Ebrahim
ebrahim.jassatt
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The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.
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What is the one thing you do just to annoy other people?
Exist.
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What do you never plan on doing?
Accounting.
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What was your biggest waste of money?
My Xbox.
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What would you do if you had no fear ?
The only thing I fear is Allah, therefore I already fear nothing else. I could be a Superhero.
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Why are you single?
Because no body wants to date me? What kind of dumbass question is this?
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What are you bad at ?
The things I'm not good at.
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What do you want the most right now?
Just Cause 3
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What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
It's not luck, it's taqdeer boi
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OMFG YOU'RE 18 NOW SMH LOL
My birthday is still 13 days away so no, technically I'm still 17.?
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When do you know you're in love?
"Love is trash, btches need cash" - Mahatma Gandhi.
Jk, when you don't mind their nik-nak toes.
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Who are you currently ignoring and why?
My conscience, he's boring as hell. Wants me to do good all the time.
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Have any internet frends?
Yeah, a few, but I don't mind more.
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What is something you need to get off your chest?
?
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Where are you from
Here.
Jk, I'm a Jozi boy.
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What is on your mind?
My headache.
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Best friend?
Tasmiyah. ?
But I have lots of really close friends that I consider best friends, can't name all. I know, I'm so popular. You'd never know what that feels like looool.
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What is in your pocket right now?
The sun.
I also have the moon in my hands.
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Sup?
Replying to your question. The most uninteresting thing I've done all day.
Jk, second most.
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We have the same birthday ?? asheex
Ooh Noice
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Ugh
Same, anonymous. Same.
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Only special people can celebrate their birthdays on the day that they are actually born. Looks like you special
I feel really special.
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Did you know, some people have their birthdays a month after they're born?
Wow. If only they could celebrate their birthdays on the day that they were actually born...
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Wow, that's miraculous?
If only everyone was as lucky as you ?
I know, right?! It's a magical thing and I feel so lucky to have my birthday on the same day I was born. If only other people could feel the same.
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When's your birthday?
The same day as when I was born.
Jk, 24 March. Every year since I was conceived. Crazy, right?
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Why are you happy today?
Because today is just a great day.
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What's the most overrated thing ever?
Beyoncé.
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What makes you instantly like a person?
If they understand my humour.
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Crush?
Do you wanna be my crush? ?
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What makes absolutely 0% sense to you?
How Man United are still in sixth.
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Seven years ago you were 10 smh ?
I think I mixed something up there...
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Low key stalking you
It's not low key
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What were you doing seven years ago?
Being 10.
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Kreep ?
Stranger dangeeeer! Stay away from me. You wouldn't like me, I'm impulsive and have a tendency to kill on sight.
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Moooiiisssttt
So moooiiisssttt
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You remember me ?? Tass.s
Yaaaas. How you been? ? DM me, yo. ??
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What have you noticed about yourself recently?
I have anger issues.
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Yo.
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062 605 2967 (it's the dumb dare sorry) ??
Lol, everyone, here's a random number for you to message. Have fun.
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Them eyes wooooo
New phone who dis?
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Which trend are you not into ?
Everything that's trending today, seriously. Our generation is screwed.
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Qooh dare ? Drop your number as a question and as anon, in any random qooh follower of yours and see if they follow through by messaging you!!! ? Comment when done and please share! I dare you ?
Lol gon get random people hitting me up? Nah.
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What is your purpose in life?
Fulfil my duty as a servant of Allah.
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Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
From 1999 till now, because that's when I came into being.
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What causes you to stay up late?
Not sleeping.
Lol MLG get rekt n00b 360 noscope topkek.
Jk, anxiety, stress, work. And sometimes, just the urge to stay up and chill.
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Da one wid scarf.
Do you know how many freaking girls wear scarves? Be more specific. And again, no girl that I know is ugly.
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What do you want to hate, but can't?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,
I hate everything.
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Wy u always wid dat ugly girl all da tym?
*Why are you with that ugly girl all the time?
And which girl? None of the girls I know are ugly..
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Your current bank balance ?
Nig, I'm broke asf. Chappies are a damn luxury.
