Chelsea Osterman
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
mum
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Im gr8
Ex oh.
I'm gr8er. ex oh.
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You are a b*m face ya b*m face!
sweet
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I'm not gay guys :/ Michael.O
just warning everyone haha?
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Thoughts on ben Lorenzi :D
nice guy, like a best friend when we talk haha
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MALSHI SAYS HALOS
HALOS MALSHI! I MISS YOU!
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This person is weird. Thoughts?
what person?
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HEY BBY IT'S RUKSAAAH I WAS PLANNING TO STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT AND WISH YOU A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BUT I AM TIRED AND NEED SLEEP. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AND I HOPE YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO LOLLIES AND CHOCOLATES!!!
ILYS RUKIYE
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<3
BY THE WAY I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY QUESTIONS AND PICK UP LINES ON QOOH.ME ;) :D
LOVE RUKSAAH
haha I did, ilys bby
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Ur funny. Matt Pax. Gay or no??
thanks :D nah he's not
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My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
take it then
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Ask ur bro if he is gay plz :D
he said he's not :)
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I'm not staring at your boo*s. I'm staring at your heart.
yaahh
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Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
it's rolling in the deep..
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Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.
I don't draw, soz
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Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.
I ACTUALLY DO LIKE WHALES :O
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Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
that escalated quickly
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Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boo*s up all day for free?
haha who is this?
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Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
haha
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My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
sure thing
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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
:) who even is this haha
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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
oh
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Is ur brother gay??
not that I know of
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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
aw
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm always this hot ;)
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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I like this one
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
great
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
cute as
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and an e***tion? I don't have a Ferrari.
hahahahaha
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Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this **** in your as*.
k
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Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
hahaha
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Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
sure
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You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your as*.
oh
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do you live the yolo life?
always
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Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that as*.
don't kill me but what's a keg again?
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what does yolo mean to you?
yolo means life.
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F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
haha well ****
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'
haha
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
that's actually a great pickup line, I'm stealing that.
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You know what I like in a girl? My ****.
I'm sure you do
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Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat as*.
hahaha
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would you tell your kids to live the yolo life?
yes.
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You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
no, I'm your big toe lel
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I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
k
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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
HAHAHAHA
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I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
gr9
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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
haha
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Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
0_0
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
great
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
oh
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Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a ****.
haha
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do you want to get married?
yes.
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DO YOU WANT THE D?
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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CAUSE I'VE GOT THE D
OKAY
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YOU GO GLEN COCO
I know right
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I WANT TO DO THE FRICK FRACK WITH YOU
OKAY
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chelsea you can't just ask people why they are so white.
**** not again
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do you have a burn book?
nope
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why do you have a book of faces?
because I live the yolo life
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do you have facebook?
I do
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MY D IS WAITING FOR YOU
GREAT
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qooh.me? i'll qooh.you ;)
hahahahaha
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MY D WILL BE ALL OVER YOU
OKAY
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...or maybe you will be all over my D
oh
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HAVE YOU EVER DONE THE FRICK FRACK WITH SOMEONE?
NO
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CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RANDOOMMMMMMM
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i want a margherita pizza with pineapples on top.
sounds good
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14. What would you do if you were ever caught having *ex?
probs be like WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM 0_0
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6. Do you watch/read p*rnography?
nup
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3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I have a single bed :(
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*ex in the morning, afternoon or night?
night
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What happens if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?
it doesn't
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What is Satan's last name?
hell
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I'VE GOT MY EYES ON YOU
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you're everything that I see >:)
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If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
because they don't live the yolo life
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What color is your underwear?
black
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How much milk does a Milky way have?
10 grams
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Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
so the zombie won't come up from the ground
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Why is clear regarded as a color?
because it doesn't want to be left out
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HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
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If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
cows
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What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
no, they're specialer
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Why is it that they say penny for your thoughts and yet you have to put your two cents worth?
because yolo
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How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
because I'm fab
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Which teacher did you feel attracted to when you were in school?
none, they're all ugly haha
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Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?
yes. I died.
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you are gorgeous
thanks beb
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YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
AH IM SORRY D:
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why did you change your name to chelsea?
because yolo
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i thought osterman was your name?
TOO MANY QUESTIONS D:
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is chelsea your name?
tis
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i love your eyes. they remind me of the pacific ocean
thanks bby
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