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What do you never plan on doing?
Talking to, or having anything to do with people I have left in the past. They're there for a reason.
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What do you want for your birthday
Lip fillers, a lot of make up and tools, money, hair extensions and my hair professionally coloured, a goat...
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What specific thing do you dislike about people?
Too much.
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What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
WELL, I prayed that my dad wouldn't eat the world's most delicious sausage roll the other day and guess what? He didn't. I got that sausage roll and it felt too lucky to be real.
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You're beautiful. Times are tough, but you will put through - stronger than ever!!
Thank you very much, things are hard right now... that means a lot <3
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When do you know you're in love?
Because you know you're in love ???
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What is on your mind?
Getting back to how I used to be and gaining some confidence and self esteem because I'm really unhappy.
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Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
Yo. I just can't stop saying yo.
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You're getting older
No sht it happens every year
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Ur not friends with tanayah anymore?
She deleted me from Facebook. I don't know why, don't really care. I don't want to be friends with immature children. I already work with kids.
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You willing to answer $exual questions?
The world doesn't need to know about my $ex life, so no.
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What turned. Your life around?
Growing up.... Becoming more responsible and understanding that my actions have consequences that affect not only myself but other people.
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If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
There is way too many choices!
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Haha ok heres a scenario
You and a rapist are on a tall platform over an abyss. You knock them off but they grab the edge. You see them holding on for dear life. You stand above them looking down at them dangling
In detail what do you do. No weapons
I would take out one of my earrings, put the sharp end under one of their nails and then kick it. If they were still there I'd just take out more earrings until they fell.
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What are you sick and tired of?
Getting sick!
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What are you looking forward to in 2017?
Paying off my **** car
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What makes your life worth living?
There are way too many answers to this question!
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you look like a good shag
Well if I was going to be a carpet I'd consider myself top quality shag too. Thanks hunny.
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How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
It has recently completely turned around for the better, life is so good right now <3
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What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
Too many to choose from
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What's an instant turn off for you?
Bad smells
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Ever let a guy do a Puerto Rican pull out ?
What???
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Buy my own land, build a house, get a lot of animals
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How did you meet your best friend ?
I haven't really ever had a best friend, I've had good friends here and there but most people are deadbeats that I should have never wasted my time on lol
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What was the best decision of your life?
I make the best decisions of my life every day m80
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What will your child's name be ?
I have 3 picked out for my 3 children. They will be 2 girls and a boy.
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I think that you live a pretty cool life :) DarioMaselli
Hmm hahaha
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Im sorry if Im asking personal questions... Im just very curious and interested in your life... (that sounds creepy but think of it in a different way) DarioMaselli
Its not an overly exciting life I lead
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Why dont you get inseminated DarioMaselli
Because I do not want that.
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Do you have a child? Or what is the story about you having a child next year? If you dont mind me asking? DarioMaselli
I don't have a child nor am I pregnant, I just want one haha.
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Im on qooh to make people feel good about themselves :) and just to have some fun ;) DarioMaselli
Ahh cool. That's a nice thing to do.
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What's it like to be you?
Like being on an emotional roller-coaster at times, alone but not lonely as I enjoy me time, feeling loved and supported unconditionally by a family who is around - even though we don't always get along, happy that I have 2 beautiful animals who I love and they love me, thankful that I have good health and no serious issues, lucky to live in a place where I feel and am safe, don't have to worry about whether I will have food and a place to sleep.
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Im curious :) why are you on qooh :) DarioMaselli
Just when I get bored every now and then, why are you??
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Haha, Im turning 17 in a month :) you are a beautiful young lady and are very lucky to have your looks :P DarioMaselli
Thanks hahaha I look different online.
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Hey! I saw you on qstream :P Whats your secret to being so beautiful? And may I ask, how old are you? :) #goals DarioMaselli
Hey.. make up and camera angles lol I'm 24 on Monday. You look really young.
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Can I be your spam donor
I don't LIKE SPAM~
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I can be your spam donor
I fricken hate spam
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go find a spam donor for your baby
No you
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What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
I want a baby!!!!!!!!!!
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yes our baby I will be the father
Okay but I gotta make sure I like you first. For the children.
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we are the family for your baby
Don't you mean OUR baby?
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when are we making the baby?
You have to tell me who you are first clearly
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then let us bang and get you pregnant so you can have your baby
My baby needs a family
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lets Fuuck and make a baby
Yes I want little babies!!!!