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Im so glad dat u and dat attiya or wadeva broke up she a hoe bra
Huh? I'm sorry, but the language in which you have posted this question, is not a language that I am able to understand. Hatsal, neh bra?
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What are you tired of?
These vague questions.
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At what point did you realise you are attractive?
Me, attractive? Hah, I always knew. Look at me, I'm hot.
Jk jk, i look like a troll lmao.
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Were you in Rosebank?
Nah.
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I know Zaakirah is your sister but fr tho if she wasn't, you both would make a great couple
Wtf.
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What would put a smile on your face today ?
Anything that would put a smile on my face.
100% legit.
Wow.
Amaze.
Ayyy lmao.
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What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
Sleeping in the car for too long will give you a stiff neck. That's just personal experience though idk.
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I'm sorry , are you okay? ?
Nope, I'm not a billionaire.
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Why not??
Lol, because I can't have one.
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Make "yo" the official greeting.
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Do you have a girlfriend??
Nah.
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long time hey? naseeerah
Yes, very much such long.
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What do you silently judge people for?
For judging other people.
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Name them plz
Why is this so important to you anyway?
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Best friend?
I have a few.
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she's cooler than your air con because your air con is off because today is cold
Don't know where in the world you're living in because I am feeling so hot today, but to each their own.
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Your replies tho. ???
I'm not lying, am I? No, so it's acceptable.
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Which school do u go 2?
That same one some of my friends go to.
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Bday?
Same day as when I was born.
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So generally you comment on other girls pics even if you don't know them? Maybe to get their attention?
Not really, no. I comment on posts that interest me, or that I find amusing.
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What is good in your life right now?
The people in it.
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What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
I'm sorry, the pizza is finished.
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Tarana motan?
Tarana is one of my best friends. Not dating her either.
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Nazrana ?
Not dating Nazrana, go ask her.
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Nazrana ?
Not dating Nazrana, go ask her.
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How many girl friends do you have
None.
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PIZZZZAAAAA. queenxrsha
PIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA!
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How old are you?
Scroll down my page, you'll find it somewhere. I can't be bothered.
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Instagram name?
@ebrahimj_
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@ebrahim.jassat
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What will you be doing in next hour ?
Stuff.
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I seen you yesterday at the colour fest. HOT af
Now I'm hot again?! What?!
Jk jk, thanks yo, who are you by the way?
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You like really cool
Okay, but I thought I was hot?
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Damn you hot
Get the fire extinguisher!
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What did you last Google ?
reddit.com/r/pcmr
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Shut up Jassat, just leave me alone. Raeesaaaa
If I do recall correctly, you came to bless my page first.
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OHEMGEE WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOUU! Raeesaaaa
Pfft. I would have said existed. But that's mean. ??
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Don't be a mean loser to me like come on its meee. Raeesaaaa
That's the only reason I'm being mean to you.
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Go be a mean loser somewhere else. Raeesaaaa
Nah. I can be a mean loser wherever I want.
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What or who are you obsessed with right now?
Obsessions are for those with too much time on their hands.
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*Minnie mouse
???? Tass.s
That makes more sense. ?
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So that's me being kind , why are you being mean loser. ? Raeesaaaa
Because I'm always a mean loser.
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What did I ever do to you to deserve such harshness? ? Raeesaaaa
You don't get mad at me.
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Ohemgee go sleep , I came to bless your page and this is what I get. ? Raeesaaaa
You got what you deserve.
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Daaaaaaaaamn Jassat. ?? I did this just to annoy you shame. ? Raeesaaaa
But you're always annoying so I'm used to it. ?
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Daaaaaayyymmmn dude??
Daaaaaaaammmmmnnnnn, Anonymous.
This trend is so old, please stop.
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Popped im to say hello.
Donald Duck x
Hello.
And I'm Donald Duck. Aren't I? ?
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What is something that people might not like about you?
Nothing, I'm perfect.
Jk, my annoying humour and the way I speak.
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Fatima muhammad ?
Really good person, fun, and cool. :(
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How old are u
"Old enough to know better" DanNerd³
17
I'm 17 years old.
Okay.