Christian Lange
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What makes you uncomfortable?
People who s*ck on their toes
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I miss you ? I want you back?
Inbox me
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Hi boo? Jimmygirl
Hey boo ?
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I fcking hate you cnt. Hope you break your neck and die. #cyaaa
Fair enough..
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Who is the most important girl in your life right now??
I don't know. I keep fcking up too much
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What's an instant turn off for you?
Over excessive foul mouthing.
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How did you meet your best friend ?
Party
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What have you never truly gotten over?
The fact that my ex cheated on me 6 times with different people
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What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
Moving house
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I miss you but I ruined things between us..
Who is this? Inbox me
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Best friend?
I wouldn't know who my best friends are these days. Nowadays it's just acquaintances.
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What is good in your life right now?
I move soon. Thank fûck. Ky is the place to be
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What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
Move or I'll drop this on you
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Whats annoying you right now?
The fact that I have no alcohol in my system
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Thoughts? x maddixxx
Amazing chick, always good to talk to. Should inbox me more often though aha x all round amazing girl
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Why aren't you famous?
I am?
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What offends you ?
People who assume you're going to be like everyone else
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Meeee? Tayla.Bigham
Haven't known you long but one amazing chick you are ? Nice to have a break buddy. Attractive asf and hope you have a sweet Valentine's Day in Albury of all places ?
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What are you currently worried about ?
Yeah not much
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Me :| maddixxx
Amazing girl. Used to be so close then idk what happened. Need to message me sometime :)
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That'll be beasty. Cleetus
I reckon ??
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What are you passionate about?
Thursday night coming up with the squad.
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When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
2 years ago when I actually answered a sensible question on qoohme
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What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
Ciggy brah
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Me...? maddixxx
Chicka
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
Too many
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
Sams
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What is your current state of mind?
Sûck my àss
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Holly Kimberlin?
Amazing girl, she just doesn't know it. She knows how I feel about her. Leave it at that
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Big nose many höes
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Last great thing you did ?
Got my own house.
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Who do you look up to and why ?
Sam meat pie, because he can demolish a meatpie in 32 seconds
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Did you know that Tiarra has a thing for you hahaha
Good shït. what else can you tell me?
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What's under your bed?
Yo bïtch
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Current crush on a friend?
Yeah I guess so aha
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Best compliment you ever received ?
Best compliment I've been given was when someone called me fàggöt. That's a compliment right?
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Yo mama
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What is your current mood and why ?
Good thanks and you?
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Then why do people call you Caleb??
Because Caleb is one of my second names. People sometimes prefer to use that one instead
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So what, may I ask, is your real name? Christian or Caleb?
Christian?
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Why should people love you ?
Cos I can cook
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
I get more pizza. Fûck yas all I get the entire thing now bïtches
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What's missing in your life ?
This is a moment where I could say something deep and meaningful like Her Or some such thing but I'm just going to say that I'm missing pizza
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Is your year going great ?
Hah no
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Whats your Facebook name??
Christian Lang.
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How do you want people to treat you ?
Any way they want to. I honestly don't care anymore
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Oh I do know her.
And I know she fcks with guys.
She's not hot.
She's a slút
have fun catching a disease off her
Just inbox me instead of all this over qoohme. As I said she's old enough to make her own choices.
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Why she's gross and a slút. You're so much better then her
shes old enough to make her own choices. She's a nice chick if you get to know her. Why don't you try that instead of bîtchîng about her to me?
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Me? Christine4419
You're nice enough
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Rate yourself out of 10
69 duh
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Would you Fúck her?
Definitely
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Everything that I play as a dj
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Do you think jayde Adkins is attractive?
She's attractive as fûck. 10/10 great to chill with too
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What do you hate about yourself ?
Being a nice guy
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What do you want right now ?
A kiss a smile and a laugh.
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Do you have Facebook
Yes I do haha
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Tbh about Christina Gebauer??
She's a nice enough chick
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How do you deal with a break up ?
You don't. It takes time. If it was just a fling then just go f a biatch
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Come **** me all night long baby?
