Evanz Chimwala
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How many girlfriends have you dated?
Ah bwanji iweyo?
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umadya mitanda ingati ya nsima?
zimatengera ndi chipande chake,ngati chakwanu chija nditha kudya umodzi okha,coz ndi chi fosholo.
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umadya mitanda ingati ya nsima?usayankhe zopusatu
it depends ndi chipande chake,ngati chakwanu chija nditha kudya umodzi,coz ndi chi fosholo.
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is it true dat u r crazy coz of dat bus accident u got involved at linthipe?ppo say ur brain got messed up
i remember the accident,but i neva got crazy s*cker!...and my brain wasnt all dat bad...mxi!
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Do u stil shake your ear?
Mbuzi iwe eti?choka!lol
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Why shud i shut up?,coz i said yo cute?how old are you hotie?
u wanna kno my age?,u got a calculator ryt there?
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hey yo. . . wat if we make it December. ?
ok man,cul.
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Hav u ever tested hemp the jamaican staple food
yeah,i think so,wen i was a kid.
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Grand Theft Auto yaku Somalia ya mu wheelbarrow
ya man ajawo aku nkhamenya,adadya zakudya zokapatsa nkhumba aja?
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Haha k man, dude u gat GTA SOMALIA z t tru?
Dont even kno what it is.
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k zina zija wachotsela?
osati ndaphatikiza?
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Mkazi wa ku 49 uja kwao kuli Grocery uja.Chilipobe chbwenzi?
umamufuna?koma Innocent Banda ndikuswatu!ndikupatsa chikhofi,sundifunanso!
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U nah mean, paja hw old r u?
am 18...
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Hw many tymz hav u done t?
Done what?
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How many grlfrnds du u hav ?
whats ur business anyway?
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you are handsome dude,do you apply makeup or something?...am serious about this you are HANDSOME,Evanz!i kinda have a crush on you:)
What am i supposed to say to this?i dont flatteries though...
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u rily blv in galz dont u?
yeah,i dont,what makes u ask?
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who's in ur top five of best rappers(USA)
This is kinda hard...ok,i fil 2pac,but for the five i think i got Nas,Jay-z,Kanye west,Ludacris and Drake.
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whu z ur gf @ de moment?
search Enifa mituka,and ask her.
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Why do u update crazy statuses?
coz dats the way i am,and i dont do that everytime,do i?
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cn we say dat u want mwayi bak?
i dont listen to my heart most of the times,for i get deceived,and if u r who i think u r,u dont nid to ask,do u?
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z it true dat u had acrash on debrah??
yeah i think so...back then.
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Where do u put urself among malawian artists?
i dont kno man,but am better than most,who r u?
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i heard that u r a rapper,is that true?
yes i am.
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r u available 4 nw? Coz am kinda crushing on u secretly
hahaha!come on get real!
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wats ur type of gal?
somebody who doesnt ask questions without me knowing who she is.
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who iz ur latest catch?
u wanna kno?ask ur sister cuz am replyin her text now.
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eva had *ex?
yes!!...back then tikupanga zawana,koma ma sten anandipezerera,anandiopsyeza kuti akazi amaotcha!since then i got scared of it.
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is t true dat u waz datin Thernia?
hahaha!...dis shud be Thernia herself asking...umandihopera eti?
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Merity z sh beautful?
i think u shud see some of the American queens and try to imagine somebody more beautiful than them...am sure u will dump ur girlfwnd after dat..cuz she aint.
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Do u miss d@ phwez gal?
if u min,Merity...then u r not in dis world!.yes i do! hahaha,zakuwawa eti?
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Do u mis eliza?
NO I DONT!she is hooked up...kodi bwanji?
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are u and eliza datin?
no we aint dating!...kodi Elizayu watani?
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hahahahahaha...i'll send u aitime if u say who this is???????
obviously...its u Eliza Nguleti.
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Last 9t u wre cryn on da 4n askn 4 Eliza bak yet u sae u dnt wnt her?
Are u sure?
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Mkaladi waku THETE uja the so cald Hajilah anakwatiwa,dd t piece u? Do u stil luv ha? Do gv gv a toss abt ha? don bother abt da ID ts jb & Lastly y dd u use de mp3 code 4 when u stole t?
hahaha,i neva liked hajira...somebody stole ur code 4rm me again,but i thot of sending it bak 2 u,imandipatsa matsoka.lol
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Man Eliza mumamufunabe?
Ayi sindimufuna!...ukufuna ugwire?mxi!
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Ili sifuso kma ndemanga...ndwe womanizer
zikomo,ambuye akudalitse axce!
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Kodi chibwezi ndi thoko chilipobe? Chfukwa anandituma kt ati mukumane mawa!
Thoko uyunso nde uti?...ndikupwetekani2 ana inu!
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Axse ndmangocheza abt wezi and da lyk..i knw u neva hukd up wt them..ok?
Thanks 4 dat man.
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Y dd u break up wt wezi afta promisn ha mariage
u s*cker!i didnt promise her marriage!moreover she is a tumbuka,i cudnt pay the lobola...koma mphwanga ukundionjeza2
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How z ya new gal wezi?wat abt esther? R they ok nt to mention Enifa and isabella
i dont kno watchu talkin about...basi ndasiya,izi nzopalamulitsa ndaona.mxi!
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how many tyms av u masterbatd? Be honest
Dis sounds like dingane or arthur...ana inu ndikuswani2! pali mahopu2 pano!mxii
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Hw many gals hv u datd?b honest ndisanaulure
Mmmh...ndakudziwa mphwanga...ok,i only kno of 26...koma uonanso!
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
kachingati?
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Who are you dating currently
Thats a personal question...bwanji kodi?