My life but every time I make a drunk decision it gets faster
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Want to smonk and do weeds with me ?
Not today, degeneracy
Is jy Nederlands
http://www.vanheerden.com/getperson.php?personID=I25324&tree=vanHeerdenGenealog
You know I had a tiny crush on you last year Maxftbands
That awkward moment when you wanna say same but it wasn't tiny
fck me daddy
Fok my pappa
Pop your ***** like this
Pop your piele
Why are you happy today?
Mika's humour
You are a very thoughtful person, I wish I was friends with you
Please be friends with me
Jy is 'n goeie mens.
Moenie daarin twyfel nie.??
Brb ek huil
Dankie
Ekt die nodig gehad
?
Send nudes
Mailing them as we speak
What were you doing seven years ago?
Fighting with the other 9 year olds
Is jy hartseer oor jou ex
Ek weet nie oor wie jy praat nie maar nee
Hkm het jy my ge blok
Hoedefok moet ek weet wie jy is
Praise kek ?
No, praise shrek
Gimme gimme chicken tendies
I'm vegetarian
Tfw the pimp my ride reference flies over her head
*deletes qooh*
I'VE NEVER WATCHED IT
You gotta hit us up
I be bout ta let you know when i can make it
Jy moenie die haaters fok
Ek sal nie tjom
Donnes moi ton argent
Donnes moi ton fromage
Je donne tu mon amour
Et j'allume ton chauf**ge
Vous pouvez activer plus que mon chauffeur papa
What is a waste of money to you?
Vapes
I mean, in the end you can have the same effect by just cracking a jar of asbestos ya know
Tipiese dronkslet??
what is in a name? that which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet
Wie sou j actually vat uit al die ouins met wi jy praat ?
Lol buddy maakit saak
Ons prt ni mee ni en ek mis juw
Ek dink ek weet wie die is, message my, man?
Fokkin hot
Dankie maar ek sou dit meer waardeer direk van jou af x
Ill tap that
Honestly, me too
Ek ht n boner elke keur wat ek deer juw instagram gan
Lekkuuh
Hou op fotos van tiete opsit as jy ni wil he ouins moet mt ju praat en se dis hot nie
Ek wat lief is vir my lyf is nie 'n uitnodiging na jou jagse kommentaar nie
Jy onderskat jouself. Ek dink jy moet lank en hard in die spieel gaan kyk en agterkom dat jy pragtig is. Ek en my vriende het altyd jou account gestalk en jealous geraak van jou skoonheid en funny captions.. ek dink jy het dit gedelete? Anywayz, love you
Jy maak my dag x
DM my asb ek wil weet wie jy is
What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
69
Coolest fokken account ever. Luv u lots from @intriquate
Okay wtf ek love jou account stukkend eks so geëerd??
If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
Rolling stone!
Ek soek n friend met voordele Jackpeace153
My voordele
1) ek lag vir my eie grappies
2) dis al
Are you a girl??
Are you??
Nee maar ek sal jou anùl
Ek bloos
Wie smaak jy
Moeilike vraag
Wie is swag
Wie sê ooit swag
Wie het n weird A$$
Niemand alle asses is pragtig
Fav movie
The Fundementals of Caring
The Fox and the Child
The Bling Ring
Wie maak jou lag
Ek as ek na my lewenskeuses kyk
Saam wie wil jy heavy dronk raak-
Saam jou, ek dink dit behoort entertaining te wees?
Kom ons raak dronk en rol op die grond
Been there, done that
Wat is jou goals in life
Don't destroy the planet and have a good time doing it
Real is rare
fck dude it sure is
Hide
your sons I'm thirsty
Jy is AN soos Japan????☝️
https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o
Ek wil kak dronk raak
Ek ook kom ons kuier
My naam is Jan maar jy kan my sommer naai... Ltf
Ltf= love to fok
My naam is Susan
Maak jou mind op!
My naam is Jan
Aweeeeeeeh
Butterfly fly awy ?
Hierdie liedjie het my so emotional gemaak in die Hannah Montana movie ?
Piele
Piele piele piele piele piele piele piele
Dis alles net piele
Ek gaan nou random sht sê
Ek geniet dit nogal
Druks, shower $ex and...
2 minute noodles
Jy is smexy
Smexy is so 2008
probeer bietjie dieselfde persoon by die skool wees as wat jy is by kuiers en online.. as jy 'n dronk slet wil wees dan wees dit , hou op met jou tweegesig kak - almal sien deur dit
Daars n tyd en plek vir alles tjom. Sê my gou, gedra jy jouself dieselfde in die wiskunde klas as by 'n vrydagaand kuier? Kom praat bietjie met my voordat jy my anoniem tweegesig noem, toe?
What little thing pisses you off greatly?
Mosquito bites
Why do you hook up with so many guys
Stopped that fyi
How many people you going for?
One dude
hkm is so baia ouens agtr ju an ?,
lol
What shampoo do you use
The coconut kind
Smells naaice
Pepsi cola
You know me so well
Things your younger self will be proud of your present self
Overall confidence
U like chicks?
I mean, sure?
Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
... fck?
Dream car ?
Checkers trolley ?
So why are u like a fake btch to me I trusted you , you lie behind my back your such a fake btch
Okay sweaty :-)
Have you ever even had any dck?probably not
???
Jys die grootste fokken hoer wat ek al in my lewe gesien het , kry n bietjie respek vir jouself dis belaglik.
Why do my nipples offend you
Just gonna stand there and watch me cream
Quite the visual
Never gonna cream you up, never gonna cream you down
Rick rolled again
She's creaming with me, but that's okay cause I got low cream esteem
OFFSPRING
Didn't mean to make you cream, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, cream on, cream on
You never run out, do you?
P u t a g u n a g a i n s t h i s h e a d p u l l e d m y c r e a m e r now he's dead
He's just a cream boy, nobody loves him
Haha in a painful way, how can you make them let go and fall with your heeled shoe? ?
You're kak weird
M a m a , j u s t c r e a m e d a m a n
ohmyfuccinggod
You got bananas?
You willing to s*ck my dck?
Cream me up inside ?
(can't cream up)
Gimme a demo of your dirty talking skills?
Succ the thiccest part of my A$$
Vape into my ***** and call me your meme ****
I wanna ride your dck into the sunset
Spank me with a grilled cheese daddy
Smack my A$$ and make me your slave queen
Only if you spank me back daddy
Wie is soos n baie goei persoon wie jy ken
Almal wie ek ken is fokkers
How's that amazing A$$ doing? Is it like a little tired? Does it need a break? I am truthfully just worried about you A$$.
Currently she's perfectly fine, no need to worry, it's all in good hands
How do you feel about the current dck in your life?
I do not have a current dck, nice try though
Get any good dck pics lately?
Out of the bunch one in particular was quite impressive
Jy is een $exy bliksem???
Same to you?❤
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