Connor Hoetzel
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What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My NFL ball:'(
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A song you think is overated ?
Most of them
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How many kids would you like to have ?
2 or 3 maybe, at least I'm not the one pushing them out
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Probably one of my friends cracking the shts with me because I'm annoying them and they crack my skull
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
There is no way a newborn would be able to understand what I am saying
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Whats your addiction?
Oxygen
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Battery percentage on your phone?
Why os this important
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What is your idea of living the good life?
my life, but only on weekends and school holidays so I don't have to school
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
Well I just had a haircut and I'm sure the loss of those majestic locks would break a few hearts
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What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Well technically speaking the contents of my wallet are worth more money than anything I own so I'd say that my wallet is the most expensive thing I own
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If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
What ever the fck I wanted
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What would you call your autobiography?
Connors biography
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What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
Cerys
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What do you want most out of life?
Pizza is pretty good
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
Cez-dawg
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
Jesus, don't worry after I die, I'll be back 3 days later
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Cerys
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Last great thing you did ?
breath
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Best compliment you ever received ?
Damn Connor your hair is so great when it's long like that it looks so much better long than it is short
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A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
When I signed up for this piece of sht website
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Smacked a kid with a tennis racquet because he stole my turn
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What is your current mood and why ?
I'm eating ice cream so the answer is pretty self explanatory
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Describe your life in 3 words
Pretty decent atm
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Why should people love you ?
Because sometimes I say funny things
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
Wouldn't know I haven't been single in a while and I can't think of anything I'd want other than to be with my beautiful girlfriend so screw your question qooh me
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hey I'm a model :) Locki..Davies
Fak
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What's missing in your life ?
All those socks I lost somewhere that left me with odd socks
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Is your year going great ?
Suppose it is
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Tbh!!! alex.coumbe
Seem like a really nice person, haven't talked to you much but we should, every time I see you you seem to be always smiling and that's great
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How do you want people to treat you ?
With giving me lots of food
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Hey im a model scotturwin
Fak not again
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hey I'm a model Gemmareynolds
Hey omg inbox me xoxo
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Hey I'm a model sienna_grace
Hey I don't care
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Invisible kid by Metallica or Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday
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What type of people bore you ?
The boring ones
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What do you hate about yourself ?
How I always need to poo straight after I left my house so I either need to hold it in or go back into my house
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What do you want right now ?
Well right now I'm feeling like chicken nuggets
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Are you a selfish person ?
Everyone can be selfish and selfless in their own variety of situations, once again qooh.me, you have asked a **** question
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Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
Haven't even seen it yet but I know what happens and I'm not a happy chappy
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Invisionizing a future where I am the intergalactic overlord
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
No
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Project Almanac cos I got sick when I was watching it, it was a good movie but yeah
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If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
Content
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If you could choose any of your friends to be your servant for a day, who would you choose and what would you make them do?
All of them because yay
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connor you're midget. u still fit in the bath xhayleeyx
Xoxo
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
Who even fits in their bath anymore?
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
54
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Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Jesus :'(
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Who was your first crush ?
Jesus man
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What profession would you not like to do?
Prostitution
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What was your first cellphone ?
A really ****ty Samsung
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If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
Eat, sleep, ****, repeat
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What could you talk about forever?
Depends who I'm talking to, with Dalziel I could talk about footy forever, but with Cerys I couldn't talk about footy forever, it depends on who you're talking to qooh.me, get yo **** together
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lmao Gemmareynolds
How do I respond to this
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Thanks guys feeling super loved CerysLewis
:pp
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I agree with gemma scotturwin
Well I can have all of her to myself and I'm not sharing
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7billion Cerys's would make me cry for days Gemmareynolds
I can have all 7 billion of her and you can have none okay
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B like bootay
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
Everytime I answer something I get $1000
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What was your dream yesterday?
I got in a fight with a giant robot Godzilla and I died
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What would make you happy?
If there were 7 billion Cerys's
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Can a robot have conscience? If not, why? If yes, is a robot, having conscience alive?
Who comes up with this? :') Robots are a creation of metal and computers, they can't have a conscience because they have a predisposing purpose for their 'life'. Meaning they don't have a conscience, a will to make their own decisions, or the ability to feel, they are pretty much walking toasters
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
The power to have any superpower I wanted, and when I wanted it, want to go invisible? Sure. Superhuman strength? Not a problem, ability to fly? Yep, I've got that too
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Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
Getting raped, I hate you Jack Winton, will never forgive you
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Money or Loyalty ?
Loyal money
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U r a loser
Defs not Cerys:pp
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Being so gosh darn awesome
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Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
Don't have an ex
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iPhone,ipad and ipod users ,are you using IOS7 or IOS8 ?
iOS 374847
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Last person you argued with and why ?
Charlotte bc she s*cks
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What gives you peace?
Pizza
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What do you spend your money on the most ?
I dunno probably food
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What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Knowing I have to come home from Phuket tomorrow night :'(
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How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
Like they're a normal human being, be friendly, smile and say hello, I'm sure they don't want sympathy, they want help, which I can't give, but sympathy is going to do nothing
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Who do you envy and why ?
Jeebus cos he's gr8
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
12 bc I had no roolz
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A body part you think you could do without ?
I probably don't need a nose, but I guess without one I would smell terrible
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Cry because I'm happy that my p**** doesn't bleed like once a month roughly and cos I will probably have to start dealing with that ****
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Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
No
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The last thing you bought ?
Chocolate for Cerys
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A memory you want to forget ?
The memory's we have make us who we are today, if I were to forget one memory my whole life, my whole attitude could change, do you want me to be a druggo? If I didn't have certain memorys I could've been one, all the different ways we respond to stuff, it's all because of memory's and the stuff we remember, memory's are always there, good or bad, that's why I wouldn't want to lose any memory's, none whatsoever
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Dream holiday destination ?
Anywhere Cerys is
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
How to win friends and influence people
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What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
I want a premiership pretty badly, haven't got one yet:'((
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What are you allergic to?
Death, I have a fatal reaction to it
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Being on this stupid website
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Or both maybe?
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What is your biggest success up until now?
Not dying and having a beautiful girlfriend for over a year
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Cute profile pic babe, you look cute
Cheers anon, I feel it really brings out my eyes
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If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Take Cerys on as many holidays as she wanted and to wherever she wanted
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What’s my best physical feature?
Qooh me, you are a computer generated software, you have a total of 0 physical features, the closest thing you have to a physical feature is the device I am using to use you, my phone, therefore I'd say your best physical feature is your size and compatibility with my hands
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What was your last dream about ?
Me and someone I used to be friends with in grade one before they moved to schools went on a big adventure and we had to do something like free this creature and we did it then l woke up
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Plans for the new year ?
Not die
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
The Miracle (Of Joey Ramone) by U2
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What did you get for christmas ?
Christmas presents
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Just read Scott Urwins answer, he pretty much says it all
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What is attractive about you?
My b**ty
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Your biggest wish ?
If I had one wish I'd obviously wish for more wishes
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What do you miss about your childhood?
Sitting around doing nothing