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Are you going to Europe to live?
nah, just until february, and then hitting uni :)
What are you plans after Exams?
eeeeeeeeuropeeeeee :)
Why do you call it an Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
hahahahahha ok.. :P
ots with liam keaney aye? ;)
haha what who said that xx
how do you pronounce your surname? like west, or woost or something
haha in english, west and in swiss like vooescht.. haaha
if i buy you pink and red nipple tas*els will you go out to dinner with me
yeah!
I just mated with the Hive Queen, but she refused to eat me to complete the ritual. I'm not sure if I should be relieved or offended?
most definitely offended. you were obvs a shi*ty mate. therefore not worthy for dessert.
how does the hole in top of head in skull from hominins from yonks ago help locomotion
hahaha i gave it a shot
you mean in bottom of skull? xx cause then they can be upright, and have longer strides (faster and saves energy) and see around for food and predators and stuff xx
Where do you shop for your clothes mostly?
coin save otaki x
no honestly your t*** are amazing i saw them at islas party :O
aw f*** here we go. </3 hahahahaha
what piercings do you have
just my ears, not a mas*ive fan of piercings hehe
Do you know the secret identity of that really handsome vigilante 'Mullet Man'?
you mean my king? <3
meanest t***ies, they are perf <3
are you taking piss hahahaah
Youre gorgeous :) xx
aw, thank you :)))
nopera, u did oi
legit xx
Bra size?>>?
still in training bras xxxxxxx
yep that rory...
haha, hes nice i guess, idk dont really know him
did u f*** nopera lol
sorry who?
Do you even lift?
mate, what do you think. xx obvs.
hi geegan xxxx how u xxxxx
Do you swing both ways?
only for mila kunis xx
thoughts on Rory? hhehe
rory schmidt? lol
I have liked you since the moment I saw you, Shyness makes fools of us all right?
wait, ae, what do ya mean? haha
Do you look at your ex's today and think "wow, f*** I wasted my time" lol?
dont really have many ex's eh.. not the relationship kinda gal. haha
What do you enjoy doing over summer?
doing nothing, chilling in the sun and not feeling guilty about it :D
Wat make-up brands do you use? And in what colours? Lol :D
um haha like foundation or? i dont usually wear any tbh
Do you wear hair extensions? If not, how did your hair grow sooo fast!
yeah i do hehe
Would you ever date a nerd?
if they are nice, and funny, obv.
What's your opinion on nerds?
love em <3
fUnnii3sT y3aR 13 cHiiCk? x0
there are so many xxxx
Did you go to Raumati South primary for a year?
nah for like a term or two hehe
What is your babies name... Nico HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ily x
hehe xxx
I can't wait until Nico is older so I can be victim of his pulling skills.
xxx you're dreaming
didnt you have se* with damon s? now ur friends with sam? hahahaa
na. xxx and yeah me and sam are friends, is that alg xoxoxoxox
i really like your eyebrows
xx ty :)))))
fav yr 11's and yr 12's ?????? girls
dont really know that many very well at kc xx therefore can not pick favs xxxxxxx
your toes don't match ur nails
toes. yuck.
would you rather your mum walk in on you scissoring your cat or your cat walk in on you scissoring mum?
i would rather not have either situation present itself
yo i heard ur secrety a real slu* ?
lol are you legit, i'm not. haha xxxx
did you piss on the common room floor or was that jelena
jelena x
What's your preference for guys?
chilled out and funny
Did you used to eat spiders?
hahahaha yeah i ate one once
se*iest Bit** in year 13. A Holly B. Holly. C Holly. or D no one.
i'm tossing up between a and c :/
You find yourself in Obama's house. Your mission is to steal all his fish. Even the raisins. His body guards catch you running across the kitchen
i throw spatulas at them and continue running.
t*** or as*?
think both are quite pointless features.
do you ever eat the fish if you get a little hungry????
sometimes! but it's a bad habit, i try not to... also, i set a bad example for my cat who thinks thats a great thing to do.
once i shat in a piece of cake i gave you
omg is that why it was so moist and delish?
How come the media and “experts†keep trying to tell us that there is one kind of ideal se*y person? I like bald, fat dudes with acne scars and lotsa chest hair. do you agree?
yes! as long as they always wear socks though.
i hope it didnt strain your relationship with her. because it smelled atrocious
oh not at all, we're as close as ever x
Inyour honest opinion, who would win the fight.. Bear Grylls OR a bear with grills for hands which are hot as long as he has them plugged into a power outlet.
definitely option b. animals win every time
It's the hot vietnamese summer of '63. The jungle is looming in on you. The Charlie have you cornered. You can't see them. But you know they're there. What do you do? A. Climb a tree B. Dig a hole C. Flash yo t***ies.
