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DO YOU SEND NUDES?
This is exactly why I blocked you
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"bacbook air"
I was taking a **** and on my ipod, its better than I was expecting
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I sense a lack of beige jeans in the force
buy en masse you must
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m'lady
*white girl voice* Eww get away from me *Turns bacbook air on*
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What do you think about the most?
What suicide feels like
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Do you want the last question or the second last question?
Could I have the last question, with like a sliver of the present 8th sauce sachet! Cheers Jiffles
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would u send nudes to ur mom
>implying she doesn't already have them
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do u ever send half nudes
Depends if you're josh or not. If you are, then no. If not, then inbox me and specify which half ;)
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how d o u say to the person "hey parson , i like u" but the pirso n has the gf/bf but u jus t lov e them a lot??/????//
With better ****ing grammar like that. "Hey parson I - " Im Greg" "But parso-" "Greg" "PARSON I LOV E YOU A LOT" *greg dies from the autistic cancer you gave him* LOOK YOU ****ING KILLED GREG STOP TALKING
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Something you will never be good at?
Wow **** you qooh.me you try to make this a bullying free zone, then you go and ask people to expose their insecurities like this! But probs accepting Jesus Christ as my lord and savior
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If you could, you u ever?
but fast if went i could hadnt I
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Have you ever sniffed ya dads tit ?
>implying my dad
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Nip pic for nip pic?
Ive seen yours like 3 times you little nip *****, you get none.
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Do you send nudes?
Inbox me, and maybe...
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I've asked you 50 mothafukin qestins alredy an u havnt answrrd !!!1!
http://postimg.org/image/u3k4k085b/2f898a14/ Check 'em
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A song they should play at your funeral?
I'd like more than one. 100 suns (30 Seconds to Mars) Vanilla Twilight (Owl City) That one geordie really hates to play (Geordie Walker)
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why do u always do this? steal me ciggy lighter and say u dont know me
*in heathcote voice* ciggy butt brain
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can you like get the **** away from me
*in heathcote voice* ciggy butt brain
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i dont think i do ****
*in heathcote voice* ciggy butt brain
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do i fukin know u ****
*in heathcote voice* ciggy butt brain
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OI RISSA
proceeds to insert fist into an*** cavity
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Opinion on Jack White?
I really don't know him well enough to have one. Seems nice, might go well with gravy.
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you have 24 hours to write me a poem about lego or i shoot the foot
Depression Im hanging off a cliff I could end it all I have to do is lego.
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I was feeding "Rissa" after she was raped in public backjordin
She can make her pimp fist himself with the power of thought, she can ****ing feed herself
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Remember that time that you ordered chips from your neighbours
And they still haven't given them. Remember that time you stole my Pepsi? And left half a pizza in rosi park?
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So have you ever ACTUALLY went fast?
So fast I saw why I no longer go fast
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Tony starch
****ing hell that was quick. You replied too quick to win.
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Maitland.
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How are you?
Pretty ****ing dandy
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What do you want to be when your older?
do i get a prize for the least revolting question, your facebook status claims i win a prize.i want a prize
I think there were less revolting ones. But happy, is the answer.
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I heard you can't even go fast
Dont be fuc king rude kunty
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I hope you die I will light your house
I would prefer you either dark or heavy my house
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Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
hook**s.
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Top 3 songs on your current music playlist?
1) march of the third reichrn2) fall of polio rn3) lol jks, polio is ****ing people up more than ever
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Do you support human cloning and why or why not?
Yes.rnrnSo I can finally figure out if ****ing your clone is mas********* or legit *ex
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Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
Yeah, but I don't have $30 Million, idiot
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Something you wish to have but cant afford?
****s to give
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Would you be in any way offended if I said that you seem to me to be the visible personification of absolute perfection?
-Stephen Fry
mailtand, we have been over this, quoting fat gay british men will not win me back. Try some NPH quotes? xoxo
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Who are you tuning??
my smexy exy, who else?rnrnBut srs, my radio. tuning that ***** SO HARD
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Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?
Why would you not
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Hottest song right now according to you?
1940s ovens.
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out of 10 how much do you want to root jacky?