Depends :p
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Do you prefer skinny or bigger girls?
Don't care. Personality that matters
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Doesn't matter who I am
I just thought you should know xx
Inbox meeeee :)
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Last weeks pørno
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How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
Easy. Step 1: put listerine in a glass skull bottle. Step 2: hand to friend say that it's alcohol and it gets you fûcked up but you can't swallow it and tada you have the solution plus a prank
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
Britty Jane.
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Thoughts on meh? Jess.kungl
Don't have one
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I kind of like you
But there isn't much I can do about it now although an anonymous confession is better than none at all x
Who are you? :) x me need to know
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Honest opinion on me? BeccaLouise97
we were close for a while then shizen happened, then we got close again and now not close at all
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You never know... I could be scared to let you know who I am...?
Why would you be scared? I don't hold grudges
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Do you miss me? Coz I miss you...
Be nice if you took it off anon or inboxed me
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If there were no restrictions, no laws, no limits to what you could possibly do for a whole 24hrs, what would you do and why?
ride a muddafuddin unicorn
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Do she got da b**ty?
She got DA best bôoty I've ever seen
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thoughts on cheating little ****s?
Interesting attack at me. Considering I only ever did it once. And that was a long time ago
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Lambro m8
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What is your biggest success up until now?
Punched a brick wall an it didn't hurt
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Why should you people be treating Caleb like this? Its not fair what fun do you get out of it aye? Little ****wits don't know how to get a life or a heart for that matter... So dissapointed in you </3
Oh well, it ain't the end of the world
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I hate you with a passion. Its like fire, which can't be put out until you die
You're adorable
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People who are telling Caleb to kill himself, go **** yourselves! Leave him the hell alone! He never did anything to you
Thanks
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Caleb, your an amazing guy. Don't listen to the hate you get :)
Haters gonna hate while the rest of us live, laugh, love and have Awesome *ex! ;)
Thanks anon :) and yep, best way to live :p
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I bet your own parents don't love you your such a wànker
Just because I wank at night doesn't mean my parents don't love me?
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You deserve a bullet in your ugly face
Thanks, maybe it'll make me look better, so thoughtful anon
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Neck yourself cünt
I have a neck yes. But how is that an insult?
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Youre gonna have no one to marry when your older. You're uglier than my brothers hairy ***hole.
How do you know what your brothers ***hole looks like in the first place?
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Kill yaself weirdo
No thanks
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Do you regret hurting someone you care about?
More than you'd think
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Thoughts on me?
Be nice if you took it off anon first haha
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Thoughts on Liv??
Liv is amazing, love her to bits, awesome to chill with and has beautiful eyes
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Britt. Any day, any night
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What’s my best physical feature?
Nïgggaa wat drug you on? I don't even know you
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Thoughts on Tash, Sam and Courtney?
Tasha is my main. Sam... Well he's just the best twin brother a guy could ask for. And Courtos is one of the best girls I've ever met, she's sarcastic and awesome to chill with
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Why ate you so quiet around chelsii and Skye and then normal around the boys?
Because I feel like I don't exist unless they want me for something. I hang out with them yes but I don't feel like they want me around unless I have smokes or similar. As to the boys, bros before hoes.
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
They all need to live closer
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
Higher than a kite but drowning in a pool of jack daniels
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I miss you so much.. :( xx
I miss me too
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Thoughts on me?
I miss you loser x BryonyJadeXo
Mad chick
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What is your biggest fear?
Skye Schembri. She keeps burning the shït out of my legs
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Me? Chels.iiiii
Good chick to hang and chill with :) you have the most amazing eyes
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What does your perfect day look like?
A skatepark. Plus someone cute. A kiss a smile and a laugh.
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You're actually an ***hole. Why do you play with people's emotions? Eh.
People play their own feelings. I don't play anyone. I'm not looking for a relationship. I've tried telling these people that but yeah. Don't get attached so fast. I have my problems right now so I'm not exactly the best person to get romantic with
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What's your favorite fashion item ?
My wedding ring