Qoohme

How's the skiing going? Hahaha
Get put on the spit aswell? Hahaha

Funny how you need to use a site to ask anonymously, let's have an inbox shall we :)

Name a person you lied to today

My little brother Ryan

Isn't it funny how you've been complaining about not having a good friend and all those other little things when you had the greatest guy and you pushes him away, you know who I'm talking about, cause girl you've seriously stuffed up!

Lol nope, trust isn't there any more, too much went on, not my type. Im not comfortable enough to keep him as a "good friend" .

Have you ever farted in public?

Hahahahaha who hasn't

thoughts on sandy hannah

She's a fabulous f**get <3

What's your favorite non p*rnographic magazine to masturnbate to?

What is "non p*rnographic" ??!.. I don't read any other..

Who would you like thank today and what for?

my parents for feeding me

Can I tea bag you ?

No, thank you

Whatcha gonna do when I come for you ;)

Probs fart

Your perf chlo

Ok

How's nick ;)

Why don't you ask him?

What is your weakness?

Food

What the fuq

Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?

I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND :'( but probs that blonde guy from step up yiisssss

<3

<3

Who's your best friend?

My mum and Mikayla (:

f*****?

Oh sorry fegget*

Tbh on the guy you have feelings for

Tbh he's a f*****. Aanddd he's sweet, funny (he thinks he is), caring and a bundle of surprises ;3 damn qt

How long would you like to live for?

As long as I can (:

Who is the guy you like?

Guess

What turns you off in a girl/guy ?

Bad breath, no humour, arrogance and if they can't stand children.

Who's the lucky guy?
What do you like in him?

Naww Makes me laugh, can take a joke (humour is extremely important), he's cute asf and so nice (:

Do you like anyone

Yessssssc:

Why would you be so mean to me :( Clarkey8

I didn't say that! I haven't been on here till now D:

What is success to you?

Successfully eating my food instead of wearing it :)

You've got balls of steel

Tis why i have this qoohme, ain't afraid of nothin m8

Come watch the conjuring with me, do it! I dare you

Fine! Just because you're a *****

Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?

I'd rather have intelligence.. But If I'm only trading 'some' not all then I'd want to be good looking haha

If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?

how am i not dead yet

What are you wearing right now?

Horton hears a who t-shirt and loveheart pyjama shorts.

Have you ever fingered yourself ?

Wow dude. PG rated. Y so perverted?

What if I told you that there is a nice guy that is funny as, will always be faithful and will never hurt you, and he is writing this message, catch is I'm not the skinniest or best looking :/

I'm not the type of girl to reject you because you don't have a six pack or face like Paul walker. I just like those things that's all... Fact is. If I know we aren't going to work out you are just going to have to accept that. Maybe you're just not my type, or there are other reasonable cir***stances. Key words; maturity with adolescents and being realistic.

If you had a boy friend how long would you be together before uses did stuff?

Till we both felt comfortable enough and trust each other. If you're looking for a time I'd say more than 6 months

Awh haha well your nice then :)

How so :p

Must be a top bloke

Totes thinks he is ;p

Who the **** is aj

U tell me

Hey

Piss off aj lolz

Herpies?

Ew what the **** no hahaha I was like, 8 years old. I had a infection in my bladder or something, they had to take samples to avoid other infections and stuff

What sort of flu?

Just the flu bro

What do you call to innocent?

-I don't have a boyfriend.

What have you done in your *ex life?

Not much, I'm too innocent (;

Why did the doctor see your vag ?

It had the flu

Would you rather be slapped on the face every hour or or constantly have the urge to sneeze for an entire year

Ooh ****, thats a hard one.. Would the slapping last an entire year or jjust a day?

Whats your most embarrassing moment?

Uuuummmmm.. I don't honestly know, probably when a doctor saw my vag. It was a confusing time. Now I'm not embarrassed by anything..