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let me do you up the poop shooter and then come inside of your moist vag
No! I don't want a pooey noodle going into my mooty!
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let us make a baby
I already picked out names c:
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lets bang and make love under the stars
Aww this idea sounds cute but irl there would probably be way too many bugs.
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wanna make a baby tonight I wanna explode all inside of you
You.. want to crawl inside me? And you want to explode? Then I will explode too??????
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Your kink?
You can message me privately if you really want to know that.
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What have you never truly gotten over?
Nothing really? I don't want to be holding on to stuff that makes me feel bad.
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I am going to make you my secx slave and do you up the buum every night then blow my load all over your chest
I'm sewing my starfish shut tonight xoxo
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can i watch you take a massive dump next time?
Only if you do one too
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one day ill tell ya :p
I have a feeling i already know who you are haha
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seeing your reaction finding out it was me the whole time telling you how truely beautiful you are will be worth it, seeing the smile it would put on your face.
Hmmmmmm
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wont be for awhile though, i dont live near you
So where do you live then?
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nope we have never hung out
Hmmm... I'm curious
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We go out together and I still have to act like a mum looking after you and making sure you didn't start a fight hahaha made my night fcking hilarious xxxx
Hahahaha yeah next time I won't drink as much but luckily you got your mum on hahahah xx
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hey, putting a smile on your face makes my day if i can manage to do it. should post smiley pics more often on fb
Have we hung out or anything? Or do we talk much? I hate taking photos hahaha ?
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hey its me again, just letting ya know your absolutely gorgeous, that smile & your eyes are breathtaking. i would love to be able to call you mine some day.
Oh wow that's really nice of you to think!
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Twitter?
I don't have an account! Sorry!
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Crushing on you ? ❤
But why hahaha ?
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Why are you not a millionaire?
Laziness
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did jesus die?
I don't know I'm not religious
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you are so pretty
Thank you lovely c:
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I dont understand why the feck you are being sent this sht on qooh me
I don't know why either... if you don't like someone don't have them on social media... some people must have pretty boring and sad lives to have to keep people they don't even like around hahaha
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I want to put a slave collar around your neck then chain you to my bed then bang you every night
What we want and what we actually get are often two very different things.
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Ell jade shall become an escort
I don't have the confidence or self esteem to do that, so no, I won't.
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Why are you ignoring the person you're ignoring right now?
I'm not ignoring anyone right now. But if I'm ignoring someone it's usually because they've pissed me off.
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hey if it put a smile on your face it served its purpose :)
Well thank you very much!
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i just want you to realize there is someone out there that really wishes they could be with you, and cuddle up to you
Oh... I'm a little bit lost for words and not sure how to respond... but thank you :)
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What was your first kiss like?
I don't remember haha
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You are a better person than you realise. You are funny and full of kindness. I hope life gives you so many wonderful things :)
Thank you so much for saying this. You have made my day! What a kind soul you are! C:
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What is one thing you wish everyone knew about you?
I don't know... ???
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The things I would do to your b**ty
Life already fcks it regularly
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Biggest regret?
I try not to regret the things I do. I do dumb sht all the time and think, "why are you like this?", but I won't sit there and dwell on it. It's okay to fck up. I just get over it and move on... I can't change what I've done but I can learn from those things and grow as a person :)
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Do you like ****jobs
Are you talking about giving or receiving?....
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What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
Idk
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
Mostly anxiety
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you should post more snaps of yourself to snap, your pets are cool and all but your a babe
Haha thanks... I have heaps of down days where I don't like myself.
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You have snapchat beautiful
Yes I'm mrbby
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Is it normal to wank 4 times a day?
You wank how many times a day you feel like and don't let anyone tell you how many time you should or shouldn't.
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you dont know who this is i bet
Why do you say that?
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Would you ever / have you ever.
had $ex in public?
had a some?
had a lesbian experience?
Slept with a married man?
been proposed too?
had $ex with someone over 40?
I have
No and no
I have
No and I would not
Yes but I'm sure as a joke
No and I wouldn't until I was around that age
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maybe i do, if i said any more you would know who i was
I have a feeling I know who this is.....
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Because you are the most amazing girl I know
But do you actually know me ... or much about me?
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I'd really love to date you even if only once
... why?
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Fav position ?
Depends on the other person as well, you gotta find something that feels good for both.
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How many electrons are in a neutron?
I don't know ask google