Chris.j.wright
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Hey *exy
Hello my dear stalker :')
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I'm honestly not joking .. I'm straight 100% girls only but gays get me going ;):G
Uhm ok... Whoever you are.. Ping!! Me on bbm (:
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I think gays are super hot :G
-.-
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U said define *exually activitie
-_- why do you even care. You just want a mental image to whack off to.
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b*** j** .. hand job .. an*** .. ? {Excuse the spelling =D}
Did I say b*** j** hand job an***? No I did not. Now go die in a hole you f*cking pervert.
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Are u *exually active with Riaan ?
Define *exually active. Cauz yes I do hug and kiss him ALL the time.
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How far have you and your boyfriend been ?
We've gone all the way to UCT together
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Who would u "do" ;) ?
My boyfriend. And that's it.
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Okay then, if you could do it with any famous person who would it be?
I don't know. I wouldn't just "do" someone /:
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How attractive do you think you are, on a scale of 1-10?
2
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How far have you gone with a guy ?
Far enough
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Why did you turn so cold?
Explain?
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
7
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Hold your head up because
you have every right to
Tell yourself you are great
and believe in yourself,for if you don't believe in yourself,it will be hard for others to believe in you.You can make of your life anything you wish.
The past is a guidepost Leezaa
You know I love you right .-. Thanks so much Aleeza <3 means the world to me
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What(/which?) Celebrity would you turn for? (Not turn over like go straight/gay)
Well I'm bi.. So this question is sort of invalid
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Heyyy chriiiss, your Cousin Cat wants to say HIII
HELLO :D See yew soooon!!!
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Truth be told, I used to be slightly infatuated with you, ;;) :) xXx
Aaaaaaw :) x that's too cute
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Ghosty wants to tell you that you are loved. You're a great person and MUST NEVER CHANGE FOR ANYONE. Cutting and suicide solves nothing. This too shall pass, Chrissy. You are special Chrissy, always remember that.
Thanks :(
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Ackermans... May 2012... Memories...
Leather jacket, new blackberry...
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O.o you're being watched..
Please kill me..
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I push my fingers into my eeeeyyyyeeessss... Its the only thing to slowly stop the ache... *dancing* miss you
ELF ;) hehehehe miss you too :'( *dances sadly*
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Dear Agony Chris. Did you know that carrots go mhaaaaaaaaaaa
Dear Jordan.
I will kick your as* if you start Agony Chris again -.-
And ps. They actually go Waahaaahaaa!!!!!!!!
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^Love your profile picture it brings out your eyes. :P
Why thank you ^^ question is, which profile picture ._.
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To infinity... Complete sentence
And beyond!!! Buzz lightyear ti the rescue
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Hey Chris! I’ve been replaced. You’ve found another friend to kiss –A
Uhm hello person? Don\'t know who you are, or what you talking about?? But if I did replace you its because we stopped talking etc. And friend to kiss??
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One direction fan?
No way in hell
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Dear agony Chris. Did you know you are an awesome person and that you shouldn't be to hard on yourself. We all love you very much. :)
Thank you so much, you have no idea how much you just made me smile :) really needed that :) made my day :)
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→Î need your pen :P
Then come get
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Oh allmighty Chris!
Your pen...is huge!
I know it is xD
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Im fat & I wld realy like 2 d8 u!
I am* and* would* really* to* date* you*
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I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up
leading to gay divorce, and that'll be
Bit**y.
True
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I live near a remedial school. There is a
sign that says, slow... children. That
can't be good for their self esteem. But
look of course on the positive side, they
can't read it.
That\'s mean!! -but funny
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I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy
thinking about far more important things
you wouldn't understand.
True true
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Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's
eyes.
Ok, how bored are you -_-
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saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the
other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to
walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water".
And I couldn't help thinking, she should
move.
True shi* hey
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British scientists have demonstrated
that cigarettes can harm your children.
Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
Hahahahahaha
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I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You
Die. I would have thought the obvious one was
“Shout For Helpâ€.
lol
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My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What
exactly am I supposed to do with that information?
They may as well have a sign saying "Random
accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky.
Lol
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When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your
taste. When I was in India last summer, I was
listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
Hahahahahahahahaha LOL
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There are one million obese children in
Britain today. Did you know, if they all jumped
up and down at the same time......they might
just lose a little bit of ****ing weight!
Lol
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I've been living with my girlfriend for over a
year now, but she still doesn't like me using
her tooth brush. Well how else am I meant to
get dog sh!t out of my trainers?
Your jokes are starting to get lame -_- but I still love you :P
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I hate fat girls who use the excuse "oh the
camera adds 10lb"... STOP EATING *******
CAMERAS THEN!"
