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Name anyone you dated in the past ?
DO I SEEM DATEY
Who would you take a bullet for?
kitty
What is attractive about you?
literally everything
How do you want to end 2014 ?
shows and pals
What does your perfect day look like?
just chillin
What are you addicted to?
rare groove disco
What's your favorite fashion item ?
these shiny disco pants are doin me good
What turns you off ?
people who define themselves by other people are kinda not rlly my deal
What is your bank balance ?
i got some skrill, that's all ya need to know
I kind of thought you'd become a zombie under lord or something, weird
no zombies. once i'm out, i'm out
How long do you want to live?
like, until i die basically. i don't think i'll really care about what i did or didn't do past then
Your dream Job?
overlord. or maybe underlord because i'm short. i'll take what i can get
At what age do you want to get married ?
i plan on going with the flow for my whole entire life
Where do you want to live when you older?
lots of different places, i don't wanna be too rooted
Best song you've heard this week ?
Killer/Nasty by Four Tet + Terror Danjah
What would you suggest everyone try ?
glowing up every now and then. ppl have no chill
The struggle is real
SO tired of being EXPLOITED by the bourgeoisie!!!
Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
allowed the capitalist hegemony to enslave me
Who is your best friend?
i love my whole girlsquad and they are all best in their own unique lil ways
What is your ringtone?
*snicker* *smirk* vibrate
The most unreliable person you know ?
probably me
Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
yes
To the ladies: your type of guy?
cute, funny, will help me pay for university, casual about commitment
Biggest regret?
not getting a conspicuous phallic tattoo
Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
um yeah dude
Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
no because i don't know how
What do you think about the most?
skrilla
How r u so tall
i don't do drugs not even aspirin
What’s a common misconception people have about you?
that i'm short. i'm not actually short. some people will believe anything tsk
What have you lied about lately ?
i have lied about absolutely-utely nuthin c:
If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
why is lead and lead spelled the same
Who are you dating?
not in this economy
What do you do when you angry?
"heavens mercy me"
oh well i tattle tale on you nywyas
no one knows my last name so it's impossible for them to ever find me
Tell your friends they work for me now. This is my city.
are you talking about the cats that live in the cornfield my house is awkwardly placed in? because they don't care
y u change neme on facebuk?
so the cops cant find me
One thing you like about yourself?
i'm generally acid as heck
Current mood?
trap chaka kahn
I had my heart broken by dirty commies, I know your pain
*sits smugly petting cat*
Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?
yeah by capitalism
What time do you sleep?
9:30, every night :) :)
Is confidence cute?
cute on me? yeah
What turns you off in a person ?
unable to keep their chill, tries to f ck with my sh t, says ****ty things
What freaks you out ?
whenever i put any sort of strain on my right arm while my elbow is locked, i feel like i'm being electrocuted.
Which friend would you take a bullet for?
Whoever is smart enough to stay away from places where there are a lot of bullets.
Can money buy love?
no but it'll get you beer
2 things you dislike about yourself?
whatever is preventing me from finding a rich husband
What did you last dream about?
i have dreams about doing dishes and packing blueberries my life is literally composed of that right now
What makes people boring?
who cares
how do you maintain such an admirable amount of chill chvrlotte
Hush hush, my apprentice, these lessons come with time
Name a person you lied to today
i don't talk to anyone ever
What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
die
What do you s*ck at?
non violent sports
I would come off anon if I had q ooh me :*
if you came off anon in public it would be maybe embarrassing for the both of us. basically if you want to talk to me just do it
What do you find attractive?
someone who likes loveless as much as i do
Well you should look for me in a guy then :) we know how talk to each other quite well I think. Although we haven't hung out in a long while :(
Dr. Phil would advise you to come off anon. He has a Ph.D. in Psychology. However, if you don't want to, that's okay too because he is no longer a licensed psychologist. The world is your oyster.
What do you look for in a guy? :)
at the moment i'm not really looking for anything, but i guess a relationship is just two people who know how to talk and hang out with each other well, so i think that would be what i'd look for
Because err one loves yah
pssshhh pssshhhh ♥
Hey. Why you so perrddy Lil lady? ;) :)
where is this all coming from, i feel so warm inside
For realsies though you're pretty attractive.
n'awww shush, you're nice
you are the coolest person i know - sun
b ur tha best <3
why dont you just runaway and live downtown
because i'm scared of being robbed
hi ive come to take your kool license away
swag's on me i never had any kool in the first place
u r 2 much of a qt 2 h8 duh
*sits cross legged cradling face in hands* heart eyes for you
Top 5 friends?
awww i hate lists because there are so many important people :( but like, meagan, annie and magaidh are my real home crew atm.
Friend you cannot live without?
anniiiiiie
favorite black person?
obviously sundus
Have you ever farted in public?
no i'm a girl
favorite song of all time?
garbage can vandal, obviously
Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
racism is over
A super power you wish you had?
i wanna fly places. wherever i want to go.
Who are you dating?
EW GROSS! NO ONE!!! HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK EW, IM GONNA VOMIT!
What pisses you off the most?
cones
Smartphone that is on your wishlist?
i want a nokia 6085 in pink
I like your profile on facebook yo
dearest anon, i am flattered :)
i'm so glad you're so happy all the time.
The biggest mistake you made in your life?
Taking a fifth year is gonna be pretty brutal
Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
i never have serious feelings for anyone who i haven't been friends with for a really long time
you seem like a nice guy, and you stay in your lane. talking to you does not make me feel like hitting myself in the face with a rail. :)
Money or Love ?
*ex, drugs & rock n roll
Who was your childhood best friend?
Meagan Grant and Emily Kolar. We were the cool krew.
Favourite car?
customised grand caravan with flames, 200 watt stereo, and white shag upholstery. duh.
Besides yourself, name someone who knows you extremely well.
There are a few people who know various aspects of me well, but David, Annie and Eliot all come to mind straight off the bat.
What upsets you?
i don't want no scrubs
What is your weakness?
i have a napoleon complex
Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
there is a corner of my soul forever devoted to 1990s leonardo dicaprio, forever empty, except for symbolic hawaiian shirts and kitschy religious imagery collecting dust.
How long would you like to live for?
longevity is meaningless if you don't do it right, i have no intentions of dying any time soon
What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
Moral absolutism, using too many superlatives, wearing too much red, generally being boring
What is success to you?
Taking over the world.
Who do you think can hold the punk title at wess?
billy crystal
I predict You just have the most random **** in your closet
Buy all of it for $15
you should bring punk to the inbred ****s of west elgin
Only a true punk could bring it, I can only offer my support
If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
superlatives, just to confuse everybody
Let's **** babe you sew smexy
but i dress weird :(
aint no boy gon love u if you think ur better than eveerybody else
good. but wait, where did i say that i think i'm better than other people
What's wrong with these townies?
Bad haircuts
Lol "loose" your virginity.
Loose myself 2 u bby
We were going to assimilate you tbh
That's actually so endearing. Billy Crystal is such a talented person. :)
You're one of these townies too...
Didn't realise I could have myself as an option for a suitor! In that case, I will gladly spend a peaceful Saturday evening in a warm bubblebath, trying to win myself over.
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