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celeste

celesteyo

entertain me

578 Replies

Do you want to lick my nose for money?

i mean i'd lick it for free but if you're paying me then sure

celesteyo replied 3601 days ago

Celestical.

holaaa

celesteyo replied 3601 days ago

you are not the only one for me cause i am a dog, ohh plot twist not really just wanted to say that to you in the message im writing right now OHHH watta burn OHHH BABY A TRIPLE, YOU JUST GOT KOED IN DA FACEEE OHH

shrekt

celesteyo replied 3602 days ago

*****es ain't **** but hoes and fish

yum my favourite hoes and fish

celesteyo replied 3602 days ago

list some of your best friends :D SophieS

everyone but sophie

celesteyo replied 3602 days ago

why are your pajama pants pink

BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE $3 FROM KMART

celesteyo replied 3602 days ago

360 noscope

the real mlg

celesteyo replied 3608 days ago

My name is Florence,I have urgent issue to discus with you please quickly reply me on:([email protected]) for more details thanks.

okay sure thang honey

celesteyo replied 3608 days ago

ceelo green is da you but not yet science wait until grass x

shutup soph

celesteyo replied 3609 days ago 1

Ceelo green ask was 100% sophie omg Camille.Biazzo

jesus christ sophie HAHAHAH

celesteyo replied 3800 days ago 1

u smell lyk green

how do you know what ceelo green smells like? i bet he smells amazing tbh

celesteyo replied 3801 days ago

u remind me of ceelo green

ceelo green is great so i'll take this as a compliment

celesteyo replied 3801 days ago

YOUR MUM

omg mum i told you not to come on my qooh me goshhhh

celesteyo replied 3801 days ago

do ppl call you celly or cell, like do u have a cell phone? - grass x

YES I GET CALLED CELL, YES I HAVE A CELL PHONE, AND WHO IS GRASS?

celesteyo replied 3801 days ago 1

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

einstein

celesteyo replied 3801 days ago
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