Qoohme

I think tony abbot has done a lot of great things as the leader of the Labour Party and he is to be respected,

Yes he is leading labour to glory

But it isn't as important as letting the f**s get married under a God that wishes they were dead

or a God which doesn't exist hahaha

Thoughts on joe Killeen

Who's Joe Killeen?

I want a 50 year ban on fishing
This needs to happen for the greater good you're just too ignorant to see what's happening to our marine lofe

That is sooooo much more important than rising social inequality you are right

I'm going to vote for greens because they have realistic policies unlike that *exiest homophobe tony abbot who has done and never will do anything good!

Surely you are taking the p i s s, give me a policy they have that isn't letting us smoke weed and letting us b*m each other. At least vote communist party

Would you s*ck napoleons c ock

Probs not

Are you only saying France cause of the almighty Napoleon....???

I'd say I was from Corsica then

But isn't some of your fam from Tasmania? lolololololol

Nope I'm French and they are from Madagascar

Are you British

100% Pom

Tony abbotts such a homophobe!!' Omfff I see articles on social media saying he's bad so now I think he's bad omgg I hate him!!! He hates women!! - teenage girls

So accurate

thoughts on gay marriage

Just don't put it in my b*m b*m please

"don't touch my skeeny Peter!!!!" was what you said teehee!

Hahah lol

Hello to YIU Joshy remember that *exy time I touched you p enis?? or as you call it a skeeny! teehee fiddle dee pumpkin pee!

Hahahahahahahaahahahah good times

I had se x with stephan

Unlucky

cant believe you had s*x with stephans mrs, so dog

My bad

We know you had s e x with tess Wilkens
But then again who hasn't
Am I right boys

Get rekt Stephan

We hate that **** Stephankangur

Yeah boyssss

Stop f u c k I n g Harry's missus dammnnnnnn Stephankangur

S h I t you are on to me me

You didn't even try to hide the fact she have you head

Jokes go straight over your head don't they champ

F u c k you say about my sister mate? nickkyg

She's a filthy s l u t mate

If guns don't kill people, people kill people... Then toasters don't toast, toast toast toast?

Yess

2 inches? Lol everyone knows it's much more disappointing :)

I know this is you nicks sister, can you please stop talking ****

How was the bj

She got the full 2 inches

What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?

47793 days

sounds like a yes young lad ;) hehe mt old wrinkly hands are just as versatile as ever

Oh good

I'm a 74 year old grandpa can I touch Joshua's willy?? xx

Hehe ;)

****

Twat

Then let me take that big slimy cir***cised **** xx

Hot

Ps I'm a man

Even better

Id like to take your big meaty uncir***cised ****

I'm afraid it's cir***cised

What's ur stance on the article yesterday is meat murder???

I'm a vegetarian

I like your hair

I like my hair too

You're actually my hero man

That's the dream

. You're always just looking for an easy **** and when you don't get it you just move on to the next girl. You ended things with kaitlyn for another girl and then you get with someone else no less then a week after you and caitlin split up. Like what the hell

Yes I did end things with Kaitlyn for a root, Caitlin is like the biggest hobaggggg wowwww, and me and Isla definitely got together how did you know wth, it's a joke you twa t

How about a 1 for 1 trade, I s*ck your **** and you s*ck mine.

I like it

you have a terrible head and are terrible to women, literally a pig of a person

So trueeeeeee

you would do **** with Isla this quick you rude ****

Josh you rude **** for allowing people to gossip over nothing

Trust

U r mad

*ex with Isla any good?

Which time are you referring to, there's been so many times

You are a kunt

Lol josh you got owned

Move on quick don't you

Well I already got with Nick's sister..

Yeah he has no type he went out with both a skank and a prude hahaha

Ohhhhhhhhhhh hottttttt damnnnnnn

bad *****es is the only thing joshy likes

Baaaaaad *****esssssss

If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?

Your mum lol

ugly chicks or fat chicks, you've been with both so which is your fav

Ugly and fat at the same time

Guys guys
Joshy Witchell ain't got no type

Yeah guys

outta ten how hot is nick sister

10000000000000

Richard Tambling or Lance Franklin?

Lance surely

I'm not sure why I was included in that tbh chelcieshoesmith

Obv cos u r keen

do you love bad *****es, and was Grimanator the baddest ***** or just a *****

Idk what do you reckon man

I bet Caitlin fake all her orgasms with you, oh wait lol

Ayyyyyy

Would you root pete or Isaac?

Both

Your ex doesn't mind a s hit stir

As a wise man once said "if you want sum, I'll give it ya"

Tell ya what that new Ashley chick goes alright we should pork her together nothing better than a good old fashioned tag team joshy

Yeah bloody oath sounds good

Would you joe root nicks sister?

I would definitely joe root nicks sister

are your feelings shattered now? #ripjosh

That's killed me

Top 5 girls in year 11

Dat bichhhh Dis bichhhh Deez bichhhes Dem bichhhes And bichhh

Lol rekt big time by anon

**** of anon I hate you :( :(

U r ugly

****ing got me good

Would you root the following;
Richard Tambling
Raph Clarke
Setanta o'Hailpin
Deez nuts

Definitely

thoughts on tiah and emily

They seem pretty cool, don't really talk to them much though

Would you root the following;
Olivia expo
Carley smith
Kim Lutgens
Chelcie shoesmith

Odd group of people to put in the one message ay

Year 11

Who's in year 11

5 hottest girls at your school

Junior school or?

Joshy take my big ****

Hottttt

oh cmon KaitlynGrimseyCarr

What? Hahahah do I say thanks? Thanks bro

Aye but to fair I didn't exactly respond with anything harsh.. KaitlynGrimseyCarr

Oh good on ya champ hahaha

Is your next gf going to another kaitlyn hahahahahaha

Well it's tradition now I think

Do u think its humourous that you dumped Grimsey over text and then Caitlin dumped you the same way?

Bit of a prank but I didn't blame myself for breaking up with Kaitlyn over text the cir***stances made it happen just as the cir***stances with Caitlin made it happen

Are you guys still friends?

Yaaaaaa

What did you see in caitlin?
Obviously not your ****

Funny

Could you imagine if Caitlin dumped you to enter a lesbian relationship with kaitlyn
And then kaitlyn dumps her for you!
Everyone would have been dumped for someone else

I think that's actually what's happening

I would tell a joke about Caitlin but she is a joke

Stop being a noob

Caitlin has the worst head going around you're lucky you got out of that

I don't reckon it's too shabby I think you are just being a spud

Kiatlyn so *exy I want stroke her privates

Do ya

Who was your first crush ?

Crystal Palace FC

Going back to Kaitlyn now?

Nahhhh

As if she did it over text the cowardly ****

She didn't want to it just happened cut her some slack

Lol Caitlin

Aw come onnnn

what do you reckon about dropping rance from my supercoach after a poor performance this week

You'll b right

whos your tip for the brownlow?

Bolasie

Did you know that it is a fact that the chinese cannot pronounce their R's and they pronounce them as L's, you know what rabbit is in chinese? It's labbit! Who shot lodger labbit was a huge hit in China!

Haha yes

Ready to cheer on the mighty palace as they tear Swansea a new ***hole?

1-0 that's the way boys

#rip to the funny responses that could've been

Why are 97% of the people asking you questions footy or ****ing MDF freaks?? Poor you.

Yeah I reckon, I can't even make funny responses to these