Ok O.o
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I had the awkward se*ual history
conversation with my girlfriend, I had to list
them all right from my first girlfriend, to
her... and THAT is when I should have
stopped.
Who are you, random person sending me jokes O.o
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"What do get if you put a baby in a blender?"
"An errection."
Ok
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I have no problems with buying tampons. I
am a fairly modern man. But apparently
they're not a "proper" present. Is this true?
No
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A big girl once came up to me after a show
and said 'I think you're fatist.' I said 'No, no. I
think you're fattest'.
Lol?
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I broke up with a girl once because she lied
about her weight. I say that, she died in a bungee
jumping accident
You didn\'t really break up with her then, the rope did
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My mum tld me the best time 2 ask my dad
for anythin was durin se*. Nt the best advice Id
eva been given. I burst in through the bedroom
door saying: "Can I hve a new bike?" He was very
upset. His secretary ws surprisingly nice about it.
I got the bike.
Uhm k..
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Meow :3
The cat is out of the bag! ^^
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Jip Zuliaka
Aaw I feel special
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Ek weet sy het vir my gese Zuliaka
Ooe, praat sy van my?
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Hahaha ja ne Zuliaka
Sy is een van my beste vrienden
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Ag moet nie warrie nie ek ken vir Melissa.
Ah dis goed, sy is my beste vriend (and I know my afrikaans s*cks) -_-
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Is jy al kwaat ?
Nee eks nie kwaad nie :)
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Wand ek kan en wil hahaha
Wie is jy
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Nee nog minder jy ken my nie
Then why you bothering me -_-
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Hahaha jy wens eks melissa
Dan wie is jy? O.O is jy MellY
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Hahaha ja nou weet ons al twee nie
Is jy verveeld Melissa
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Wat weet jy wat ek nie weet nie jy se jy weet ek wil ok weet
Ek weet nie ?
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Hoekom is daar twee 3 in 6
Vertel my
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Dear Chris,
Why are u so insanely awesome?
I have 2 know ur secret.
You* to* your*
Ping me on bbm and ill tell you
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Do you love melissa
Yes, she is my best friend, I would do ANYTHING for her, I\'d die for her. That\'s how much I love her!
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Dear Chris,
Ive recently developed feelings for a female called
Dolly, she understands me,she loves me the way no one else could and i feel we have a
connection. But there is one problem. Dolly is a
Sheep. What should i do
I\'m thinking lamb for supper? How about you
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Dear Chris.
I have a terrible rash on my bottom. Would this
put my dog off having se* with me?
Dear weirdo
Stop wasting my time -_-
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Dear uncle Chris, you've been a naughty boy and if you keep it up we'll revert back to agony aunt. Once a year yours, Santa.
Dear Santa... You can take that naughty list of yours, roll it up... And shove it up your as*. Call me agony aunt and I won\'t speak to you for 24 hours!
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Dear uncle Chris (p**** enlargement) who am I?
Are you... Santa?! :D
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Lollies miss you cwissy!!!! :'( my question is... What is my surprise?? Melissa.Mostert
Lollies :P miss you too Melly :) and I\'m not going to tell you!
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Dammit Melissa.Mostert
Nice try though Ginny :)
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I'm not her. Now please answer my quiestion Melissa.Mostert
Uhm sweetie... You forgot to click \"ask anonymously\" haha FAIL
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who is Melissa???
One of My best friends
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Dear agony aunt, you don't use that kind of language for a woman!
Keep calling me agony aunt MELISSA, I dare you X-X
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Dear agony Chris, why are willy's so ugly?
Your obviously lesbian -_-
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Agony aunt se* change from woman to man
Agony aunt se poes! Who are you? Ping me on bbm and ill say yes or no
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Dear uncle Chris, what should I do with the 10 emails I get of p**** enlargements. I get about 8 from my girlfriend, but its the two from my mom that really hurts.
haha, you just made me fall off my bed laughing!
I don\'t know, get the enlargement hahahahaha (I know exactly who you are btw)
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Dear agony aunt...sorry, couldn't resist :P Ps. Ur awesome!!!
N\'jaaw thank you random stranger <3 oh, and by the way, its, \"I couldn\'t resist\" ;)
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You going to answer me? About boyfriend and homemade di*do.
Are you going to call me agony aunt again? And if he\'s dating you, then he\'s probably just BI
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Dear agony aunt, do you think I need to go have a se* change?
From what to what?
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Okay, agony Chris, then.
Much better
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Dear Agony Aunt.
Why don't you like your name?
Makes you seem all shmart and shtuff
X Jordan_Skye
Smart* stuff* that\'s right! I went there! And maybe because I\'m not an aunt! I\'m an uncle X_X
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Dear agony aunt. I've met a man who's wonderful and we love each other very much. However, I recently found in his cupboard a home-made di*do made out of cardboard wrapped in cellophane. Do you think he's gay?
