Ellen Paterson
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How did you meet your bestfriend ?
I taught her to mathematics
Your current mood ?
Apprehensive
Last song you played before replying to this ?
Station - Låpsley
What are you terrible at ?
I don't think we have enough time for this question let's be honest
What do you want for xmas ?
My sanity would be nice
What got you upset recently?
The slow erosion of society's humanity and promise of safety
Which song describes your mood today ?
Lethargic
If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
xox Gossip Girl ?
What are you currently worried about ?
My state of mind
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Anywhere but here
All that ever comes out of your mouth is 'Liam did this' 'me and Liam did this' WE DONT CARE WHAT YOU AND LIAM DO. PLEASE STOP. IT IS SO FREAKIN' ANNOYING. AGH.
OH ANON IM SO SORRY FOR WRECKING YOUR GUTLESS DAY!!!! WOW MY APOLOGIES!!! ILL STOP BEING HAPPY NOW OK??!!?!
Honestly you should do urself a favour an dump him before he realised what your really like
And maybe you should pay attention in English??
Your not worth his time coz your not good enough
Oh Ye ok
Can't believe your actually with Liam... Your a mutt
Woof woof
What was the happiest moment in your life?
Laying on his bed, and he turned around & kissed me on the forehead & he says, "Ellen Grace, I love you"
What are you passionate about?
I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT LIAM ARNOLD
What life lesson did you learn today ?
Check what is on top of the oven first before lifting the pizzas off, garlic bread will drop, and everyone will give you death stares
What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My heart
One word to describe your Ex
Pityful
How do you plan on ending this year ?
With Liam, surrounded by puppies, eating copious amounts of pasta & not giving a fck about anything except one another
What is your purpose ?
That's a pretty broad question
How do you think you are most likely to die?
Tbh I'm actually really bad at crossing roads
What does success mean to you?
Pure happiness
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Don't waste your nap time
Battery percentage on your phone?
47%
What is your idea of living the good life?
When every aspect of life has a side of happiness
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
Do I include my own??
What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Jordan and her never ending hunger for sausage rolls
If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Just go on endless amounts of holidays
What would you call your autobiography?
How to successfully wing your life & turn out ok
Your song of the day?
Depth over Distance by Ben Howard (thnx J)
What one thing do you need to do next?
Think of birthday presents for Liam lol
What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
LAW (pun not intended this time)
What do you want most out of life?
For everyone to be as happy as meeee (which is v happy btw)
fck you and Liam are so cute I'm so happy!
Me tooooooooooo
If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
J monkey
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
I'd come back as me and re-do my life and live it differently
What is your motto?
"Yaaaaassss lets wing it"
People are just jealous of you happiness, don't let it bother you beautiful xox
Thankyou darling x
What is your current state of mind?
I'm actually so happy lately hahahaha
I can see your hickey all the way from here gronk wtf
That's charming
Liam Wiscombe?
Is a cutie
WHO IS BAE???
WHO KNOWS!!!
What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Bae + cuddles + flawless skin
Woah watch out anon she's chatting up your mum ;) TomTakle
I know oh my
Who are you talking to
Your mum
Talking to anyone?
Yes, yes I am
Even though your sick you are so happy I love it
There's a lot to be happy about in my life at the present time
Bro are u actually ok ur so sick hahahaha
I'm seriously dying ):
Last great thing you did ?
Made myself available for this 10/10 great being
Who do you look up to and why ?
A lot of people because they're all taller than me (:
Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Physique and the ability to smell good
How rude of them wtf TomTakle
Yah my thoughts exactly
You looked like sht today not going to lie
I'm sick you A$$
What's under your bed?
Monsters
You jump from one guy to the next settle down unless you want a worse reputation
Did you know there's a difference between dating people and being in a relationship with someone? I'm not tethered to anyone, I'm a free women so I'll do as I please. Secondly, at least I can get boys, because with a personality like yours I can't expect you to have many genuine friends let alone "partners". So next time before you make a btchy anonymous comment, think about how stupid you look when I roast your A$$. (Which btw I'll happily do in real life too, because I have the guts to say it to your face..)
I heard you gave yourself that hickey lol
yes bcoz my lips are capable of reaching my collarbone..MOVE ALONG
What cheers you up ?
The fact that there's only 933 days until I'm out of this shthole :D
Talking to anyone?
It's complicated
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
I'd rather not be labelled as either and make use of my time here whether or not it's long or short
"You know when you're in the bath and you s*ck some water up your A$$hole"
You -"how loose is your A$$..." Dead :,)
I'm a charmer
Nothing is going on here between us anon you stooge ahaha just m8's TomTakle
Once I envisioned our babies though I wasn't too sure that I wanted to just be friends (;
Best compliment you ever received ?
"I'd go ya"
But I wanted to have ur babies </3
If you snooze you lose buddy
What's wrong with that?.....
Uh nothing??..
Literally have his babies
They'd be little monkey babies with huge blue eyes and pretty good taste in music
I can see this whole Tom and Ellen thing actually
Where are you looking?
A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
That time in the bath with Caitlyn #notmyfloaters
You have HUGE TITTYS
How do you know?...
Tom give Ellen ur luv
Which Tom?
Oh bby qooh me said we had to get back together, pls luv me 4eva and eva TomTakle
u are my 4eva <3 #couplegoals
You have a plump b**ty
A b**ty with the finest of cheeks
Jack Abbott is a daft ****.
#assets
You are a smelly hoe
Smelling of the toe jam
Toe jam is quite yuck
AHHAHAH that was beautiful, write me more
Can I write a Haiku for you
Yes pls
No ragrats I live my life on the edge
Same
I'd bang yah
But would I bang you?
Lick me b*m hole hoe
That's my fav activity!!!!!!!
Luck my sprinkle covered bumhole and call me Jimmy.
Sure thing
But I want you to date him u ***** horse
You're hard to please
TOM GET W ELLEN I KNOW YOU SEE THESE
IF YOURE SO OBSESSED WITH HIM WHY DONT YOU
Tommy T seems nice he gets my approval
That's nice, maybe you should date him
U should get back w Tommy T again
Again? There was a first time?
Nah but its like I've only got one wtf
Well you should only have two, so it should make sense that you only had one?..
One of my flaps is bigger than the other kms
Dude pretty sure everyone's is because I listened in PE
Shake that A$$ and let your sht fall out into a cup and mix it with chunky semen baby
There's some sick people on the Internet today
Hey you, stick a pin in my dck hole
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Smother me in chocolate and call me Kendal
Oh ok
I'll be your cake baby
I don't eat cake..
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
I do some bad things but I can't really pin point one
Be careful when u snap chat you don't wanna have a nipslip, that would be a shame Jordanisaguysname..
That would be, lucky I haven't
I'm telling you now so you can be first in line #wingman TheDaisyTrain
Oh honey, if you're up against me there is no line (;
Oh I didn't know that was a physical form
What is your current mood and why ?
I give a solid 0.3 out of 10 fcks rn because everything is shtty and I just wanna nap (:
I thought he was a human being?
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