Elijah Vanlangenberg
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What do you not feel like doing today?
Dealing with people who don't wanna take risks
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What is the best "happiness" that money has bought you?
Drugs
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What in your opinion, is a huge waste of money?
The hoverboard thingos that everyone has that arent even hoverboards
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What are you terrible at ?
maintaining a relationship and saving money
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What got you upset recently?
I was in the middle of this mad dream where tyler the creator was at my house and everything was all cool then i woke up and there was no tyler so yea i wanted to kms
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How many doors do you have at your house?
19 im pretty sure
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What turns you off ?
Talking sht to me about someone then being best friends with them the next day, i will legit never talk to you again, also when gangas wear TN's and walk around with a mini speaker blasting kerser and if youre Australian and think youre a blood or a crip
What are you trying to prove to yourself?
Nothing
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What is your purpose ?
Drop acid and do maths
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How many kids would you like to have ?
fcking none, you'll find me dead before you find me with kids
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Car crash, definately
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Idk i dont give a fck
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What would you call your autobiography?
Drugs and Coco Pops
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Last great thing you did ?
Pffftttt i dont fckin know
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Id choose to be ugly and be a billionare
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What is your current mood and why ?
Tired as fck bc tafe
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Describe your life in 3 words
fck you ****
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
Given up on girls and relationships completely tbh so being single is good as
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Is your year going great ?
Hahahahahahahah no wtf
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Rate yourself out of 10
Shane Dunn
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Roll it up, Light it up - Cypress Hill
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What do you hate about yourself ?
And get called an attention seeker when i answer this? No thanks
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What do you want right now ?
Im pretty happy atm so im fine with what ive got
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How do you deal with a break up ?
Say **** it and do something you arent supposed to
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Are you a selfish person ?
Idk, im probably selfish without realising but if i am feel free to let me know
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
None, all the movies ive watched this year have been pretty good
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How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
I usually look at the ground and hold my breath until they **** off
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Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Chris Gooden
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What was your first cellphone ?
PS3
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B like back the **** up before you catch these hands
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
Either invisibility or flying
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
Hahaha why would i answer this
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Money or Loyalty ?
Well i dont have either soo hard descision
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Jumping over the couch instead of walking around it
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Do you still like your ex or something
Nope, the question asked was what did you like about your ex, not what do you like about your ex, the question used past tense, not present.
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What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Dont even ask lol
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How do you deal with failure?
mas******* then continue to do LSD with Jimi Hendrix wbu
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Are you a virgin?
Yes Sir / Ma'am i sure am
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What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
Nothin on my side lol i tried everything already, that person can go **** themselves
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Who do you envy and why ?
Idk people who arent feeling like **** atm
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Who told you they loved you last
My dog
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Probs play with my t*** thats the first thing id do
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Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
Nah
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What's your favourite word or phrase ?
I have too many :)
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What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
History or Science
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A memory you want to forget ?
2000-2012, whatever happened inbetween then is what i want to forget haha
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Tbh on your McMofo
Well shes a snail and a swirle and a swirtle and a scared turtle also and she can rock a turban pretty damn well i must say and if i ever get shot she can inherit my socks
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What is your nickname ?
Black Nate
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Dream holiday destination ?
Back to either Malaysia or Dubai
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
How to pay taxes
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Something i probs shouldnt say
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Scotty boys green machine
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Name anyone you dated in the past ?
Victoria, Kiran, Vidhi, Hope
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You make no fūcking sense
I know right
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If money was no object, what would you do all day?
This makes no fûcking sense at all
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Emma Stone
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What’s my best physical feature?
Hahahahahaha good question
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How much do you weigh?
G i dunno i dont check
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What was your last dream about ?
I died in my last dream
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
A$AP Rocky Ft. SchoolBoy Q- PMW
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What did you get for christmas ?
Clothes, Money
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Emma stone
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What is attractive about you?
Hahah good question
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Your biggest wish ?
Me and emma stone get married
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What do you miss about your childhood?
Sam
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
Well i will most likely carry on my tradition and be sitting on the toilet when the countdown is on like i have been 4 years in a row without fail pretty proud
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What is your biggest fear?
Clowns
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Who is the girl you like
Meh inbox me
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What does your perfect day look like?
Spending the day with the girl i like lol
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Who do you like?
Inbox if you really must know
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What turns you off ?
Hahah i dont even know right now
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What is your bank balance ?
About $3
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What do you love the most?
When people stab me in the back aw luv humanity
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Best song you've heard this week ?
welcome to the jungle - Guns N Roses, in sort of a rock mood this week actually.
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Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
Rather not answer this one
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What is your ringtone?
The normal iPhone one
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The most unreliable person you know ?
Haha too many people