*SMACK* (that\'s fro calling me agony aunt)
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Dear agony aunt. I have a chronic neck problem, but several doctors and specialists can't find any physical cause. Is it possible that I brought this painful condition forward from a past life? And how can I safely gain access to past lives to find out?
Agony aunt me again and I\'m going to smack you -_- and I have a similar problem with my knee, but it could be the way you are sleeping, how many pillows do you sleep on?
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Do you prefer guys or girls?
Its more or less 60% girls, 40% guys
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Lol miss you too!!! Melissa.Mostert
Like, SO much :\'( come visit me Bit**! We\'d tear this town apart with our awesomeness....
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Ok how about uncle answer?? No wait that sounds old... Answer guru sounds better :p
I think something like that already exists :S oh ma\'h god -_- I miss you
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AGONY AUNT I miss you lmao see I called you that again haha yes its Mel
Mel, you s*ck at being anonymous /: but don\\\'t worry I still love you ({}) and call me agony aunt and I will bite you... Again...
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Who the f*** has se* with family??? That's so wrong... And everyone using chris as an agony aunt please f*** off with your weird questions..
N/\'jaaaw Melly ;;) but everyone has their strange fetish O.o and its chilled, just don\'t call me Agony Aunt -_-
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My bf isn't realy in2 havin me perform oral se*. He says he's jst 2 sensitive & doesn't feel as gud as intercourse. I've asked otha guy friends & they its weird bcuz al guys like 2 receive oral sx, r they right?
Ok, ill accept bf, but really* into* having* se.x* too* and* good* other* and* say its weird* because* all* to* se.x* are*
And ya they are right, BUT you have to remember that everyone has their boundaries, what else makes you suspicious?
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Dear agony aunt. I've been with a lovely man for six months. He's just confessed to me that he likes to dress up in women's clothes and I'm horrified. I feel so let down that I donr know if I can cope with it.
Ok, first of all, its: \"Dear agony aunt. I\'ve been with a lovely man for six months.
He\'s just confessed to me that he likes to dress up in women\'s clothes and I am horrified. I feel so let down that I do not know if I can cope with it.\" Second of all, I\'m not agony help, but I will give advice. And thirdly, is he just wearing the clothes, or is he full out turning gay? If you really loved him you\'d accept him fully
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I am a grl of 14 & Im deeply inluv wid my cousin. We r realy close such as havin se*, going out 2 movies etc. 1 day while havin se* his sista saw us & shes torturing us & sayin she wil tel both our parents & we r 100% sure our parents wil nt aprove. Plz help
Girl* and* I\'m* in love* with* are* really* having* se** sister* and* she\'s* and* saying* will* tell* and* are* won\'t approve* please*
Ok, here\'s what you do, STOP f***ING YOUR COUSIN, that\'s incest and its just wrong. BUT if you are so in love and you are being blackmailed by his sister, then you need to explain it to your parents BEFORE she tells them. But seriously? Ew. No.
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why are you such an awesome friend??? How I miss the days of throwing knives into a tree...
Because I have f***ing amazing friends like you to keep me going ahead in life* how I miss those days too! And the days of blasting rammstein while we doodle all over the street and have a smoke and drink coffee :3
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Dear agony aunt, one of my v*****l lips hangs lower than the other. Would surgery even them up?
Dear Uneven Ursula, well, not being a qualified guinachologist, →Î wouldn\'t be able to tell you. Ask a real doctor you twit:|
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U shold date me, I r bit chubby, and me english sux a bit, bt I r gud person and I thnk I r prety 4 u lova boi!
Well I can see your english s*ckS!! You* should* am* a* my* s*cks* but* am* good* think* am* pretty* for* you* lover* boy* and uhm wtf? Ping me on Bbm and we\\\'ll talk O.o
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Ok, why the f*** do you hang out with Jordan Duffy? She has a bad taste on friends i get that but why dou hang with... THAT?
I\\\'m not even going to correct that -_- and BECAUSE she isn\\\'t fake like the rest of today society, she is the kind of friend that I can tell literally anything too and she will understand and know what to do, I\\\'m not friends with her. WE ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. Oh and by the way, if you a dude, I\\\'m going to hunt you down and cut off your p****, then force feed it to you, and if your a chick I\\\'m going to cut off your nipples and shove them up your as* V.V
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Y do u chill with jrdn? U cld do so mch btr for a frnd instd of that attention seeking ***** Jordan_Skye
Ok, where to begin. Why* you* Jordan* You* could* much* better* friend* instead* and your just a jealous kunt Jamie :P