**** his dead dog as he is already finished with it, send him a picture of it, try and claim the moral highground because its his fault I'm a cruel emotionless ***** with no concept of "purity" or "chastity"/10
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Eww. MaddiWatts
Says the pre-pubescent teenage boy?
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How far have you gone with a girl before?
Albuquerque. Should have turned left there.
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Ever had se*?
Umm, life has ****ed me a few times.rnrnDoes that count?
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Worst Mistake You ' ve ever Made ?
I accidentally once. never again.
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I'm starting to like Jack Bordin, but he hardly knows me and he will probs hate me and idk Keira_Mirror4
Seriously, talk to him. He has few things you need to hear, or get in touch with Jake Rogers. Jake is really good with these things.
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I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I'ma get medieval on your as*. Big_Small_who_draven3732639334
Aren\'t you meant to be off s*cking David Beckhams ****, with the rest of the Spice Girls?
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Word as*ociation,
when you hear these words what is the first thing that comes into your mind
1: apple
2: fire
3: doctor
4: house
5: seat
6: school
7: technology
1) Overpriced child labour
2) You can't fire me, I quit
3) Doctor, doctor who?
4) A british guy playing an American doctor, and it's never lupus
5) Green seats from primary school, they started off pretty good, then they re-asphalted the area, and the shortest one became like 15 cm off the ground, so they became shi*.
6) Great experience, most of you f***ers will regret screwing around when you are living off the reduced welfare payments that I hope the government brings in.
7) Biggest risk in human history, hopefully some idiot (I'm looking at you Mister Un) get s heaps of atomic weapons and blows us all the f*** up, we are most likely beyond saving, at least in Australia.
Who the hell do you think you are, using Qooh.me for legitimate questions?
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Hey doodle face.
It's Madddddiiii
As in Watts? Doodle face, that\'s a new one.
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Tongue punch my fart box
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ey7ix1Kv1qg9pym.jpg
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Giraffes. Socks.
That is all.
There is a special place for people like you **mon. No, it isn't hell, nor is it heaven. Many people are on this list, from Fritzl to Glitter.
What is this mystical place? The se*ual Offenders Registry.
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se*y time?
Bit** please, I am originally from Gallifrey, se*y time is always in my past, present, and future, hell, there isn't a limit to how much se*y time I can have, so if you can catch me, you are more than welcome
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If you were to come from any house in the Game of Thrones universe, what would you be?
From the only person that talks to you about Game of thrones in the morning.
Try guess
Easily targaryen. I know incest is wrong and creepy, but they support it, and danaerys is hot, and she has dragons, you\'d be an idiot not to take that.
Did I mention her dragons?
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Mr Deer Overlord
Late last week i noticed a lump growing on my back, it wasn't until i looked in the mirror earlier that i noticed the lump was in fact in the shape of a deer, was this your doing or just a co-incidence?
This was in fact a cruel joke, played by the Overlord Council. There are 5 of us, to sit at the 5 points of the Pentagram Table, forged with the bodies and souls of those who dare oppose us. They are Myself (Deer), Potato, Moose, Bear, and Lucy (Well, Lucifer, but we call him Lucy).
Occasionally, we will commit evils in this earth, in the guise of one of our brethren, and get them the blame. If you recall, nobody knows why Downs Syndrome and Potatoes are synonymous, that is because Moose Overlord went back to the dawn of humanity, and started the as*ociation VERY early on, so that you wouldn't question it.
That was, I believe, Potato Overlord trying to get me in trouble with Humans, as payback for the whole Downs Syndrome thing, which he believes to be my doing.
Sorry for his actions, but one Overlord is prevented from undoing the actions of another Overlord.
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Overlard pls
Tell that to your mother.
She really needs to get over lard.
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Y r u so iliterit f**, scootaz fo lyf
13ecoz eye m a mot0edyke
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I have a question for you overlard
Imma drop some heavy shi* for you now, this is a f***ing question asking site, so it is as*umed you have questions to ask.
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Overlard, wot iz ur view on our curent potato?
Washed, semi-cooked, un peeled. If this trend continues, we shall see great profits in the market.
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Who are you dating and why?
I am currently single, because I think I do something wrong when I break up, as I don't hate my ex, and she doesn't hate me.