DD
ohhhh tell me more :))
You are beautiful.
Thx u r
jokes. i already know. mehehehehe
who are you sifty? :p
whats up with you and Natasha Mclean?
not telling x
Do you like your new host brotha? He look young, how old?
He looks like a big boy now with his se*y new haircut
What do you look for in a girl ?
Someone i can just chill with and be myself around, can cook good me good stuff.. Good gobs :)
Who do you miss?
i miss mumsy
you , now tell me (:
What a coincidence :) I love you too!
who do you love ?
who do you love?
what are u doing in the weekend babe :)
Not suuure. Havent given it much thought :) what are you doing? ;)
I see you round school all the time
say hey yo :)
Do you play any instruments
guitar, learning piano and i little bit if everything else :))
I had hash browns after school today. They were better than yours
Na u didnt bish
do you currently like anyone ?
I love someone
/:
? don't be sad young gras*hopper :-)
i wanna f*** you in the Pu**y
hahahahahaha wooooooooooh
How do u know poppy?
cute story really. it was a dull rainy Saturday evening in nelson city. i was walking down the road after finishing off some errands as i saw a young lady who had just accidentally dropped the contents of her handbag onto the road after trying to run across the crossing opposite starbucks to try and avoid getting wet. i walked over with my umbrella and helped her pick up her things. and the rest is history :) so how do you know poppy? HUH?!
Wht do you look for in a girl
i answer this all the time! but a sense of humor, fun, confidence, looks, relatable & just a goodsawtt :)
what's up with you and kalena???
we are in love and getting married
What are ya doin tonight?
nothinggg. what about you? :)
What do you think of jazz in your psychology clas* ;D
she seems pretty funky. needs a highlighter though
Ever kissed a boy?
no. but don't you think its weird that you're kinda always kissing yourself? when you put your lips together. but its just you. maybe this is the reason for kissing: you touch your lips with your own lips all the time but when you touch someone else's lips with your lips its taking away something that is just yourself and letting that other persons body into something that only your body normally does, the same for them. what the hell is kissing anyway? and why is it on lips rather than toes or something
Fetus deletus
hahaha you're really funny now we're bffls ;)
If you got a girl pregger would you run or hang round?
kill it
Weirdest thing you have ever done?
jump jam
How many girls on qoohme want to have se* with you! Seriously, I bet it's kalena
weird. i bet its some dude
Dear anon girls on qoohme, Carls single and fully ready to mingle so message him and stop being Pu**ys
YOU HEARD THE LADY
Ever been skinny dipping?
Who hasn't? its beautiful, so free.
Careful, don't let a fat bogan take advantage of you in a drunk state....
hahahahaha almost!
Fave tv show, movie, book and err...teacher?
how i met your mother/the walking dead. nemo. anything by Wilbur Smith. And my yr8 intermediate teacher Mrs. Munro. ohhhh yeah ;)
you are f***ed
shut it shi* t***
What age was your vCard lost to ze v*****
never ever
White, who the f*** are you, Jesus?! Anyway fave animal?
i like it cause it a base for any other colour. it looks good with everything and its just so plain and simply perfect. SLOTH! or Llama
Is your middle name Michael?
indeed
Oi slu* shes better than alright
ya reckon
Kalenakalenakalenakalena we all know the truth...
well, can you tell me it? :b
Let's move to England and flat together!
yes please!?! talk to me and lets make arrangements
What do you think of Poppy Postance
she's alright
Is it just me or are English accents the best?
English accents are frickin amazing. i want one
You and your mates are good looking
what mates?
Tell me a secret
can you tell me one first?
How often do you have an e***tion?
hahahahahahahahahaha all the time
I love ya sister simba
i don't
would you rather die slowly with no pain or die fast with a lot of pain?
die slowly with no pain, it would be cool reflecting on life and stuff:)
if they were alive, would you rather spend the day with hitler or osama bin laden?
osama, Hitlers a sausage
would you rather have your elbow joints facing the other way or having your knee joint facing the other way?
hahaha that's a hilarious image! probably knees
Would you rather have a lot of time but no freedom or a lot of freedom but no time?
um.. f***
while eating maccaroni and cheese.. would you rather use a fork or spoon?
depends on how sloppy it is
would you rather live in a world overrun by zombies or in the world of my little pony?
zombies x
would you rather be batman or be superman?
subat man
Would you rather have gravity shut off one day or be able to read minds for one day?
gravity! shi* imagine how much fun that would be. as long as there was a limit of how high we could go otherwise everyone would just float away and it would be awks as
Would you rather be deaf or Amish?
id rather be dead
I wanna be your best friend
Can you?!?!?
When was the last time you had se*?? And where??
se* is yuck
You gonna be bestfriends?
You wanna be best friends?
How's your new host brother? Replacing jan?
gooooodsawwt! But nobody can replace Jan <3
hey fuk u dnt cal mi dat eh il thro 1
U w0t m8
Sup!!
that's the spirit :)
Your last boner. When, where and why?
hahahahaha this is by far the best question i have ever received! about half an hour ago. can't say why cause its a secret
I win. You are the cutest.
you do not win at all! because the cutest has to win and its obviously you?! cutie xoxo
thoughts on claire thomas
Yes
Do you like working at Cotton On?
i love it
wish I knew you better babe
do it, i dare you xo
who said I was joking?
my mates uncle
Went to a party and you were the only decent guy there :)
what party? aha must have been pretty shi* ;)
are you skuxx
obviously!?!
do you have a thing with anyone at the moment?
no :D
you are actually the perfect guy anyone would be so lucky to have you, if only i could /:
jagjmdmkpgj you are ridiculous! :) :) :)
so you like her?
haha i didn't say that!
Yeah man sounds good! Best fwends forevar?
4eva and eva! xoxoxoxo
You sah hot
you sah silly
Hey Carl! You seem like a pretty cool guy :)
hey! you seem like a pretty awesome person. lets be friends? :))
well would ou go there, if you got the chance?
of course!
What party on Saturday? Maybe we're goin to the same one bro
who is this aha? that sam dude and vinnie
you and kalena have a thing?
ahaha nope
Doin this weekend?
staying kalenas on Friday and that party on Saturday and some fun shi* inbetween like stationary shopping, beach and sleep
You sleeping at my place this weekend babe? Have some drinks and some amazing se*
sounds like a good plan! :)
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