Dylan
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Do you ever question who's behind these comments? Like wtf is with some of those, niggas need to leave you the eff alone
Yeah I reckon
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Never seen you so happy dyl, glad you've found someone! Michelle's a keeper ! miss you x
Aw and yes she is! my keeper xx
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You and Michelle are actually perfect.
I think so !
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What was the happiest moment in your life?
When Mish said yes
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How would your friends describe you?
depends who
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I'm glad you have Michelle and that you're happy! So so cute, couldn't of asked for more! Miss you x
Aw thankyou so much! and yes she makes me more than happy! x
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Best mates?
Hmm closest mates are Vang, Aaron and Bob
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Your so much cuter with Michelle than Selin
I think so too :)
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Can I oil you up ? Mmm that body
do me a favor please! GET OUTTA HERE MAN shtTT
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What's Michelle Conway to you?
My happiness
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Thoughts on Conway?
Best thing that's ever happened to me
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You. are. gorgeous.
So is fried chicken
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What is your current state of mind?
Sleep
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Please don't hurt Michelle!
Never!
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Bro since you got a girl, you're getting so much female attention hahah
Ladies he's loyal, stop messing with him yeah? Talk to me instead. I'm single af
haha true
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What's under your bed?
The grudge
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Can we be fck buddies, i promise ill be your btch, like you can slap my A$$ in public and do whatever you want with me, whenever you want, as long as I get ur D!
fck off
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Would you like to rub ur dck inbetween my A$$? Special offer for u only ;)
Rub it in a cactus
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Do u wear tight clothes or something, always see ur dckprint lol, or maybe its just...big... ;) hehehe I'm fiñgering myself over u atm.
Your fked! fck off you stank A$$
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As I take ur **** and place it inbetween my A$$ it goes harder, I grind it, I then go down and take ur **** out, it was at that moment that u grabbed my head, a deep hard thrust, down my throat, dylan babe let me s*ck ur big juicy hard ****
Wtf fck off!
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Thoughts on Michelle?
My everything.
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Jump in ma bed $exy boy
Jump in a well smelly hoe
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you looked good today hehe
so I'm ugly every other day? :(
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What is your current mood and why ?
Tired cause Gladdy s*cks poo
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But I want your icypole lol...
get lost
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Guarantee I can make you *** within 2 minutes, unlike Michelle, be mine!
bruv fck off, you ain't half Michelle
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Can I try your **** ?
It fell off sorry
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Straight out, can I s*ck your dck? I'm happy to, and no one has to/will know...
s*ck an icypole
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Describe your life in 3 words
alright and yeah
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Post a picture of you and michelle
on fb?
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Happy for you and michelle cuz, god bless
chur chur
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Thoughts on Cassandra Lagana ?
Nice girl but don't talk much
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You look rough, I like rough
Rough gets you splinters so no thanks
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Rianna Pottini would love to fck you
We're related, she's my homie
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You and Ash don't seem close anymore whys that?
Idunno
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The way you tie your hair up at school mmmmmm
Lmao
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Leave Michelle, come to me sweetie
Leave Melbourne
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You looked hot today ;)
It was like 15 degrees
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I'm good in bed hehe
I'm good at Call Of Duty
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Favorite drink?
REDBULL or Apple Juice
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I have room in my bed..
So do I, your point is ?
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Let me wank your ****
Wank a banana
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baby grind on me
I don't like that song
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You are actually the perfect guy! You don't smoke or drink, your so gorgeous looking and so humble! everyone loves you and Michelle is such a lucky gal! I hope she knows that :)
Naw your too kind! made my day x
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Well******** fck me
Well********* fck off
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zomg nice arms do you like work out n stuff???!?1! michellexx
mmm nah just opening the fridge and stuff
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Lemme tell you something bout maaaa bestfrand michellexx
you look hot
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Thoughts on Michelle?
My everything.
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How much can you bench ;) ?
a remote
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They say Chelsea's s*cked you off? They've probably s*cked more **** lmaoooooo
never know
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How long have you and Michelle been official for ?
a month and a bit now :)
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You and Michelle are dead set so adorable together !
Aw ehe thankyou !
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you are amazing. Have my babies
Michelle's having ma babies but thanks for the offer cutie
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Was michelle mad when she found out chelsea gave you head
nah she never gave me head, just kissed :)
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is it true chelsea gave you head
nah we just kissed
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Never seen who you're actually close with apart from Michelle. Who do you turn to when you need someone? Like close friends?
Vang, Aaron, Clinton
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I can just tell you and Michelle are gonna last just by the way you look at her man !
Awww! I know we're gonna last, and whos this? aha
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Hahaha! what!! no more one hit wonders :( #youvechanged hahaha jks bro
haha plenty more to come brother ;) haha #justjokes
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Does Michelle like the brawling side of dilly or has he finally been tamed bro? ;) #youknowwho
haha yes he's been tamed #iknowwho;)
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You look like you give good cuddles
Do I
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Michelle's gorgeous, so are you! can I be the God mother of your gorgeous baby!?
Hahaha ! inbox me and you can
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Gorgeous guy, you taken ?
Thankyou and yes I am :)
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You don't like gym?! But look at your arms bby!
hahahha sh
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How much times can you bench me bby??
I don't like gym sorry
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Your hella gorgeous
Hella blind but thankyou aha
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I do own a chair but I'd rather you
I'd rather Michelle, now flee.
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let me sit on you. like now.
don't you own a chair?
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You have hot fashion, where do you shop?
aw! ASOS, Culture Kings, Roger David, Man to Man
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Can I make you *** using my fat assssss?
no.
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You missing Michellle right now? ;)
So much right now :(
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Thoughts on Ivan
A close brother to me who I only got to meet this year. Became close so quickly! Is one of the funniest guys I've ever met and has such a pure heart! Always good to be around and always makes peeps smile! Miss him heaps !!
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what shampoo do you use ?
Head and Shoulders and knees and toes and some coconut crap, not sure of the name tho
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your arms.your hair. your body. your lips. just take me to your rape dungeon and handle business please.
I'll just leave you down there hahahaha
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put me up against the wall with those arms darling
Why would I want to dirty the wall for
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I wanna rub my ***** through you're hair until your drenched
your imagination is fudged!
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you and Michelle are so cuteeeeeeeee! Makes me depresso
Aw thankyou ! and don't be like dat! try a snickers
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you looked good today mmm
try Specsavers
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I like you. You like me?
I like cherrie ripes
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Why did you start a new qoohme ?
BETTER be a good reason
understand.
Thanks:)
Havent used it in a year and I couldn't remember my password
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So you dont smoke at all? either drink at all ?
WOW must be (not) dylan !
Not anymore, don't need it
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What's missing in your life ?
damn job! who's hiring
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Describe Your Bestfriend?
no words to describe him but is everything a brother is to me ❤️
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Thoughts on Claire papa
Really down to earth and humble girl! Easy to talk to and always gives good advice and is always there for people! Gorgeous girl and has an amazing personality! Funniest laugh ever! aha
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What turns you off in a person?
Drinking, smoking, liars, shady people.