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i am a very strange person so ask me strange questions
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banjo is short for banjolele
this is a very useful fact
HELP ME IM TRAPPED IN A BOX
good luck with that buddy
why are you a person
i ask myself this daily
u have had subway liar
when did i have subway
What is your number one rule?
others>me
If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
warning: will force you to eat kfc and listen to every single les miserables soundtrack with you for eternity
Who do you miss?
i miss a few people. if you wanna know more, anon, why don't you inbox me
why are you amazing ?
idk some people say i'm funny
Do you miss anyone?
i miss someone so much right now, you can't imagine what i'd do to be able to see them. i really miss them
Last song you listened to ?
next to you by ally hills
What common thing have you never done?
been to 7-11 and subway
What do you no longer waste time on?
thinking about what other people think about me. you don't like me? that's your problem
complete the sentences
1.my friend's name is ____
2.my friend's forehead is ____
3.____ is my favourite friend
4.my friend is a ____
5.i hate this friend because ____
6.we ain't friends no more because ____
7.but we still gonna be friends because ____
1- Kelsey
2- huge
3- kelsey
4- human
5- she smells
6- she smells
7- she smells
What do you need to get off your chest right now?
y'all don't need to know
The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Trust, communication and respect
What was your biggest waste of money?
probably toys as a child
Have you ever been dared to drink water/soda before a long bus/car trip?
no bahahaha
What's the most expensive thing you own?
probably my guitar i think
What would you do if you had no fear ?
leave
When were you the most happy and why?
probably before december last year
Why are you single?
haha cause i keep thinking about people who don't want to date me
What are you bad at ?
drawing hahaha but i still do it
What do you want the most right now?
to see twenty one pilots again
What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
buying brownies at the canteen lol
What could you talk endlessly about?
KFC OML KFC OS MY LIFE IF ANYBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD KFC IS MY INBOX IS OPEN IDC WHO YOU ARE, IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT KFC I AM HERE
also how many of my questions have you like ignored
literally zero
seriously i'm older than you, you need to start being nicer to me
sure sure
i asked for a respectful one omg
okay. you have a cool forehead
What specific thing do you dislike about people?
discriminitive behaviour
my name is cow
and wen it's nite
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite
and all the men
haf gon to bed
i stay up late
i lik the bred
BAHAHAHAHAHA WTH
tbh on kb
she's very annoying and i don't even like her. ew
What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
hahaha i don't know
Have you ever been in love?
depends on who's asking
When do you know you're in love?
man, it's really hard to put it into words but when it happens ya know. it's kinda like everything else is dark or boring or just sad and that one person makes everything so much better and happier
Who are you currently ignoring and why?
i ain't ignoring anyone
you take so long to answer
kids these days ???????????
always taking so long to answer !
i'm sorry, i died
child
i'm older than you bro
like who dis who dis who am i
no
hey wenneva i send an ask can you like automatically tell its from me
yes i can
la catareña if it's a gurl cat
or
le catareñio if it's a boi cat
that looks mexican but ok
also i can say cat in french
i know
IM SO UPSET!!!!! I WONT SEE YOU AGAIN THIS SUNDAY delete77777
I DIDNT EVEN DO
say hi to my uncle for me
b*m b u m bumm b*m b*m b*m bbum b*m b*m b u m m
i know you love it
What is on your mind?
an unnamed person
Why are you happy today?
i'm not so
What's the most overrated thing ever?
like most of the music that people listen to these days tbh.
God has blessed you so much and you are a blessing in other's loves - please keep spreading love
hahaha thank you. who is this? DM me?
What makes you instantly like a person?
theyre smile tbh
What were you doing seven years ago?
how am i supposed to know??
What is a waste of money to you?
idek
What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
95%
If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
idek??
no you did it on purpose don't lie to me ?
What little thing pisses you off greatly?
ahaha life
Have you ever considered suicide?
i'd rather not discuss this
Which country are you from and which country would you like to visit ?
i'm aussie but i wanna go to america, canada, mexico, england, ireland, wales, scotland, france, germany, belgium, italy, spain, norway, sweden, russia, south africa, japan, thailand, india, new zealand and egypt
Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
lit
Dream car ?
if i was asked this 5 years ago i would've said one of those toy electric cars that you can drive. lowkey still want one just for a laugh
b*m b*m b*m b*m bbum
b*m b*m b*m b*m
also apparently b*m is a swear word hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
my new years resolutions is to be villain number one
you have a lot of villains to beat ??
What is your New Year's resolution?
don't have one. i won't ever keep it anyway. but if i had to say one, it would be to make more music
What's a big turnoff on the first date?
Maybe carelessly talking, like saying stuff that's offensive without thinking and stuff
Tbh Brooke
Oml she is one of my favourite people ever. She is smart, kind, gorgeous, hilarious. Words can't explain the amount of love and respect I have for her
kidding lol i'm too antisocial for that jazz
I know
i'm gonna go to a nye party tonight without you
Same. Lol kidding
tbh on your second fav person ever
,,
i'm not even gonna say who it is cause you should know.
i'm not gonna give you a clue either.
,,,,,
xoxo, you big ugly poo b*m loser
You stink
Here's a scenario. You and a rapist are on a tall platform over a bottomless pit. You knock them off but they grab the edge and hold on. You stand above them, looking down at them hanging off the edge for dear life.
In detail, what do you do? No weapons
well
would i be arrested if i "accidentally" tripped and stood on their hand?
nah i don't have the capacity to kill someone, or lift them off the edge. i'd probably call the cops or walk away and pretend i'd never seen them before
Here's a scenario. You and a rapist are on a tall platform over a bottomless pit. You knock them off but they grab the edge and hold on. You stand above them, looking down at them hanging off the edge for dear life.
In detail, what do you do? No weapons
well
if i "accidentally" tripped and stood on their hand will the cops arrest me?
nah, i don't think i have the capacity to kill someone, or lift them off the edge so i'd just walk away
i've literally choreographed this sick dance to 'off to the races' by lana del rey lol i'm crying a little bit
i want to see
may your grapefruits always be orange, and your vegemite toast always perfectly toasted, and your soul a black abyss. amen
PREACH ??????
hey omg i just kinda realised that i'm anon so like guess who
dylan o'fryin cause it's so hot. lol you are not kelsey
but like also, are you gonna do a celebration thing on new year's day? cause that would be cool and i haven't seen you in ages
I WANT TO SEE YOU HEAPS BUT I CANTTTTT
once again sorry for any emotion damage or psychological trauma i have caused ???
now i'm more depression
i was just really interested in what it would feel like to see everything in orange, and then eat a grapefruit because you think it's an orange
fun fact: i've never eaten or seen a grapefruit
i'm sorry i didn't mean to be mean
i can't accept your apology
what how am i being mean?
ew stop being mean
What is something that actually offends you?
when people think something is funny when it is actually hella serious and they make jokes about it and stuff
Stop being mean to mahla ? delete77777
don't worry, i beat them up real good
then they will say "you've just been grapefruited by the grapefruit patrol!" and you'll be like "ah, your face is orange in colour!"
i feel this is how donald trump sees things
but it would actually be a grapefruit! how funny is that!
i'm laughing on the inside
aye but then you would get like a grapefruit or something and think it's an orange and eat it and be like "mm, orange"
huh
do you sometimes wish you had the ability to see everything in orange? like instead of having different colours, the whole world is just orange
never thought of it but it sure would be interesting
do u love me
yes i love you very much anon
you answered part two before part one, what do you think you're doing
cause then when i look back it in the future, i will be able to read it in order
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