Its a really nice guy

Do I like you? Why am I asking the questions. You start asking

Yes its a guy

Who is it?

When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”

Sometimes, because I'm a selfish *****. Other times no I don't

Who's your favorite person? Besides family.

I have a lot, my favourite two.. Mikayla & Jesse. Because they both make me laugh :)

I am sweet, comical and romantic.

Are you a guy though? This better not be a chick ****ing around -.-

That description suits me perfectly

Who are you

Will you give me a handy

Probably not lol.

Who is the best person and most annoying person at your work :)

Dunno, there's a lot of good and annoying people there hahah

What do you see in a good male that you you could date ?

Someone tall dark and handsome ;) haha nah, sweet, comical and romantic. Takes control but also takes a step back when necessary. Someone who keeps me on my toes, be the best of friends and the worst of enemies ;) outgoing, down to earth and a positive attitude towards the future. NOT CLINGY PLS. A trusting, understanding relationship that will never fade, even when we're old and grey. :)

I secretly like you but I don't know if I'm ready to tell you yet

Do you think i might already know?

I secretly love you but I don't know if I'm ready to tell you yet

If this is serious.. Go for it pal :)

Bra sise ?

I don't own breasts

" I would drag my balls through miles of glass to hear you fart through the walkey talkey "

Hahahaha

If you were a fish, you'd be a good fish

I am a good fish

I wanna prod ya flappa

Josh wade style

What is missing in your life?

The "life" im suppose to have ...

If you met Nelson Mandela what would you have told or asked him?

"how the **** did you come back from the dead?!" honestly, i have no idea. id probably just hug him

What would you do this year If you had no fear ?

Everything

Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?

My fitness/eating habits & Generosity to others.

Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?

pretty much everyone i know have cute normal laughs. Myself.. i have an extremely irritating laugh i can't even handle.

Who knows you better than your parents?

Mikayla Gangi xx

Best advice you received about relationships?

"Don't get into one." ;)

What happens when we die?

Well ****, Im not dead, I wouldn't know. -___-

Your cute wanna root? (((;

what does that mean? a root? like, from a tree or?..

What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own?

My virginity. hahaha nah i don't really know, i don't really value possessions, cant take them when you die... so hypothetically i value my love for my family... if that makes sense.. :)

Why are you so good looking? Let's date. chloe_elyse

Why are YOU so good looking? Damn yes ;))

When are we getting married?

when you ask me appropriately, not anonymously.. -.-

Type of person you would like to marry?

Don't really want to get married.. Someone I know I love, trust and can be my complete self around. Someone who feels the same with me. Just a cute unbreakable bond, growing old with the one. And a lot of other **** along the way hehe, that's all ^_^

i would love to give you hardcore an***

i dont want it :c

You're so gorgeous, I wish I could call you mine, or even one day..

or even one day?.. :3

Did you fart?
Cause you blow me away

dayum ;)

If you were a car, you'd be a good car,

if my name were sally, id be a car.. id be a mustang, mustang sally ^_^

**** sakes.
I mean.
You're beautiful and talking with you exhilarates me.

hahaha never would have guessed ;) thanks sugar

I want to 'smooch' you ;)

i want to smooch you lots (;

You're the one of the most gorgeous girls I know :3

you sweetie! c: thanks so much

I wish we hung out, You're adorable and I wish we were closer :(

how cute, inbox me then?

You're beautiful and talking with you is exhilarates me.

nice english ;) thank you, how kind ^_^

Iphone vs Android and reason for your choice?

Android. ive never had an Iphone. hahaha :c And iphones break easier

One thing that the world does not know about you?

ohh i dunno.. i think im pretty open to everyone about everything hahaha

Chloe,
Your really nice
Great chick
Do know ya fairly well
Can talk about nearly anything
But nothing will happen between us
I don't know why

who are you? ive probably told you the reason(s) why we can't work out.. sorry bud But thank you very much :)

Are we besties for lyf

fo sho