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Sssstop flirting with Tyson. you have a boyfraaaaan.
Idk what you consider flirting.... But don't worry about it
tyson shut up.
Yes agreed
do you like the smell of a sweaty p****
Never smelt it but probably wouldn't no Tyson
are you angry im talking bout him
Oh no no no
jon told me you had a some with u him and ur sister wdf ?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Tyson:l
wanna have intercourse
Hi Tyson hehe
hey
Hi Tyson ya dumb slu*
you have a deeper voice then jesus
... Die Tyson
do u know what it feels like to have more pubic hair then a lion
No do you Tyson?
seen jons Dic* yet
Not once
ever finger popped yo as*hole
Never ever
if i were to come up to you tomorrow and lightly rub my e***tion between your butt cheeks what would be your reaction
Hahahahahha Tyson actually just laughed
has jon seen your elephant sized p****
No Tyson
is it ok i told everyone you have a p**** ?
Yeah I mean it's gonna come out sooner or later right?
is your p**** big ?
6 foot
have you ever felt attracted to a girl ?
No Tyson ew
would you insert a live rodent in ur b*m for 5 seconds and 1 million dollars just so scientists would know what it feels like
Probably not tyson you try
you wanna tell me something no one else knows ? :D it would be great
Omg okay!!
if someone told you they had a se* change would you tel any other people
Phst no Tyson
if someone were to walk up behind you and spank you in school what would be your reaction
Slap em
would you walk around the school naked 1 day for 1 billion dollars
Yes 100%
would you give a random persona ****job for 100 000$
Oh yeah for sure Tyson
would you flash someone your as* in the middle of the street for 500 000$
Maybe for a million
would you s*ck on a di*do dipped in shi* for 1billion dollars
That's a toughie
would you mate with a cow just the the sake of f***in a cow
Probably not Tyson would you?
would you let someone pee on your leg and walk around like that for 1 day for 1million $
That's debatable
would you let someone poop on you a full poop for 500 000$
Tyson EWWWWW!
have you ever mas*******d to a picture of jesus
Not once have you Tyson?
would you have se* with animal for 1 000 000 dollars?
Probably not... Eww Tyson
do you understand the pain of having a 40foot tree inside your an**?
No I really don't never want too Tyson
do you know what it feels like to have a full size anaconda inside you
LOL NO
aha thanks i actually thought it was funny ...... i like dirty jokes
Hahaha omg Tyson
you don't even know what a women's genitalia is
Haha omg pardon
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