C
i pissed on you once while you were sleeping
i know i remember x
find me a spatula and i will do things with it to you that you have never experienced before. NEVER.
flip pancakes on my tummy?
and then there are just the average little fish who are non choc chips and non raisins. poor little mediocre f***ers.
i know :( but hey they all get fed equally so all is well.
Can u name all 40 fish
nah some look the same, hehe
once i farted in english and later told Ms Kalasih it was you.
hahahahhahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're getting better at these ;)
do you want to live in my sack
if you are santa
Hi there I am a licensed podiatrist and am interested in licking your feet.
you can get the flip out.
is she a f***ing fat raisin too. like is she a mother f***ing huge Bit**.
nah shes actually a skinny Bit**! had another fat slu*ty raisin but she died. was quite a good time really
i heard you tweaked joes nipples and he started crying
lol what
what do you really think of liana's fringe?
se*y as f***.
also. jjjjjjessie j xx
ben shelford.
hey herps xx
are there any fish that you really don't like as well? sometimes i think of a fish tank as a muffin. there are the real nice chocolatey bits and then there are the raisins.
yeah i have this one fish called *****. because she makes babies like every day and its really annoying because she is overpopulating my community... by breeding with her children. and brothers. definitely the raisin of the tank.
I am not a paediatrician, but rather a gynecologist. Your experienced frontb*m would be great to study! Interested?
not particularly!
can i sit on your face. from squidward
hahahahahahahaa
you have 169 replies. hahahha awks
hehehe third wheel number x
well what are your top 3 fish apart from cornelius then
ugster, prince di*do, and fat mama
wud u fuk me. from gary
duhhhhh x
i heard you are 125cm tall omg ??!!
* 155 cm!!! come on lets be realistic xxx
if you had to go out with a short guy, what is the shortest you would go
i dont think many people are very short compared to me hahahah
best looking year 13 girl?
jelena and tayla jackson
how hairy are you
equivalent to ol' australopithecus afarensis.
Hello there, I have noticed quite a lot of activity on your page from various paediatricians. I am also one and would like to offer your newborn a place in our institution for the gifted called "SPECIAL BABY #99". You will receive a free dummy.
wow! thanks so much!!! you pediatricians are just great xxx
joe ringrose; cir***cised? Y/N?
how the flip would i know
what is your favourite flavour chocolate?
swiss chocolate (gotta stay true to my heritage obv), most kinds xx
you are so pretty!!!!!! like holy
!! ty :))
i once kicked your dog! im sorry. i regret it.
you WHAT. apology not accepted. i will hunt you down and kick you even harder.
how many fish do u have and which is ur favourite one
i have about 40 (across both tanks) and fav is this cutie little striata loach called cornelius hehe xxx dont judge me cause i like my pet fish please.
because you two hooked up and joe's talked about it. lots.
riiight.
what is your babie's name?
nico xxx
I am also a licensed paediatrician, different from the last. Would you like to star on our new reality tv show 'New Born to Nigeria' as we follow your child's growth from early stages of its development to its migration to Nigeria?
yes!!
do you dye your hair?
yup sometimes :)
whats your bfs name
*gf. her names jelena xx
how long does it take to do your make up in the morning, you always look so perfect
makeup? lol are you kidding or?
best lookin year 11 girl??????
eleni? is she year 11? idk but she is mean
I am a licensed paediatrician, and have noticed a lot of questions about your new born baby. Do you need any help and if you do, would you like a free trial of new born hairstyle revitaliser baby hold fast wax cream?
yes please
i heard joesph ringrose lives in paekok, can you confirm this?
yes, flip why so many qs about joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
remember when you used to be real good friends with kim, lol
lol.
was your nip slip in 'King of the beach' planned or accidental? regardless, it was my highlight.
planned
i heard ringrose lasted the length of a 'food in a minute' advertisement
oh real? where'd ya hear that? xxx
does it drive u crazy not knowing who all these asks are from?
hehe a little
you seem really good at water polo! do you train much? and will you continue to play after college? :)
haha yes i'm amazing at waterpolo!!!! hhahahhaha train every morning 5am, and yes i plan on hitting olympics. x
lol i meant f*** one, marry one and kill one (or embarras*) Go!
i will not answer such a q xxx
dina is hot and cool in the best way possible ffs xxxxxxxxxx
<3
f*** one, kill one and murder one - joe ringrose, james weston and damon smit
are you legit
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