Daniel Bristol
d.bristol97
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
What is bath
Current mood?
Absolutely off my chops
Do you prefer giving or receiving?
Giving as much as I can, but its nice to receive after giving
Do you miss anyone?
Yeah definitely
Who inspires you?
Jimi Hendrix
What is the saddest thing in life?
The world
Some chick on here has a massive wide on for you dude..
Yeah I reckon hey
You give me a boner
Not a p**** boner
But a boner in my heart, a heart on
An affection e***tion
So many feels
What did you last dream about?
I can't say I remember
I want to be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton :(
U qt <3
Ur so popular with ppl luvin u beb
Totes the ladies man
Awh thnx bby
What happened on Saturday night?
I woke up with a tiger in my bathroom
I really ****ing miss you
Message me !
Loving you hurts
I think you should message me and talk to me about it
Why don't you want kids?
I dunno
do you wax your chest hair?
wadiyatalkinabeet
How many kids do you want to have?
Absolutely none
Do you shave your chest hair?
Nah waxing is the way to go mate
What makes people boring?
Having no sense of humour
Ever gotten the "look of love" ;)
I dunno, il find out once I get it I suppose
What areas of your body do you shave?
Wadiyatalkinbeet
Missing u to much message miiiii
Nah you message me first coz i don't know who you are m8
U looked fine 2dai
Thnx bby
miss you
Miss you too, inbox me
Name a person you lied to today
You, qoohme
Have you ever seen another bloke naked?
Usually when I get out of the shower there's a naked guy in the mirror so yes
I'm pretty sure I've touched your kids and I'm pretty sure they have touched me.
:O
Your tacky and I hate you!
Alright you see me after class.
(Sic) by Slipknot <3 have to play that one next jam sesh! Just call me Mick Thomson ;)
Yeah yeah alright mate ;)
Don't even fkn say you s*ck at guitar
;)
What do you s*ck at?
Playing guitar, god dammit
Favorite girls?
Sophie, Taylah, Kiara, all brill girls
Got your eye out for anyone?
Nah m8
Nice holidays?
Yeah nah yeah nah
favorite song of all time?
(sic) - Slipknot <33
Cause I always have to make the effort.
Well message them and explain how you feel that way.
Someone I thought was pretty spec
Well why don't you message that person and talk to them about it ?
Cause that's how I feel
About who ?
Do you ever feel like you're special to someone then you see them act like that with everyone else and then you're just like, oh, okay
Yep
Some things just aren't worth the effort once you realise who the person really is hey
Yep exactly right anon
Are you shaving already?? I thought you were a pretty boy!!
I'm magnificent
Alright thanks mate, I really appreciate your help!! Hopefully I won't cut myself while shaving
Good luck
Like anyone?
Yeah myself bby
A super power you wish you had?
Invisibility or flying would be sick
How much cream do you put on??
I dunno enough for each part, enough to fit in your palm
I am dead serious. I've only just started and I've got no idea what to do haha.
Do you use manual or power one?
Manual blade mate
Hey awkward question, but you're one of the guys in our year who can grow a beard and I've only just started shaving, what brand razor and shaving cream do you use?
can't tell if srs or not, but ah what the f**k, gillete fusion blade and gillete fusion cream
Good p*rn sites?
Instagram
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Nah mate
Calm your tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control ;)
k m8
Missing you
Message me :)
What are you really good at?
Oh a bit of this and a bit of that you know
hottest year 10 girls
There's a couple, answered this already
Who gives a F U C K if Daniel drinks! No one sits there and goes "omg look at Daniel drinking" no. Everyone fuc.king does it so stop gossiping and being ridiculous! Ah you are all so stupid it's driving me insane!!!!!!!!!
Love you anon ! your the best !!
What attracts you to a girl?
you anon
Try defending yourself once in a while instead of getting one of your many ****s to stick up for you
They choose to stick up for me, I've said nothing, am I not allowed to have friends ?
If Daniel has the mental capacity of a 12 year old then why are you acting like a 2 year old having a tantrum about what he does with his life that does not concern you? Karolyn_louise1234
Shots fired, thnx kaz
Daniel is not a big boy he has the mental capacity of a 12 year old, if you don't cut it out Daniel your gonna get seriously hurt
Absoulute ****ing ****head
Why don't you say it to my face instead of hiding ?
Daniel is a big boy he can do wot he wants kk
ta bby
Why do you **** yourself over by drinking every weekend? Do you understand what you are doing to your mates, your family and yourself?
Please explain to me where I'm going wrong I'm dying to know
You are an absolute ****head with your alcohol
Thnx bby
I miss how close we were just only a few weeks ago before lots of stuff happened..
Message me and we can talk about it
M8 you were up to round mortal and Luke was immortal.... Ahahaha, Sophhaloaf
Shut up dude
Names of girls please
I dunno, Emily a, Sophie e, Adele, some others
Round.2 with me, Daniel j, Luke bast and u would be dead ahahaha Sophhaloaf
Dude luke and i were up to like round 684
Hottest yr11 BHC girls?
There's a few
Person you can trust? Person who annoys you? Person who is the craziest?
Sophie E, Liam L the little ****, and Luke B my main man
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea
I'll get you a life jacket
Your face is too beautiful for someone not to love!
Thats pretty cute
Not your face, my face bby
Awh
How can you face a problem if your face is the problem? Hah
ouch baby, very ouch
Know what's on the menu? me-n-u
lol qt
Your eyes are blue.. And currently the most beautiful things I've ever seen
Aw thats cute ta
You're someone's reason to mas*******, how do you feel
Disturbed
f**k, marry, kill?
Katy Perry Katy Perry Nicki Minaj
Uh, I dibbs the back seat of your Cadillac
Tough its mine mate
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today, and next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them ..
Yeah that would be pretty damn interesting..
What colour eyes do you love most?
Blue
You don't have a choice anyway, get in the trunk
Heaven's in the back seat of my cadillac
Can I have you?
Yeah of course mate
I have this weird theory that some people are attracted to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back to each other
That is completely logical I can see the logic behind that
What do you love most about a female's body?
The eyes
Not sure what it is about those little bows on bras and underwear but they're neat as hell
I can't say I know what you are talking about
I I love u Lyk a luv song bbi
That's coote lol bby
Why can't I have someone to love?
someberdy
Who are you dating?
Myself
She doesn't even go here!
Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.
That's so fetch
I’m a mouse, duh.
You play so many girls why?
Because life's a game
It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Regina George is not sweet! She’s a s***-s*cking road *****, she ruined my life
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.
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